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silentbob i know a lot of people who realized they were sinners and admitted their love for god at age five. at age five i was concerned with whether or not we drove past cows on our way to my cousins house because that would make the car smell bad.

not whether or not i was going to hell.
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god i swear i thought she was 18. 020420
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insect life is all around no, i think he just seems to have a thing for lilliputians, rabbits
and goats
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god well, after i got my head straight, that is. 020421
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silentbob hook em while they're young 030809
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misstree that way you can train 'em proper 030809
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shivers i think when your five
god is a thing to worship...


like pokemon
but do they really take it seriously?
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123 You better watch what you say about Pokemon (Capital "P", ok?) 030810
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