typhoid Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Cthulhu fhtagn.
grendel drinking buddy of Nyarlathotep 000701
sabbie cthulu is so cute! ive seen him many times and he always waves a fuzzy tenticle at me in greeting. he comes over to our house and we play scrabble (seems to be a favorite with all the gods. i would have thought trival pursuit would have been it, but appartently not) and eat cupcakes and we talk about our days.

the slime is always hard to get out of the carpet afterwards, but he's such a gentle creature really that if i said anything i would break his heart, not to mention embarras him utterly and i read in the necronomicon that a mortified elder god does not come acalling again.
Teenage Jesus If you think Cthulu is messy, you should entertain Hastur. Man, what a slob!

You can have him over you know...

All you have to do it's say his name loudly three times.


yep, that'll do it

(It likes The Andy Griffith Show for TV time.)
lokkust During the winter of 1927-28 officials of the Federal government made a strange and secret investigation of certain conditions in the ancient Massachusetts seaport of Innsmouth. 030617
p2 from http://www.kabalarians.com/male/cthulu.htm

Your first name of Cthulu has given you a practical, logical, analytical approach to life and a great deal of patience. You enjoy working at anything of a mechanical or technical nature, and believe that what is worth doing is worth doing well. When you are interested in a project, you concentrate all your thoughts on it and do not appreciate being interrupted. This name creates a deliberate and methodical way of thinking and speaking; it takes you time to learn but, once you have mastered a subject, you do not forget it. You are very systematic in all you do and do not like to see things out of order; however, there is a tendency for you to be too fussy. There is a seriousness to your nature which could cause you to worry over your responsibilities, especially when confronted with change and uncertainty. You are overly fond of heavy foods such as meat, potatoes, breads and pastries and could suffer with stomach and intestinal disorders, constipation or boils.
xris do you know the r'lyeh text. Its what was excluded from the necronomicon. If you have it on an online file could you please let me know 031110
werewolf it came out of the sky, or behind the sky. it was like a dream, where the sky could become just some horrible veil, some curtain that undulated with unseen enormities, hostile in their patient encroaching. 031110
misstree wow... a lovecraft passage without the words "eldritch" or "unthinkable"... didn't know those happened.

(sorry, mr. lovecraft, i loves ya so i gotta give ya shit. you should see what i do to hemingway, he and i are going to have some serious issues once i get to hell.)
quotree "Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
"Mr. Cthulhu, will you please spit out that Investigator and speak clearly?" - Kieran Mullen
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