how_old_are_you
~gez~ after exploring blather a bit i am getting the idea i am not one of the only young blatheres, excluding people i know personally. how old are you?
(cool idea. if everybody puts many down slashes to visually indicate their age, it will be much easier)(watch me get no replies to this post...)

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werewolf sure, i'll toss you a bone, it gets something off my chest anyways.

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Freak 17, be 18 on March 14th 020831
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Kitten !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 020831
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anne_jumps 23 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 020831
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caz 17.6! Almost the big 18...woohoo!! 020831
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caz 17...going on 18.
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tentative I was unaware this site consisted mostly of high school-aged people.
I say this in neither a negative nor in a positive manner, simply as an observation.
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werewolf no please, intrepret the data, it surely has use. be aware of the confluence of factors though. 020831
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werewolf could it be that this generation uses the internet more, or is it the eagerness of teenagers to express their most fleeting emotions in highly personalized symbols, that is to take part in social exercises where they can find identity in a safe forum? or is it that they're the only ones with the time and the energy to build these sand castles, not being jaded or chained to obligations they feel responsible for or personally attached to. or maybe just maybe.... 020831
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werewolf it's that the older members were less likely to post under this particular blathe 020831
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werewolf or maybe just maybe...eh forget it, this is a stupid game...self selected sample blah blah blah 020831
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a black bird with a few grey plumes 30 020831
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devalis jail-bait. that's the reflex answer to that question. too many old men hit on me. 020831
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tourist I Was Born in 01952
I Will Turn the 1/2 Century Mark
11 17 02002

Is This somehow significant?
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birdmad cheers, then, good tourist

from all the things you've written, i would say that half century thus far has been interestingly spent.

in advance of your birthday, let me wish you another half century or however long you think is reasonable
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D y a n n e 15 Going to be 16 in November

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Mahayana //////////////////////////
and will be
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Kleh Ver ~

I am a fetus

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squint 16
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distorted tendencies 16, 17 in Feb 021029
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blamethesky barely legal. 021030
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juliets distress be my lesbian kiss 021030
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p2 on the flip side
of barely legal,
"triable as an adult"
age = 5²
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*nat* See as were goin wid indices nowadays
Age = 2.466212074
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screwing for virginity three score and three years. 021202
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IKC 56-80 seventeen going on a hundred 021202
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Lilac screwing for viginity:

A score is 20 so 3 score is 60 and 3 is

63 years old?!
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Lilac has bad typing virginity* (sorry about that) 030123
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screwing for virginity i was told all my life that a score was 5. i looked all over the internet to prove you wrong, but all that looking just proved to me that i am an idiot.

so excuse while i sulk in shame at my mistake.


::looks up and wipes tears from eyes::
by the way, im 18
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no reason 20...now ask me how old i FEEL... 030123
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Lilac how old do you feel? 030123
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Lilac haha someone else tries to prove me wrong and once again I prevail!!! yay!

Its okay though, you were misinformed.
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megan 16 030123
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phil I feel
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but I'm
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
almost
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Aimee 19, but i feel like I'm 40.... 030123
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Mo 21...and feeling old 030123
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MDogMA Log(x/2-12) (-1) = 1 (years of recon and still unwilling to join the footrace.) 030123
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MDogMA 22 030123
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mcdougall | | | | | | | | |
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I wish I could change the font here.
sometimes.
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i got my back against the record machine "who said that?!..."

old enough to be van_halening right now
(flraaaow)
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no reason i feel mentally old but emotionally young. 030124
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jane iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 030125
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sirflaccid I really don't know 030125
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sirflaccid Maybe a few years older now! 030211
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cube Old enought to enjoy classic rock - young enough to be looking forward...
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DevilsLyric Younger then anyone here.

Im not gonna say anymore
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endless desire far too too young.
only 15.
i like to think i act a bit older.
bc when i think of 15 year olds,
i think of little girls
who still need to grow up.
but then really, whats so wrong with being 15 phil?
im glad you feel 15.
its a good age.
if i was older though,
this would all be easier.
i used to get mad at my brother
bc i always wanted to catch up with him
and his age. 3 years older
but always kept growing and i thought it was his fault
that he did it on purpose.
even if he did,
who could blame him?
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pobodys nerfect Normally I don't like giving out my age..hmm...aw, what the hell! I'm 29 and the countdown has begun to 30. There,I said it. I'm not looking forward to it either. I feel ancient and grey hairs have tried to infiltrate my themselves into my hair. =P A small consolation though,is the fact that I can easily pass for someone about 10 years younger... 030528
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shivers just turned 13 030528
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Rotten77 20 030529
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minnesota_chris dear pobody, women in their thirties are awesome. 030529
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crimson "Now I dont know why but I still try to smile when they talk at me like I'm just a child. Well, I'm not a child. No, I am much younger than that." 030819
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nomatter a surprising variety of ages
16 i am
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Freak 47 030916
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auto cross reference see also average_blatherers_age 030916
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silentbob i can buy all of you alcohol on october_28

for i am a fall_child
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niska well if october was the month that lost the coin toss, your birthday would have been hallowe'en.

