goth_girl_wants_your_swearwords iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl I thought, considering that i appear to have an obsession with finding out amusing swear words and obscene yet awesome phrases, that i would list a number of the best here....I'm very sad i know. This page is very juvenile. If you are easily offended, please do NOT look down the page. Other than that... Please feel free to peruse, Donations are most welcome. Ass crawler Ass strummer Pissflap Monkey dick Shit on that Pigdog Fuckwit Flachwichser (german - means can't ejaculate in a straight line) Anal retentive Teletbubi zurück Winker (german, means someone who waves back at the Teletubbies) You are as dumb as bread On your knees, and suck for forgiveness. When I see your fat girlfriend, I think German tanks are rolling again. Thanks for nothing, you backstabbing son of a scraggy bitch whore. Did someone shit in your head and forget to stir it? I will poke out your eyes and piss in your brain, you fuckwitted asshole. Fucktard The only interesting thing in your history is how you escaped from the laboratory. If I had your ugly face I'd run straight into a buzzsaw, laughing. I'll stuff you and sell you on eBay. Leichenficker (german - Necrophiliac) that's it at the moment.....just off the top of my head... if anybody wants me to post a huge list of german swearwords, just ask. *winks* now i can be obscene in TWO countries! 041008 ... here are a couple of em "you are a load your mother should have swallowed" "clear evidence that someone's been pissing in the gene pool" 041008 ... unhinged fuckstick 041008 ... kookaburra i'm quite partial to fuckmonkey and shitter 041008 ... dudeinanigloo - Shitball - Cockbite - Cockblocker - Fuckmonkey - Hairy cherry rectal berry (made up by my friend Garreth) That's all I can name off the top of my head. 041009 ... misstree fucktard godamcocksuckinmuthafuckinsonofabitch cum guzzling gutter snipe choke, bitch. there would be more but i'm not drunk for once. 041010 ... the fire inside jam a bastard in it you crap 041107 ... Piso Mojado whoreface 041107 ... u24 cuntwhore bitchfucker 041107 ... iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl *is phsl* thanks a lot ppl, im lovin the inventive words here!!! its really cheerin me up.........keep at it!! 041107 ... TK *blush* The closest I usually get to cursing is: Fudge-O-La (said in one word, not drawn out) or Fudge Monky yea, I know sorrie 041107 ... smurfus rex fuckrag fuckbucket fucktruck fucktrain fuckhead (a la Super Troopers) fuckass (a la Boondock Saints) shitbag shitcake shitbrick shitbrake (had to be there) rimjob peckerhead and titty-baby that's just from this past weekend. Happy Holidays! (see: things_that_annoy_me) 041108 ... Normally a nic person Landwhale Vacancy Your are the wind! Dirtbag Shitsucker Fudgepacker Gearbox Roadkill Mr. Blueballs cuntsnot . 041108 what's it to you? who go blather from