drunk_dick_is_the_worst Norm So first of all, here I am at a party drinking till I can't see the hand in frount of my face. In fact, I'm not even sure if I could manage to lift my hand to my face, well anyways, I'm looking for a good time so I find this chick that just can't wait to hop into bed with me. Blank. I'm in bed with the chick and she's riding my cock like she's being followed by the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Of course I'm thinking "deadly! I don't even remeber how I got her in the sack" well after about an hour or so I'm just like "Fuck! Thats enough of this my cock is fucking to pissed to even know whats going on." Insensitive prick to say the least. Tired of her antics, I get her to suck my tonka and then I proceed to pass out. Well, after alls said and done I didn't really get the good time I was out for and my plot is foiled again by that mischeivous drunk dick! 010904 what's it to you? who go blather from