how_do_you_collect_loans_from_friends
Jenna
I
love
him
with
all
my
heart
but
I
have
no
money
and
somehow
he's
still
getting
it
from
me
.
How
do
you
ask
someone
nicely
to
please
pay
you
back
*
today
*?
Not
eventually
,
not
in
the
form
of
favors,
but
in
cash
,
today
?
?
020213
...
cube
It's
true
that
discussions
of
money
make
people
uncomfortable
.
This
is
the
same
problem
in
business
when
i
have
to
press
a
client
for
payment
.
What
i
have
learned
and
can
recommend
is
only
'persistence'.
It
seems
to
be
the
only
thing
that
works
.
We
pay
people
who
continuously
pester
us
-
if
only
to
shut
them
up
.
In
your
case
,
it'll
have
the
added
bonus
of
driving
this
guy
out
of
your
life
and
onto
greener
(
and
less
squeaky
) pastures.
Friends
like
this
you'll
learn
to
live
without
.
Tell
him
that
you
need
the
money
for
something
important
that
has
just
come
up
.
Fabricate
a
little
white
lie
if
necessary
and
tell
him
honestly
that
you
cannot
loan
him
anymore
money
because
he
never
pays
it
back
.
You're
not
doing
the
guy
any
favors
by
keeping
him
dependent
on
others
for
his
daily
bread
.
In
the
end
,
there
probably
isn't
any
easy
way
.
Hanging
on
to
your
money
requires
a
little
strength
and
bitchiness,
but
don't
worry
,
you're
in
good
company
:-)
³
020213
...
phil
you
don't
need
money
for
anything
020214
...
princess
five
dollars
at
a
time
.
020611
...
june
but
i
did
write
some
good
stuff
and
made
him
alot
of
money
,
no
matter
how
pathetic
and
crippled
as
i
seem
or
am
i
need
the
money
i
want
the
money
i
need
an
operation
that
will
help
me
survive
this
tumor
i
have
attacking
my
brain
move
him
onto
the
greener
playground
he's
nothing
but
trouble
to
me
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
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