hollowed_out_cow_corpse blah-ze HOLLOWED OUT COW CORPSES AND YOU they are especially useful for keeping warm on cold nights. midnight snacks can be taken at any time... just watch out for cave-ins. such an event, while not necessarily fatal, could have long reaching effects on the little green men that told you to get the cow in the first place. to prevent this from happening, kill the little green men and listen to the little red men instead. CARE AND MAINTAINENCE Of Your Cow Corpse to prevent decomposition, place the cow corpse in your freezer while not in use. to reheat, place in microwave for several hours. note: the appropriate length of time needed will vary on the wattage of your microwave. too many hours will result in large amounts of steaming cow being thrown around your kitchen. if no suitable microwave is available, a hair dryer can be used, but use of blowtorches, flamethrowers and napalm may invalidate your warranty WARRANTY if, for some reason, your cow corpse fails to live up to your expectations, you can return it for a free refund at any of our asylums. however, if your cow corpse has been submitted to unacceptable reheating procedures, as detailed above, we will not take any resposibility for any damage sustained. Also, if the cow has been subject to inappropriate or depraved useage, including use as a piñata, parachute, weapon of mass destruction or battle tank, this warranty is null and void. 030904 ... blah-ze i never realised until now just what the underlying meaning of this little piece was. thankyou, everyone, for not replying to this. i think this is one of the ones i would remove from blather. can you do that? 030925 ... tennis star of the 70s why woud you want to do that? cow_skull_filled_with_lead_and_bloody_potato_chip 030925 what's it to you? who go blather from