how_to_eat_timtams_properly
sabbie
now, you might jsut think that you can pop them in your mouth a bit at a time, and truly, they are stupidly yummy that way, but there is a way to make them divine, and yeh verity i will reveal it to you.

make yourself a hot drink, your favorite kind. hot chocolate works best, coffee is good too, i have been informed of the usefullness of tea but not as yet tried it.

cradle your mug in your hands. mmmm... hot things....

now select your timtam. it needs to be unbroken (and here i hope like hell that at least one each survived the trip whole)

delicatly bite a small corner off. now bite the oppisite diagonal corner off.

bend over your hot drink and dunk one of the missing corners in.

place your mouth over the other missing corner and, just like a chocolate straw, suck the hot drink gently throu the timtam till you taste it in your mouth.

quickly (before it all melts and falls apart on you) cram (the time for delicate nibbles has past!) the whole biscuit into your mouth.

sit back, sigh happily, munch tills its gone and then reach for another.
you know, im afriad youll find that youre not gunna be able to stop at one.

when i was in the stupidmarket i remembered that i was told by someone that fantales cannot be found overseas either, so i thought id send some over too. i remember when we were little collecting the wrappers and mainly tring to guess which stars the ones with names cut off were. its a nostalgia thing. plus theyre yummy.
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Annie111 Oh man. Sabbie... you just tortured me briefly. It's ok. Sometimes our relatives send us care packages.

Also missing from American diets are Violet Crumbles and Cherry Ripes.

I guess they have Reese's to make up for it.
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sabbie i tried reeses pieces once.

they were really ugly. salty as hell and yucky and gross.

tell me theyre somehow better over there?
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unhinged no...i don't think reeses pieces are good at all. m&ms are much better. 020201
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spin Yeah. I saw that show too. 020201
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sabbie and becclebee thinking so hard about this earlier, i went out and bought some on my and becclebees new.car adventures.

she jsut 'minded me... timtams from the frigde work best cos the outside stays firm and piping hot drinks works the best.

the lukewarm coffee we tried today jsut didnt do it justice
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sabbie and her sister but we ate them anyway.

becclebee provided the hazelnut coffee and i provided the fancy mugs.
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frAnk and so with great expectations, i took the timtams and fantales to the ski school, even though greta told me libby wouldn't be there. (there's always the chance humans could be wrong. it's happened before) alas. she wasn't, and so i must wait until saturday when we will sit down with coffee before us and eat our tiitams properly thinking of an angel extraordinare who made it all possible.

by the way dear sab, i was at the post office today and mailed a little something from the boys of robin hill, your way. look for it next week...
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palm Kate calls this 'timtam slam'.


I died when I tried it.
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