house_cooling silentbob How to cool a house you're moving out of: 1. Make a playlist. No sad songs. Mostly R&B and pop. 2. Order 2 pizzas. The pizza comes with free soda. 3. Buy beer. Tell people to bring beer. When people bring you whiskey, thank them. 4. Chop up some pears, smear goat cheese and walnuts on it. The pears should be ripe and you should not use blue cheese. 5. Most of your things will be in boxes. Do not hide this. This is the functionality of moving out. 6. Instruct people to bring empty boxes, bubble wrap, packing tape, etc. Have a pile of DVDs you want people to take on their way out. 7. Tell a 30th birthday barcrawl they should wind their way through at some point. A crowd of people you do not know shows up. 8. Invite pelts. She does not come. 9. Close out the party with JVH an Anjali talking about your new apartment and relationship troubles. 10. In the morning photograph the mess and intimate how you are good at parties. 11. Clean. Feel a deep sense of ritual during the clean, a theraputic cathartic clean, to know that 2645 was sufficiently warmed, loved, then cooled. 12. Move out 7 days later. Leave the keys on the sink. Long. 140901 what's it to you? who go blather from