which i'm sure you'd like.

but then february would be long and cold. and i would hate that.

happy birthday bob. i'll have a bud, if you're buying, then.
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blah-ze 17.

one year off full legality in australia.

unfortunately, as i am 17 and everyone else in my school year is 18 (with a few exceptions) i will not get to get pissed in the pub with the rest of them at break-up.

damn!
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pinkish I'm 10111
(in binary)
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trixie sometimes 18, often 21 030919
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once again I am eighteen. I refuse to get any older. Although I have been told not to worry, because I never will. 030919
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Novice I have been 17 for like 2 and half months now 030919
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niska the legal drinking age in australia is eighteen?!!?!?

i drank as a teenager, so waiting until i was 21 wasn't a big deal, but in canada, some places, the kids can drink at 18.

where i am they have to be 19.

they're all doing it anyway too young or not.

i say, if you can assume the responsibility of choosing a leader in your country, signing documents which leave you responsible for owing money, driving a vehicle or owning aproperty - the least of the governments worries should be about who's getting pissed drunk tonight...
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blah-ze mmm. i finished school three days ago. turned out being 17 wasn't that much of a problem, as i just went to a party instead. and i know there's a reason why everyone smirks at me, i just can't remember it. i have a semicircular scar on my head from flattening a can, three unidentifiable burns near my armpit, and cuts on my feet from running on gravel. and the best thing is, i didn't throw up in my tent, i crashed in someone elses.

*cheers*
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niska ok kid,

you're cut off...
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secret4185 16 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17 when it's gemini season
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Zoe i'll be 19 in exactly 35 min. actually i was born at 1:07 in the morning, so i guess it'll be about an hour and 42 min. but whatever.... 031113
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Curious I am 031203
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Little Lost Riding Hood I am very nearly 21, though i think I have lived the life of a normal 40 year old!

saying that, what the hell is normal? Sure aint this life...
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justME 13 but i think i have been through more in the last 3 years than my 42 year old mother has her whole life 031203
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oE in my soul? probably around 80 or something..in actual years spent in this bag of slow decaying flesh? way way younger..but not that young..felt middle aged in my soul when i was just eleven or so..can't exp[lain it and i don't believe in reincarnation either so..what gives..?

speculum anyone?
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x IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

i got so into it that i went too far and had to delete some
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oldephebe ..ladder ascending to an unfathomed land of promise and potential..a place where the sky is no longer the limit..

sure this has nothing to do with age but i saw the string of I's and..well..that line just sifted up from a number of timeless evocations and heretofore inchoate aspiration to frame or transmit the idea of unlimited promise into a palatable image..
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Q Apparently about three times as old as the average blue-blatherer.

I think though there's something good for everyone in that. See, for today, average_blatherers_age.
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MeKoy 14 031227
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sylverquiklight who cares age is so pointless i've met 15 year olds who act 30, 40 year olds who act twelve and 18 year olds who try to act 32 but end up acting like pompus idiots who think they know everything. By the way, I'm 24 pushing 500. 031228
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MeKoy i agree age is pointless. what does matter i mean we all use blahter is that enough? 031228
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misstree um.... psssst.... silverquicklight...... first making a derogatory statement about people trying to act twice their age, and then insinuating that you have a certain yearmegspace worth on your hard drive but you are pushing oh so much more........ how do i put this... i'm trying so hard to be nice... so... um... i can't put it any nice way, so i'm just gonna go over there now. thanks. 031228
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minnesota_chris I thought sylverquiklight wrote a good blather.

