cool_band_names
addy My friend Dan always thought that The Snakes would be a great band name. Has anyone ever used that one?
I used to be in a band called Mom's Friend. That's a pretty good one, eh?
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nocturnal the snakes is a bit cliche if ya ask me. I wouldn't know if it's been used, but there have been many bands with the word snake in them. slash's snakepit, whitesnake.....and more I just can't think of. 010502
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addy Yeah. I think he liked it because it was simple. I think he had a genero-rockin' bar band in mind.

I saw this in Rolling Stone years ago. There was a picture of Coverdale (is that his name?) from Whitesnake and a picture of Robert Plant. Under Plant the caption read "I come from the land of the ica and snow" and under Coverdale it said "...me to." I thought that was the funniest damn thing. It still makes me laugh.
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mmm www.bandnames.com could help if your tryin to name your band. on a funny note my friend are goin to name there band "car fire", i thought it was pretty cool name 010502
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Dafremen pandyslexic funhouse

That's what I'd name a band if I started one.
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sammael Astral Plane Crash 010502
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lost boy hits car. its a kool name and a kool band. they are badass 010502
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startfires john_cougar_concentration_camp 010502
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unhinged nothing less than a congressman 010503
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anyone Is 'Mom's Friend' Gay Dad? 010503
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The Truth These arose out of many nights under the stars in a deep state of drunkandstonededness.

Nuclear Dream Spiral

Fields of Light

Seamless Whole

Entropy (already stolen)

Almondbread (mandelbrot)
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morelen Waaaaayyyy back in 8th grade, me and my friend, we went on a field trip in science class, and we went to the marsh. But the point is, we saw this stuff called needle rush...and we always thought if we ever had a band we'd wanna call it black needle rush....
i thought it was a good idea...
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addy anyone- Mom's Friend is more of an enigmatic lesbian thing. Is she? Isn't she? It's a mystery! That's just Mom's Friend.
:|
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Dafremen I also think that:

Mada Mada Pootinhada

Would be a cool band name.
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kinkazoid one time when i was in like 6th grade i went to a speedway thingy and there was this cute boy that i was talking to and he told me he had a band which he sang and played guitar in.... anyways it was called "phsyco zombie 666" i thought it was like the coolest name but now that i think about it its not that cool...nevermind 010507
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mmm thats a really gay name for a band... just as bad as the "flame-bows" 010507
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sweetheart of the song tra bong At my school, 9th graders are called preps, and last year I made friends with all the preps in my dorm and we formed an all-girl rock group.

Named, appropriately...

Emily and the Preps.
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nocturnal I thought preps were the well-dressed popular kids with their own cars. that's what they were at my school, anyway. 010507
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johnny west I have a few that are associated with my music. Perhaps I should get them protected. Just in case, ya know...And then there's that upcoming project with Bono...Some people say we look so much alike, it's uncanny. 010507
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nocturnal you just think you're so goddamn funny don't you, johnny boy?! well fine. you go work with bono. see if I ever talk to you again. I'm gonna block you from aim in a few minutes. 010507
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denzel Now you done it. Just look at what you done to that fella. He ain't evah gonna get hard again! He already got them knives sharpened. That's just sad, man. Now he nevah gonna find what he lookin for. 010507
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nocturnal cold-hearted well, what can I say? he should know better. and since he's gonna go off and do that, looks like it's my cue to kill myself. woohoo! no finals for liz!!! 010507
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Johnnys Penis I guess that's my cue to dettach myself. 010507
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nocturnal well, it's not like you'd be any good to johnny anyway. I mean, if he's gonna do work with bono, chances are that he'll tour with him at some point. and, bono being as sexy as he is, johnny will get no play. the urination issue might be a problem, though.... 010507
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Johnnys Penis I never asked for much. Just a few pets now and then. The occasional kiss goodnight. All for nothing. My entire existence has been in vain. 010507
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nocturnal bitch and you were so close, too. closer than you probably thought. then ya had to go pullin that bono shit. poor johnny. good luck with the fat italian femmes. 010507
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Confused Penis Close? What the hell are you talking about? Close to what? 010507
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Dafremen Did somebody say SNAUSAGES? Hey Rover, get over here, Johnny's got a treat for you! 010507
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nocturnal you may never know what I meant by close. shame, really. could've been fun. oh well. 010507
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bono in lingerie That's a shame, Johnny. You'll never know now what you might have had. But don't fret, love. Come to Dublin. I'll give you a reason to live. 010507
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denzel You're too late, Bono. He done the unfuckable. He done castrated his self. Poor sexy man. Damn! 010507
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nocturnal kinda guilty shit. I wasn't really feeling shitty enough to kill myself tonight, either. I was just trying to trick johnny into signing on to aim so I could talk to him. oh well. gotta do what I gotta do. good-bye world. 010507
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bono in lingerie I guess the only thing I can do now is pay tribute by singing at his funeral. Perhaps a rendition of that old show tune, "He Could Have Had Something, But He Never Found Out What That Something Was". 010507
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unhinged i was in a all-girl death metal band called the pixalated asses

we had a dominatrix

no one wanted to give us gigs. i can't understand why not.
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Mr. Freeman m'kay 010508
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Dafremen Next time try naming your band:
Cunning Stunt

I bet you'll get more gigs!
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Glory Box stellaforstar, we're a 10 piece band with no drummer and no manager.

