homophobe silentbob you don't think i'm a.... a..... homophobe, do you?? 040629 ... minnesota_chris I'm homophobic. They make me squirm. I enjoy talking to gays, and I'm quite heterosexual, but still. It's not the homohatred to which a lot of people are referring, just a general scared feeling. 040629 ... silentbob Maybe you're scared you might be gay. 040630 ... minnesota_chris I think that theory is crap. It's the same fear of the unknown, the same reason I'm apprehensive of blacks when meeting them, of Indians, of most Latinos. 040630 ... silentbob maybe you're afraid you are most latinos 040701 ... minnesota_chris I DO LIKE TORTILLAS!!! 040701 ... Borealis this latino would like to stuff tortillas down your throat. 040709 ... minnesota_chris :) and I'd like you to as well. Quesadillas please, with slice of avocado. Read a little bit, love, it's a joke. 040710 ... minnesota_chris and wouldn't you be a latin-a? Or are you a man? in which case I take back all the 'love' comments and ask that you keep a nice heterosexual distance from me and my wiener. 040710 ... kookaburra writes some totally pointless stuff i had two whole gorditas yesterday, a medium mountain dew and three sugar cookies. ahhhhhhhhh, fast metabolisms are fun. o, wait. focus. what was the topic? oh. no im not homophobic, but thanks for asking. its nice knowing you care mister blather. 040710 ... kookaburra writes some more pointless stuff oh and mc- do you feel the same way about lesbians or do you find that attractive? 040710 ... minnesota_chris ahh, the paradox. How come two women kissing isn't weird? The reason is, I have no idea why anyone would kiss a man. They're big and hairy and lumpy and smelly. They're as huggable as a beef roast. If I were a woman I'd kiss women. 040710 ... guess who? not you hm. thats why i go for thin boys who are lanky and and hairless and wash. 040710 ... kookaburra and and why am i stuttering while typing? oh well 040710 ... minnesota_chris but most normal grown men aren't skinny and hairless. Is that an unreal expectation? 040710 ... kookaburra heh. you forget im only 14, so the guys im really after are around my age. although if pharell were to come over i would have no complaints... 040710 ... Borealis minnesota chris... I know its a joke..I don't think I would want to stuff tortillas down anyone's throat while keeping a serious face. and no need to be homophobic... i'm a very large distance from you. *smiles* 040710 ... Borealis and kookaburra...what happens...when you're thirty..and you still want them lanky and hairless? ... hmm into hairless cats at all? 040710 ... kookaburra ewwwwwww :) hopefully my tastes will change... 040710 ... silentbob despite what homophobic slightly racist minnesota chris would have you believe, not all men are hairy. 040711 ... kookaburra bah! humbug. dont toy with me, i see through your web of lies... and look! theres a spider! and shes there with her friend, mister fly! wait... what is she doing to mister fly? are bug limbs supposed to bend that way? are bug limbs supposed to come off that way? "oh no!" said the spider, "we are merely playing a game! and if you know whats good for you you'll believe my story!" *backs slowly away from the web of lies* 040711 ... minnesota_chris I will never lie to you. Never. And that's why I must tell you that I am a multimillionaire who looks like Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp and... ummm... Wesley Snipes. 040712 ... sameolme I must admit, I'm terrified of bleeding people. I think hemophilia is disgusting. We descent non bleeding hemophobes need to be protected from those debased hemophiliacs. I read somewhere that Rasputin had the power to talk hemos out of bleeding. I need a big hairy man like that to protect me. 040713 ... kookaburra oh, so you dont always look like gold colored crap. THANK GOODNESS! wow, i mean, that piccy on the rehtalb page? uuuuuuugly! :) 040713 ... dudeinanigloo When you go into high school, most of the guys will be moderately hairy, kookaburra. Just letting you know in advance. 040713 ... dudeinanigloo And what's this about gay guys being hairy? That assumption in itself is homophobic. 040713 ... kookaburra who said that????? 040714 ... dudeinanigloo Silentbob implied that minnesota chris thought that. 040714 what's it to you? who go blather from