i_am_trapped_in_an_office
sab send help 050901
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seratonin get_help 050901
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Syrope send provisions

like a mattress and blankets and pillows
050902
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misstree in restraunts, there's always
"this food is human flesh"
if you're a cook, and
"hope you choke on it" behind the smile
if you're a waitress, but
i'm not sure what the office version would be.
me_hubby would know; he knows everything;
and just for you, sab, i will poke at that
grinning dragon_coyote_mad_scientist.
050906
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help me please or just kill me this really sucks, to top it all off this is the kind of office without a window. sometimes i think i'm gonig crazy in here but it doesn't feel good. i hate this. 050907
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jane okay - usually there are clues under/in the wastebasket, in any desk drawers, and somewhere near a plants. any keys usually unlock drawers, where most of the time there is something containing the password for the mysterious computer. make sure everything is plugged in. you will escape. 050907
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lc in the office, my fave survival trick for mental well being is to keep an eye out for the other wolves/coyotes/honey badgers in sheep's clothing. once identified, you can either play subtle games with them at the expense of the sheeple, or alternativly, you can hide your own nature and aim your fellow malcontents at the cube drones and watch the fun from obscurity.

or, you could just do your job, play well with others, and watch as your soul slips away. but that would be boring, and I hate boring.
050909
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mr. floyd cube_maggot 070625
what's it to you?
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