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birdmad When i lie asleep at night, each cat takes her turn cuddling up next to me, even in the summertime.

Tonya will lie close where i can scratch behind her ears and eventually she will go back to her favorite spot on top of my right tower speaker

Shadow will stretch herself along the length of my arm or my side if my arm is up and will occasionally get up and start licking my arm from wrist to elbow, which can be painful when she gets going to it.

and now Spooky, who pushes my arm from my side so she can get in that spave and then actively begins giving me the_happy_claws right in my armpit and purring like a tractor, I'm gonna have to start putting a towel in my armpit to be able to bear it, because except for the excruciating pain of her massive claws sinking into soft flesh, it is awfully cute
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you have a kitty harem
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birdmad a veritable "cat house" if you will.

as was the case in the beginning, the antics of furry beasts ensures that i get even less sleep than usual

so, usually around two in the afternoon in the office i am either fighting the urge to fall dead asleep at my keyboard at work or have the human equivalent of kitty_freak_out_hour
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birdmad good thing i almost always wear pants to sleep...no worse rude awakening than a cat jumping onto you and landing all four feet right on your groin

unless of course, like young Spooky. she follows it up by parking the weight of her back feet directly on the location of my balls and kneading her front claws into my solar plexus, walking around on my chest, licking my forehead with that raspy cat-tongue and then standing on the head of the bed and kneading her claws into the side of my head when i turn and nipping at my ear so that i might crack open another can even while she has a plate full of kibble

As i said with Tonya some five years ago, if she wasn't so damned cute, i might just have to kill the adorable little freak

and don't get me started on the incessant need to loudly lick the outer edge of the plastic grocery bag that lines the little wastebasket nest to the entertainment center... eep!
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birdmad any arms or feet dangling off the bed will be assaulted by kittens

*Snowflake, the wire-haired white Lynx-point Siamese of the litter sitting on my pillow batting me on the head at 4:45 AM with her claws out

*The hunting instincts are good, if i pass by them while they are playing, i can count on 4 of the five to attack the backs of my legs like REEEEAAALLLY SMALL lions trying to bring down prey...including biting the tendons on the back of my heel
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birdmad i_got_a_cat_named_pixie

loves to knead her claws into my belly and my back whenever i'm lying down, purring all the while, leaning the fine art of theraputic catupuncture on my scarred hide

dear stripey little monkey.
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