homophobe silentbob you don't think i'm a.... a..... homophobe, do you?? 040629 ... minnesota_chris I'm homophobic. They make me squirm. I enjoy talking to gays, and I'm quite heterosexual, but still. It's not the homohatred to which a lot of people are referring, just a general scared feeling. 040629 ... silentbob Maybe you're scared you might be gay. 040630 ... minnesota_chris I think that theory is crap. It's the same fear of the unknown, the same reason I'm apprehensive of blacks when meeting them, of Indians, of most Latinos. 040630 ... silentbob maybe you're afraid you are most latinos 040701 ... minnesota_chris I DO LIKE TORTILLAS!!! 040701 ... Borealis this latino would like to stuff tortillas down your throat. 040709 ... minnesota_chris :) and I'd like you to as well. Quesadillas please, with slice of avocado. Read a little bit, love, it's a joke. 040710 ... minnesota_chris and wouldn't you be a latin-a? Or are you a man? in which case I take back all the 'love' comments and ask that you keep a nice heterosexual distance from me and my wiener. 040710 ... kookaburra writes some totally pointless stuff i had two whole gorditas yesterday, a medium mountain dew and three sugar cookies. ahhhhhhhhh, fast metabolisms are fun. o, wait. focus. what was the topic? oh. no im not homophobic, but thanks for asking. its nice knowing you care mister blather. 040710 ... kookaburra writes some more pointless stuff oh and mc- do you feel the same way about lesbians or do you find that attractive? 040710 ... minnesota_chris ahh, the paradox. How come two women kissing isn't weird? The reason is, I have no idea why anyone would kiss a man. They're big and hairy and lumpy and smelly. They're as huggable as a beef roast. If I were a woman I'd kiss women. 040710 ... guess who? not you hm. thats why i go for thin boys who are lanky and and hairless and wash. 040710 ... kookaburra and and why am i stuttering while typing? oh well 040710 ... minnesota_chris but most normal grown men aren't skinny and hairless. Is that an unreal expectation? 040710 ... kookaburra heh. you forget im only 14, so the guys im really after are around my age. although if pharell were to come over i would have no complaints... 040710 ... Borealis minnesota chris... I know its a joke..I don't think I would want to stuff tortillas down anyone's throat while keeping a serious face. and no need to be homophobic... i'm a very large distance from you. *smiles* 040710 ... Borealis and kookaburra...what happens...when you're thirty..and you still want them lanky and hairless? ... hmm into hairless cats at all? 040710 ... kookaburra ewwwwwww :) hopefully my tastes will change... 040710 ... silentbob despite what homophobic slightly racist minnesota chris would have you believe, not all men are hairy. 040711 ... kookaburra bah! humbug. dont toy with me, i see through your web of lies... and look! theres a spider! and shes there with her friend, mister fly! wait... what is she doing to mister fly? are bug limbs supposed to bend that way? are bug limbs supposed to come off that way? "oh no!" said the spider, "we are merely playing a game! and if you know whats good for you you'll believe my story!" *backs slowly away from the web of lies* 040711 ... minnesota_chris I will never lie to you. Never. And that's why I must tell you that I am a multimillionaire who looks like Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp and... ummm... Wesley Snipes. 040712 ... sameolme I must admit, I'm terrified of bleeding people. I think hemophilia is disgusting. We descent non bleeding hemophobes need to be protected from those debased hemophiliacs. I read somewhere that Rasputin had the power to talk hemos out of bleeding. I need a big hairy man like that to protect me. 040713 ... kookaburra oh, so you dont always look like gold colored crap. THANK GOODNESS! wow, i mean, that piccy on the rehtalb page? uuuuuuugly! :) 040713 ... dudeinanigloo When you go into high school, most of the guys will be moderately hairy, kookaburra. Just letting you know in advance. 040713 ... dudeinanigloo And what's this about gay guys being hairy? That assumption in itself is homophobic. 040713 ... kookaburra who said that????? 040714 ... dudeinanigloo Silentbob implied that minnesota chris thought that. 040714 ... dafremen Homophobic? Fuck no. I'm perfectly fine with folks doing what they like. Stop making it about love. It may have been about love at one time, but the minute you labelled it "sexual identity", you invited a whole menagerie of sick fucks who can't control their urges, to join you and now we can't tell who is who. I mean when you first found out about glory holes, that didn't disgust you? What made you keep marching forward? How could finding out that your movement encapsulates THAT not give you pause and make you, at the very least, rethink being so politically active until you purge your ranks of these absolute shits in the face of human advancement? (That goes for the undulating hetero butts in every movie too. Backward into our animal urges we go..hi ho, Ho.) And so maybe you're like, well that's the history of homosexuality, man, we had to hide out in restrooms and rich guys' houses. And THAT didn't give you pause? Rich perverts and public toilets..birds of a feather. Again, THAT didn't give you pause? Can't you see that even if your entire homosexual identity were based in love and truth and justice and being yourself, it doesn't change the fact that gay pride month = sex addict month? And do you think its appropriate to tell teenagers about 6 year olds fellating each other? That used to be known as child abuse. What happened? Now its ok to influence their world view with pictures of people engaged in overtly sexual acts? And THIS didn't give you pause? You put the rollerr skates on this bitch, now how do you stop it from rolling into some hedonistic future straight out of Matrix Revolutions or an Epstein sex tape? Am I a homophobe? If standing against this disgusting descent into madness makes me a homophobe, then call me phobic. And someone who will take it in the backside over someone else's sexual urge? That's one sad, scary mofo. 221230 what's it to you? who go blather from