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bethany it's my half birthday today!
i am 19 and one half

horray!
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white_wave i bet you'll really be celebrating when you are twenty_and_a_half. Next stop: Legally Drunk!!


i don't like to celebrate half_birthdays. i'm too old to actually look forward to my birthday.
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X easy target X dude...my half birthday was march 4...i didnt get anything tho 040324
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not god yeh. whee! 050311
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megan my half birthday is march 4 also 050311
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no reason interesting. that's my whole birthday. 050311
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ever dumbening i'm only half of the loser i would be if i were wishing myself a regular happy birthday.

half birthdays are cool because no one cares. no presents, no bullshit, no drama, no worrying from or towards anyone. you're just like, fuck yeah, it's my half-birthday. and you can look forward, or back, or both. or you can ignore it, like, naw man, half birthdays are for punk asses. or you could build a small fortress out of things lying about, you know, plywood and tinfoil balls, and then be the fucking king of that shit. yeah, boyee, i'm the half-king up in this piece.

and so but then happy half-birthday to me, and to you when yours arrives.

oh and one more thing. no matter what, they kick some un-birthday ass. sorry to hate on alice, but 364 days of unbirthday watered down dreck ... i ain't havin it.

that anti-alice rant was bringing me down on my half-birthday, so i'll apologize to the wonderland gang and say we can just agree to disagree. and now i will end my night with a half-birthday dance, a gavotte. now where is my wig powder?

southern pies for all!!! (your choice of sweet potato, bean, or pecan.)
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ever dumbening ooh, ooh, dig on the captcha first:
babq

okay, so i didn't have a barbeque, but...

winding things down, moving ever farther away from that_bitch_and_those_fucking_losers. today at work, molly the chambers and chambers rep planted the seed of an idea: thailand. her thought was since i don't have a place that i'm obligated to, why not take the money i'd be spending on rent for a month and just hop the pacific. stewing, thinking, mmm maybe.

later, i drove to berkeley_bowl to grab some olives and bread, snap peas and heirloom tomatoes for my half-birthday dinner.

after dinner i sat in the yard, where the trickle of the water feature and my vonnegut dovetailed nicely with my cigar.

the sun is dropping through the trees in north oakland where i'm sitting in a cafe with my friend anna whose shirt perfectly matches her eyes today.

happy half birthday to me.
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jane mine is tomorrow 070525
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my name it means nothin ha. my...half half birthday is tomorrow. well, my 3/4 birthday. Now there is something that MATTERS.

(not)
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Isaou In a week from today.
Hope I get him
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jane found it, e.d. 081201
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