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phil 4 steps to staying employed:

1. Develop a prolonged battle plan without relying on even reasonable success.

2.Do not attempt to assasinate anyone of the company to attain your new powers, as this will always get out of hand.

3. Remember you and the company share a special bond, much deeper than love or respect.

4. Always be looking for a better job somewhere else.

5. Put in your two weeks, even though those sons of bitches would squeeze you like a turnip rather than give you a moment's notice that they are going to lay YOU off.

6. If you must call to inform them of your late arrival, always give yourself an extra 30 minutes to get ready.
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