Pick us up. My whole school cares. I promise.
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owko my fav band name is "gay dad" but kamikaze mr peanut is good, so is super furry animals :) 010510
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Sol my band is called "My Idea Of Funk"
Which i quite like (it is inspired by a book by Will Self, my idea of fun, read it, its well worth it)
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carden yeah, kamikazi mr. peanut is good...but they need to get it together and put out their album!! 010510
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Miner As an official spokesperson for Kamikaze Mr. Peanut, I can assure you they are hard at work, recording half a song sometime earlier this week, with lead guitarist/vocalist personage taking a break, buying some more plectrums which twig isn’t allowed to eat, and a funky little metal slide thing to make weird songs with when he’s bored. I also think its a great name for a band too btw, closely followed by Super Furry Animals and then Garbage 010510
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(for your dove) Shauna and me think of these all the time. Nerd Bliss, 25 Dollar Milk, The Second Coming, Giant Ross Head

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paste! 45% barking sneeze 010615
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lost if i ever am in a band my first album will be called "cheese flavored lake water" cuz thy and i were at the lake getting high and he knocked over the bag of cheddar cheese pretzels and i dared him to drink some of the orange water in the bag and he said that it tasted like cheese flavored lake water.
i think thy is in a juvenile detention center now. his dad put a restraining order on him.
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black-dyed gel product Scary German Guy
The Circle Jerks
Dog Fashion Disco
The Dillenger Escape Plan
The Getaway Car
I Farm
Queer Planeteers
Hoobustank
Atom and His Package
Thisyearsmodel
E Town Concrete
Mindless Self Indulgence
Gruvis Malt
and the great name ever... WESLEY WILLIS!!!!!!!
HE IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!!
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SNORT nail varnish?
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I'm crap at this one de last person was better.

how about.
"It's Crap"

ummmmmm...

"diddy du du"

ummmm.. "Mummy killed a mouse"


how about being in a band be 4 you make the bloody name up!
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paste! wesley willis!!!!

rock over london, rock over chicago, blockbuster video, MAN WHAT A DIFFERENCE!
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Chaos Everybody's Grudge 010716
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burden Clenson
Red Giant
Pants
Whoa My Speaker
The Beatles
Glorp
Kenneth Blanchard
Holes in Boy
Mousetrap
Sock Eat
Prone Call
Chihuahua Photo
Ham Whore
Seven Crash Donkey
Klib
Hot Damage
Plop
Ear Doctor HQ

... and, I have this one copyrighted:

The Billy Crystal Method.
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The Truth fractalic wave
singularity
binary vortex
Entropic Soul
liquid light
structured chaos
lunar liquid
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Aimee my band's name is "Boys Suck (but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays)" 010718
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margin call screaming broccoli
the wards
screaching weasel
louder
freebird
jimi's grave
why kurt why
enginder
toothfairy
paintlickers
jonny west and the blathskites
sore bum
no pants jonny and the extroverts
purifier
kibble
jonny workout and the sweat hogs
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yoink Dummy Load
Burning March
Dog Fuck Dog
Mike Stole First
We Like Reggie
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m_e Pissy Kate 010808
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silentbob Photophobe and the kodak moments 020206
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mcdougall disaster shack
a few friends of mine made have a band with this name. they need a singer but other than that they sound good. i think the name is neat too.
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carne de metal la naranja metalica 020206
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Mateo Hey!!! thats my mother!!!! 020210
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fli The SoilentScenes 020210
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fli The 020210
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jackie "resin" mc cracken i can't believe it's not sausage 020211
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Mateo Good one jackie. 020211
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Mateo Please dont sing along 020224
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Toxic_Kisses Just off the top of my head here are some band names that I thought might be of interest to others.

Blue Jean Divinity
Aphrodisiac
Canorous Earwax
Fetish (or is that already a band name?)
Alluring Enigma
Sheri’s Shadow (How complamentry/scarry it would be if some one wanted to be your shadow)
Autoerotic
Lascivious Temptation
Precious Misery
Liberation
Salacious Vixen(s)
Scantly Clad Old Men
Naughty Angelica
Tantalization
Sapphire Rose
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ilovepatsajak wheelchair accessible 020224
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dont bother General Custer fireside 030824
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karl the weed me and ferret are starting a band called photophobic. i would like to note that i thought of the name before i saw any blathes by photophobe. well anyway thats a cool name i think. 030825
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RIL Picking on the Fat Kid. Thanks, Kevin Heath! 051110
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oren Led_Robster 051111
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dafremen electric_vuvuzela
bucket_muffin
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yoink stripcord 100804
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dafremen skin_bubble
moriartys_consequence
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dafremen smother_your_mother 160915
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dafremen too_honest_to_eat 170330
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lialei the_broken_humans 170330
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