I think a better question to ask is "how_do_you_spend_your_time"
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misstree just trying to figure out how to point out hypocrisy without calling it hypocrisy... oops... i agree with the point sylver makes, but when you insult anyone else who might do something that you then proceed to do, make sure you can keep me off your cake, or i'll eat it.
("what? who the hell is in the control room??? send bob up there stat!")
and i agree, much better question, but i think all questions of this nature boil down to a greater purpose, the licking of brains... each little factoid is another pinkgrey ripple... another piece comes into focus.
and another thing, i personally, now this is me, nobody else should feel this way just because i do, but #1, whenever someone says they are pushing 500, i think of all the little idiot vampire shits who try to be ohsoeldritch and just come off as pompous asses, and people who try to stretch their experiences to larger proportions rather than being honest with what they have and being open to learning about or collecting more... and spelling it "sylver" just makes my stomach turn all the harder for the pompous vampyre wannabe shits... not saying that sylver is one... just explaining why it was so damn difficult for me to be nice... which of course i just blew... but shit, that's my fucking opinoin and first impression (and mine alone darlings), brutal_honesty and all that. if something is beautiful i'll call it so, but if something smells like shit, well, dammit i'm trying to eat... ("shit! must be a ninja attack, bob isn't responding! put everyone on red alert and get those fingers shut down until we isolate the problem!")
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minnesota_chris ok, so he feels mature, but in reality he's a punk. His feelings are still valid. You can't invalidate someone's feelings, can you? Well, maybe YOU can misstree (with your riding whip and boots and all).

yes miss tree can I have another?
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misstree actually, in shared reality (which i believe you refer to) he's not a punk or a vampire wannabe or very mature for his years or being unfairly persecuted or anything. he's a collection of cells and chemical processes. all of the other things exist only in personal realities--opinoin and all that.

and not seeking to invalidate, just to point out a bit of hypocrisy so it may be internally corrected if needed, and vent a few of my feelings about the hypocrisy in the meantime.

and forget riding crops and bullwhips. all about the braided leather belt. (and chris, ya shouldn't aughta be saying things like that to me... the world remains in one piece mostly because i prefer being sub... but just barely... and when people who can stand up to me run short, i will cross the tracks for whatever fun can be had... there are enough factors leading to the destruction of people you'll never have to wake up next to, quit addin' to 'em. :P )
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endless desire if i told you i was 30
would what i say be worth more?
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MeKoy no its the wisdom in witch that 30 year old spirit has. 031229
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mon go ahead,
take a flying goose of a guess

no Peking
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misstree your words are worth whatever they are charged with, and in fact their worth is utterly independent of your worth as a human being. your age tells me what part of your life cycle you are at. if someone is speaking about marriage who is 17, i know that it's not very likely that they've been married, and if i hear a 40 year old talking about high school i know that it is a slightly different version of the system than exists today... this does not in any way affect the worth, but simply give insight into that person's particular perspective...

nom, i'd guess you at either 20 or late 30's, you have a peaceful exuberance that seems to be most commonly found in those parts of life.
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just an observation haha.. and spelling it misstree is any diferent from spelling it slyver? 031230
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u24 I'd guess nom at 25ish. she owns a farm, ferchrissakes. 031230
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misstree re names, see the_boxing_ring. 031230
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endless desire misstree's a smart woman indeed 031230
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mt ? eh? 031230
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MeKoy so mon what i have to say it doesnt madder how old you r as they said in the cycel of your life right now, its the wisdom and freedom you show and speak with 031230
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mon heh
(thankyou to the jelly bean jar guessers)

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:.)

and by the buy u24, i share rent, not own.
(look into the future: monfaq, item reference number 6512, under "what i ate for breakfast when i was small")
never lived in a house that wasn't owned by somebody else, but what is 'owning anything' anyway right?i could never own the land, only live with it as a child of it.

yep



likes guessing games
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sylverquiklight I'm adversly opposed to vampirism in all of its forms, and as for sylver well it just popped into my head (as most things tend to) when i needed something to fill in the whitespace next to 'you', after 'says' and above 'email' so i simply typed it. 500 is just an arbitrary number that i chose, for experience can be condensed and diluted, it was simply an abstract point i wished to make and not any delusion i was having of my own amount of experience. 040107
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sylverquiklight Further elaborating, age isn't as important as what stage of development you happen to have reached, what you've accomplished, and what kind of person you've become. As improbable as it would seem, a 20 year old can be said to have lived a full as a life as a 90 year old, depending on what both subjects have done with their lives. Currently i'm in the typical "Generation vs. Stagnation" stage, which is typical for my age. 040107
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walrus mon, 23 and a quarter years? 040107
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RoXXXie soon to be 24, 4 days and counting 040107
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mon yep walrie 040108
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sameolme ok, at the very real risk of alienating a lot of people that I don't even know,
I will now own up to being as old as dirt,or there abouts. 50
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minnesota_chris yay, 50! I'm glad you are the age you are. 040308
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pete 18 and ageless. 18 and a child. 18 and an adult. 18 and already dead. 18 and yet to be born. 040308
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ethereal ageless in an age defined world. 040308
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zanna eighteen.
but wishing i was thirty-seven.
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white_wave wishing she were 18 be careful what you wish for. Getting old SUCKS!! 040322
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ambermoon 25 and also wishing to be 18 again

is not too old...yet...
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grendel 32 040323
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minnesota_chris all you thirtysomethings, I enjoy your writings immensely. Not that I'm biased. 040323
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oldephebe why thankyou chris 040323
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white_wave oldephebe is a thirtysomething? I thought he'd passed that decade long ago! 040323
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oE well..i've always been old..i started smoking a pipe in college, and didn't stop until a few years ago when it started to affect my singing... 040323
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smurfus rex "how_old_are_you? I mean, really, you *are* old, right?"

