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kinkazoid i dont get it 010612
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nocturnal this is a tough one. it could be a switched version of fuck butter or one of butt fucker depending on which part you choose to switch. none the less, it's an interesting phrase. 010613
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Alex Trebek Sean Connery knows what this one means. 010614
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The day is mine! As does your mother, Trebek.

and I'll take the Penis Mightier for $200
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Nicholas Cage ...wait a minute, you're selling Penis Mightiers?... 010614
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Sean Connery Buck Futter! Fuckin' hell! 010614
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kingsuperspecial I think the Penis Mighter is banned in this country. you can get one in Canada, though, and sneek it down through the mysterious rain forests of the great northwest, hidding it under the spare tire of you Mazda Miata. When the cop stops you for going 95mph, you'll sweat in your drivers seat, hoping he doesn't check the trunk. Then, when you get off with a warning because the bitch in the green toyota was tailgating you and the cop thinks your mazda is cool, you can continue through the lonely cowboylands of Northern Kalifornia, stopping at Chico state to check on all the college girls with GIANT boobs, playing hide and seek with a dodge stratus amongst the big rigs plowing their way down I-5, finally making your way to SanFrancisico. Here, in the shiny capitol of buck_futter penis mightier sympathsizers, you can sell your ill gotten black market canadian penis mightier for top dollar, and spend the money on a new set of shit kickers and maybe some playstation games
or NIN t-shirt.

(a)
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Kristopher This was one of the funniest goddamn things that Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery ever said in those skits.

Alex Trebek: "Okay, let's see what you wrote down for your answer. Buck. Okay, that must be what you wagered; let's see your answer. Futter. Buck futter. I don't get it."

Sean Connery: "Oh, I think you do, Trebek. *laugh* I think you do."

And then as Alex turns to the camera and starts to give the farewell, Sean's eyes slide knowingly over to look in the camera, and yells out "BUCK FUTTER!" And then laughs.

It's great.
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celestias shadow "I have a riddle for you, Trebek. A conundrum, if you will. What's the difference between you and a mallard with a head cold? One's a sick duck....and I can't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore."

this is my favorite SNL Sean Connery line ever.
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Ariamaki According to some, goes great on toast. 060521
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