fucking emma Gene M. said all Gately had to do was for fuck's sake give himself a break and relax and for once shut up and just follow the directions on the side of the fucking box. It didn't matter one fuckola whether Gately like *believed* a cake would result, or whether he *understood* the like fucking baking-chemistry of *how* a cake would result: if he just followed the motherfucking directions, and had sense enough to get help from slightly more experienced bakers to keep from fucking the directions up if he got confused somehow, but basically the point was if he just followed the childish directions, a cake would result. He'd have his cake. 990321 ... geraldford what the fuck you fucking fuck. you couldn't fuck your way out of a fucking paper bag you fucking fucked up fucker....or not even. this is fucked, and your fucked and i am going to just sit down right here and wait for you to die. 990729 ... THEBEST what the fuck? 991015 ... Gigo Loma un-fucking-believable 991107 ... lokkust everybody had a fucking good time, too bad the cops showed up and messed everything up. those fucking bastards. later that evening I ended up fucking Sadie in the kitchen. i'll send the pictures. 991107 ... me? a friend wondered what structure a word needed to have 'fucking' inserted into it and still have it sound right. unbe-fucking-lievable. abso-fucking-lutely. in-fucking-credible. and where should it be placed? for instance, incre-fucking-dible sounds quite silly. 991121 ... Lyndsay an action, a moment, a thousand moments, it has been done forever, will continue to the future, and is a result of something no one understands 991212 ... old hick I didn't fuck her, Baby. She fucked me. 000122 ... eric seven A messy, proletarian endeavor. 000213 ... power through passion somebody sure must be doing it there are six billion of us but I'd rather think that we were made by acts of love 000220 ... Yitzhak Such an odd word. "Fuck you!" we say when we're mad, and "I want to fuck you" when we're lusting and "Oh fuck" when we don't care at all, which is when we're fucked. 000305 ... ::: fucking and fighting: this is real love 000326 ... syncratic it's not what i did...we didn't fuck..we..., well, i don't know what we did...but we didn't fuck.. 000424 ... birdmad with my mind. 000501 ... grasshopper up against a wall a cold wall hot kisses wet flesh on hot pavement cool skin hungry mouth in my bed in the car anywhere someone's office every restroom in the server room ancient graveyard at the beach by a tree on top of a castle on my couch in your cube in my mind in your head everywhere 000502 ... emily too quick he finishes, and i'm left wanting more, but having to be satisfied with only him cumming, because he's the important one 000519 ... birdmad my sympathy... unsatisfying sex is a tragedy unto itself. if he was considerate, he would still want to come, but he would want to find a way to bring you along... there's no reason that the concept of "sleeping together" should involve much in the way of sleep 000519 ... WoNDERGIRL sex? a simple, utterable three letter word waiting on the tips of our tounges which lick longing for that epiphany we've not yet experienced once in a lifetime and here we are you and me (and he says he loves me..) 000520 ... Annoyed That's it. I'm sick of this. I'm really tired. All I want is to go to bed. But I can't. BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING IN THE NEXT ROOM! I would like to refrain from KICKING YOUR ASS! and instead ask you to please just SHUT THE FUCK UP! Why was I cursed with the horniest parents on earth?! Please, someone answer me that...and if you succeed, please tell me where I can get some really good earplugs. 000720 ... Miniatus It's better than shiting 000721 ... crc An offensive term used to describe sexual intercourse. Also by its common use in the language the word is also used as an adjective that intensifys the noun that follows. 001103 ... the repeater It's better than shitting 001202 ... syn I lost my virginity... oh I'd say it was around the day of Febuary 20th, 1999 around 2 am, in a white pick up truck with my best friends ex-boyfriend. Not like I'd remember such things though. I've never had sex... made love.. or whatever other cute little words there are... it was always "fucking." I've slept with 10 guys in 1 year. Slut. I know. All I wanted was someone to kiss me. If only I had known. 001216 ... chanaka i don't think people understand that, when i say "fuck me!" i mean it...fucking morons. 001216 ... ramin I want hot kiss and have very high fuck 001218 ... *Colleen* Fornification Under Consent of the King.... I BET YOU DIDNT KNOW WHAT FUCK STOOD FOR! (well now you do) 010127 ... Moonliz fucking can you get in trouble people get hurt what the fuck did i do last night a boy with blue hair and a gut i let him fuck me why did i do that and now he wants something and i don't think i am ready 010128 ... trazlo fun the first couple of times with the same guy, gets old fast can't get enough keep going back for more 010215 ... johnny west To fuck a pig is to become divine in the eyes of all fuck-obsessed hamsters. However, to fuck more than one pig is merely self-indulgent. 