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Arwyn
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Molly inspired this....
The only reasons I can honestly find to declare war on Canada:
1.) Bryan Adams
2.) Alanis Morissette
3.) Celine Dion
4.) Family Ties
5.) Rick Moranis
6.) Alex Trebek
I think I've proven my point... fucking Canadian... I'll give them something to cry aboot
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misstree
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um, i hate to say it, but the list of sins for them declaring war on *us* is much, much higher.
wish it weren't so darned cold up there, or i would be a citizen by now...
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yummychuckle
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canada sounds like a pretty silly place. I really haven't heard anything horribly wrong with it. The US is so corrupt and icky.
but it beats being a starving kid in ethiopia.
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Arwyn
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ummm guys... it was a joke...
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misstree
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I know, but I get sick of typing the word *grin* on blather. ;)
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phil
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it's all about
football vs. hockey
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Casey
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And when they come at you with their chainsaws, or whatever they've got, just remember who you're fighting for!
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Death of a Rose
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you lost, we've already taken over,
but hey, can you do us a favour, can you take some of our politicians, we'll pay....please, we know you have an affinity for overabundant pontificators, we have some really dumb ones that would fit right in.
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Death of a Rose
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all right men, heft those chainsaws, but don't let those yanks have it until you can see down the barrel of their tanks......oh shit......retreat...retreat......
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shivers
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ill chase them away with my snowshoes and pet beaver. dont mess with us hon...plz
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031021
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oE
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"an affinity for over abundant pontificators"....NICE!!
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Death of a Rose
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oops...someone saw me....(hiding behind a flag)
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niska
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family ties isn't canadian
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031021
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a thimble in time
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In the words of Robin Williams: Canada is like a loft above a great party.
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phil
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7) Death of a Rose
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celestias shadow
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8) Avril Lavigne
still, i would muchly like to move to Canadia. Would any canadian blatherskites like to adopt me or marry me so I can be a citizen?
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death of a rose
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i'll adopt ya little one.
don't know where i'd put you though...hmmm...
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celestias shadow
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I'm actually quite good at fitting in large suitcase and cabinets. it's the one blessing of being relatively small. observe my skills....*rolls up into a little ball and climbs into cabinet, curling amongst the bags of sugar and pasta*
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Death of a Rose
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put you in the cabinet!!! (notice 3 exclamation marks)
then child protection services would have me thrown in jail, you would be foster homed......not good.
i'd have to get busy and fix up a room for you. hmm....ok...carpet...paint...some matresses....desk....computer...closet...armoire....lamp....anything else.
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Death of a Rose
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but that small ball thing is pretty impressive, i must say! (only one exclamation mark).
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celestias shadow
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only one.........awww. I'll have to work on this trick. Maybe if I did it wearing a party hat?
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Doar
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if your comin to canada, then you would have to wear a toque.
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unhinged
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who knows...trump really is that stupid
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smurfus rex
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wouldn't be much of a war...
Canada would just say "sorry, eh?"
And then we'd have a beer and argue about hockey.
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181206
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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