calm_exterior
sleepless I've been debating with myself
About whether to develop
A much less calm exterior.
It has happened to me naturally
After years of careful training
But its becoming quite tiresome.
I'm finding an increasing need
To carry large coloured flags
Wherever I go.

Not only is this a little impractical,
But it stifles the art of conversation.

For instance:
"How are you today?"
"Look at my flag!"
"It's red"
"And what does red mean?"
"Annoyed?"
"Exactly!"
"I'll leave you alone then . . ."
"Yes please"
"Bye then"
"Bye. Don't hurry back"

You see what I mean?
It's not going to win friends
Or influence people, is it?

In future, I will be pale and interesting.

Watch this space.
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birdmad to hide the fear inside 000823
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sleepless You could well be right.
Possibly to hide the fear outside, too.
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splinken one of the few true things an astrology book ever said about me:

sun in taurus, aquarius rising--seems mellow enough on the surface, but bursting with nervous energy.

ka-pow.
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ilovepatsajak i know i can act. you should see me lie. 011116
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paste! but indoors, this here lampshade does nothing to shield the effects of that gruesome lightbulb. thus the world is wiser than most of a good dessert. 011117
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pat sajak please, view my anus! 020405
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distorted tendencies My interior is a flesh-eating virus. 020922
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sporkly licking his anus would ruin his calm_posterior 020922
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sparkleee licking... viewing...
it's all the same among gibbles, no?
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