010304 ... Moe "...Oh damn it all blues. Screwed to the melting frozen walk of dared to embrace stone, concrete hard, imagined soft only to overdue erections of loneliness that turned feminine and speaks back wet, warm tears, not ot far removed from its common denominator, iced urine melting at dared hot death that clings to life for love at thought of some response, be it only the clay, dirt or pavement I behold Im my drunken fevered search for a true woman's groin, wanting me as I want her, to never hate me because we found refuge of satisfaction as two drunken stones warmed themselves side by side, in outside our guttered ideas of opposite sides fucking." ---Mingus 010320 ... unhinged you are a FUCKING moron and i don't respect you a goddamn bit anymore go to hell 010320 ... do_it_again there's nothing worse than when the person who's fucking you passes out after 5 minutes - YOUR FIRST TIME! 010423 ... god www.pornolize.com go hear and enter a web site address 010518 ... stiv fucking is fun. it would be good if it happened more often. like in the street or on our way to the moon. 010529 ... mer fucking shit motherfuckers tits ass cunts toucheveryone so sweetall thesetouches as fucking 010604 ... VCell infiltration masterbation violation inovation conjugation good-vibration agitation conversation pornogration inhalation analation cunnilation felation 010611 ... Marjorie It was an accident. I was there. He was there. We slipped... Ooops. Heh. No, really. We were getting our morning papers And we forgot to wear clothes... Uhm... 010625 ... Casey This is kind of a dirty story, so kids cover your eyes. A friend of mine calls himself Omnisexual (I made up the term for him, but he says he thought it up himself, cock) anyway...he once told me he did it with a water weenie. You know, those long rubber tubes with water in them. He said he just put some lubricant in the middle and went at it. He said it was the best time he had ever had. Now normally I wound'n't have believed a story like this, but I knew this guys well enough. So I believe it 010625 ... //// we will b, real soon 010626 ... horniboi seems like being a child when you do stupid things you regret for the rest of your life and you had no idea what it would do. but not all things you do as a teenager will come back and bite your dick off, just most... 010812 ... hellokitty I was going to post something here about how bad the sex with him is, but then I got paranoid that he might read it. I don't want to hurt his feelings – I think he thinks he's really quite savvy... Ugh. Dream on. 010812 ... Norm Is awesome. Way over rated though. But I love it more than anything in the world. Even more than drinking. 010827 ... Id Lab Save the word for special occasions. It is sacred. The first few posts above overuse it and make it comic, many of the others obscure it and make it obscene. It is the greatest thing you will ever do, so do it well, and do not take its name in vain. If you say it, you should fucking mean it. 010922 ... Da_Great_One Yes, I was fucking her, but I make love you. She was just a fuck I love you; how are going to let a fuck come between love. 011009 ... timster my head is completely fucked 011011 ... B i need to FUCK like i've never fucking fucked before 011101 ... ugly I'm fucking 19 and never fucked or even kissed a guy before, so fuck you all. 011101 ... ty yeah 011103 ... blown cherry AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking sexual fucking frustration!!!!!! 020209 ... blown cherry oops, sorry I didn't realise that would screw up the page like that 020209 ... stoopid-one Fucking is awesome. sometimes people tell me to go fuck myself, so i do. 020624 ... Syrope as a verb, somewhere in the range between screwing and banging :) much more frenzied than just having sex, much more frantic than making love, but not always as good 020628 ... popokelvis they know what is what and they dont know what is what they just (sthg) What the fuck! 020628 ... Ahmad they just strut. its a shity song 020811 ... President Yooden Vranx Possibly the most diverse of all adjectives ever created, rooted from the acronym f-u-c-k, "for unlawful carnal knowledge", a court term used to describe premarital sex, I think it and it's euphemisms are friggin' great. 021014 ... vicious i have trouble breathing at night when the dark is heavy with memories i remember us like a train crash in the middle of the night sudden and devastating, with spectacular fireworks and i walked away unscathed or so i thought until the clock kept count of those early morning hours i was awake for listening for a mournful train whistle that no longer blows and you no longer call you were just fucking me 021121 ... MDogMA A chip on my sholder and one in my Pant and not a god damn thing to be done. 021219 ... trixi sometimes the fucking with him is so sweet it brings tears to my eyes and ecstasy to my head... It's hard to concentrate on terms like love with my loins on fire like that! he is devine and i could fuck him all day - i never tire.. its hard to associate such feelings with love.. it seems like something so much more. Love is a misused word... I'd say we're in... fucking love... 030311 ... bah Fornicators!!! 030407 ... Dustin Fucking thoughts of you.....Fuck you and all that you stand for....I have never know anyone who has the capacity to hurt as much as you do.....* Fucking thoughts of you that never seem to leave my head...I just want to forget about everything we had...I will erase everything that reminds me of you because when there is nothing left, it is easier to forget.......fucking thoughts of you... 030523 ... Luxie Yeah, well I'm fucked. Blacked out