had_ought miniver Um...why do I sound like the Bible? 001128 ... miniver Hey, that would be funny...if the Bible used phrases like "cool stuff". The Teen Testament. 001128 ... amy yeah. i want to put a whole bunch of "or something"s in the Bible. My So-Called Bible. 001128 ... god would you? 001128 ... miniver Is your pun worse, or is mine, Amy? "Teen Testament" vs. "My So-called Bible" Showdown at noon. Town Square. Twenty paces. 001128 ... tourist Throw the Book at Em' 001128 ... god somebody write something. i'm sick of all this king james bullshit. 001128 ... amy guess what, you guys. i think MARY MAGDALENE wrote the fourth gospel, the one called John, who identifies "himself" as the beloved disciple. isn't that exciting? i'm writing my own Bible. it's not for other people, though. i'm going to eat it when I'm done. 001128 ... amy well, that was way too trivializing. it was Mary "Fucking" Magdalene, and she mighta written part of the Bible and she mighta been Jesus' girlfriend, and she mighta been a big part of that whole foundation of Christianity thing. the cult of Magdalene... the Funky Grail! But I always liked Jesus Christ Superstar, too. And I never went to church or anything, either, so don't pull out any I Hate Religion stuff on me. 001129 what's it to you? who go blather from