"For an apricot, yes. For a head of lettuce, even more so. But for a mountain, I have not even begun in years...for a man, I am just right."

"Well, now I know, don't I?"
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sameolme Ya see them thar mountans over yonder?
Well, when I was a boy, theys was just
little bity mole hills. It was my pappy that turned them out the way they look now.
Yep.
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The Heretic a little older than my teeth 040405
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delial hard to believe that next month, I'll be out of my teens. feels like i'm outgrowing my favorite coat -- that comfortable one with the large buttons - bright_red - with the little_red_riding_hood i could hide smiles, tears, angry words, and shame behind.

while i ever actually pulled out the 'i'm a teenager' excuse, the fact i will be without it kind of troubles me. oh well.
here's to adulthood


...or just being a really big kid.
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jane :::::::::::::::::: 040407
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Syrope it depends on who i'm with
i've been around a little over 20 yrs, but my parents make me feel like i'm 4, my acquantainces make me feel like i'm 40, and around people i care about, i'm ageless. i can just be as old as i feel at the moment. i've been chastised for teasingly deep_throating my friends finger only to break away with a little girl's grin. it weirds him out.
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Lemon_Soda To young and to old. 040408
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dosquatch The answer changes with time. If I give an answer now, it will be wrong next year. Instead, I will claim to have been zero days old as of 25-Aug-1973. 040529
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minnesota_chris I told someone today I'm 34. She said "That's not bad!" I said that I hoped not, and that I hope to be 35 and 55 and 105, and I hope I will think that they are all good ages. 040530
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mood ring IIIII
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spiffy 16.
just two years left til i am free...
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old 24....25 on july 26th.
And it will be my last birthday.
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witchesrequiem 24,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,chris west u ass..we are the same age! oh...ok u are 2 months and 2 days older...not like that u act like it.. 040619
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silentbob i am 21 now. i was 17 when i started blathing 040620
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dudeinanigloo A day older than I was yesterday. 040628
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puredream spiffy, do not be so sure that 18 spells freedom. 040628
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nonlucid XV roman
1111 binary
17 octal
simply F hexadecimal
or merely the seemingly common age 15 in the more common base, which I seem to require an excessively long time to express

a good age, perhaps, occasionally giving me an excuse to be immature, though other days it's realised that there is really no excuse for mediocrity

but 16 in a month, college in two, and then I will have no excuse and may have to grow up and quit whining

and nothing changes the fact that I do know twelve-year-olds who are more mature than I
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puredream ageless in an age defined world. (deja vu) 040629
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dudeinanigloo The hexadecimal system is weird. What is it for, anyway? (that's your cue to tell me). 040712
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minnesota_chris sometimes 11 year olds are really creative. 040802
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starlett 17, 2 months on tuesday till 18!!!!! 040802
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czmember estarocks cpgurrl no sorry i meant
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thunderbuck ram 50 - Be afraid, be very afraid. 040826
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minnesota_chris and I for one am hella glad you're writing here. 040826
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pete 18, 19 in less than a month, though it means legalized drinking and smoking, and since i dont smoke and can drink anyways, i'm sure it is just an excuse to have a day off work and school 040826
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uow 24 years as of noon yesterday
so i'm 24 years + 24 hours right now
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pandora 27 040826
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falling_alone i actually grew up a bit, i'm VI ...

well thats how old i act, i suppose, in all actuality i'm XVII
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epitome_of_incomprehensibility I was born in June 1988. Do the math. 050801
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Lari I can't wait to grow up. 050802
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hsg 24 050812
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pete a month and 8 (7 now i guess) days til i'm 20 050813
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kariann i alwyas thought blather wasnt about who you are.

cause in my mind, it's not. it's about just saying that you honestly think about something.

there is no place to say who you actually are. cause it dosnt matter here in blather.
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endless desire 24. nearly 25.
nearly 10 years older than the girl who
posted here.
I feel like the same person.
I have the same strong voice in my head
that gets me into all sorts of trouble.
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Much Love endless...i am happy you are still here..

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D very...very...

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_ welcome back endless! 130108
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Freak The first time I posted on this page I was 17. Now 31. Where has time went? 161016
what's it to you?
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