gollum
silentbob He's a really creepy and wonderful character.

He is also a funny blatherer
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jem from the hobbit, right?
my precious....
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Karp He brings comedy to the point of brilliance.

I laugh every time.
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Karp oh...someone already started this page...hmmmph 010731
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blushing Gollum Nice nice Hobbits. We will spare them, for now. yes precious, we will. 010731
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bijou methinks he may be one-part barrett. 010731
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Gollum until digestion is complete. 010801
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Casey gollum is fun 010801
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distorted tendencies precious gollum, makes me smile. 010825
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opie . whatever_happened_to_gollum ? 011205
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"Ancient Pagan" Ancient_Pagan says: "Geez, if Gollum is always fun & extroverted I'm of the opposite polarity--though I'm too wierd to be "unfun"--I get lost in philosophical speculation and the aura of stars & moons...But that's fun to me so what is the truth of fun? Fun is more fun when fun is impenitrably and mysteriously funny...oops got lost in the stars again......."


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God(s) bless Gollum!
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waiting for the lawn to grow is under my pet rock, reading pornos 030524
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Bizzar My boyfriend does the best impression of the character... he sounds just like him... it cracks me up. 030923
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misstree i don't think i could date anyone who did a gollum impression. it would creep me out too thoroughly.

*sits bolt upright*

something new that creeps me out! yaaaaaaaay! (doesn't happen often)
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Bizzar Haha... thats weird. I think its adorable... but I tend to think creepy things are adorable. I think Gollum is cute... :\ 030923
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Bizzar ... in a weird, creepy creature sort of way. 030923
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misstree okay, i can dig with cute in a weird, creepy sort of way... but normally i keep my skittery/crawly from my cute & creepy. hmm. 030923
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Bizzar interesting... in a cute & creepy way... :/ 030923
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pipedream getting protective abt LOTR is NOT cute, and the movie makes him
a)schizo
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b) bearable to see
when actually gollum isn't ANY of the above!!! he's a nasty nasty mean was-human/hobbit/something before he spent eons in the belly of a dark slimy mountain and MUTATED into gollum...how can you all say he's CUTE?! have ye no shame?
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. riddles in the dark 030923
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distant rumbles And yet, without him, the ring would not have been destroyed. 030924
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Tapioca My preciousss...

I love Gollum! *glomps him* He's MINE. MY PRECIOUS. No touchie, any of you.

He's so cute...

But then, I tend to think creepy things are cute.

And I love doing the voice... Yumyumm...
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Kazoo has a lawnmower 040419
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Gollum Had no business being on here and calling himself 'Gollum' before he came along and used the name he'd already taken without so much as a by your leave, precious. 061116
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Moi I wouldn't date someone who "did a Gollum impression" either. Only someone who actually WAS Gollum. I don't settle for imitations! 061116
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Shelob He's married to some actress named Lorraine Ashbourne (who isn't very attractive, is she? No, precious, she isn't). 061116
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