blatherschool Sol welcolm to your first day at blatherschool You there at the back, stop picking your nose. um, well, ah anyone got anything to say? *general silence and spaced looks* 010527 ... nocturnal I got something to say. IT'S SUNDAY, NO SCHOOL ON SUNDAY! so what the hell are you doing here? and what the hell am I doing here? I'm so outta here. 010527 ... Kontrol Excellent work Sol. One green tick in my_book. Now...Registration. Answer present when your name is called. NOCTURNAL 010527 ... nocturnal present...but NOT happy about it! 010527 ... Kontrol DAFREMEN 010528 ... nocturnal I bet he's skipping...or dropped out. 010528 ... Sol now we have a variety of possible courses we can follow, we can follow the strict blatherexam syllabus, or try a free schooling approach, Um, second option gets my choice, oh and we need a new blather art and blathermusic department, i delegate responsibility to whoever is around Captain of music of to the park 010530 ... unhinged hey...didn't the after lunch bell just ring? where the hell is everyone? daffy get your ass over here and put out that joint already for christsake. 010530 ... Sol we have assembly in 10 minutes, everone assemble in the blatherhall 010530 ... birdmad ~~~lifts head from desk, wipes awy drool from lip~~~ huh? what? 010530 ... Sol what are people still doing here? its well past home time (what am i still doing here?) 010530 ... Sissy were goin' home shh shh, were goin' home shh shh, were goin' home to Mum and Dad....... hay pixie just sAy : "I'm A ninny" ok ? ? ? ? 1_2_3 I - A_M- A- N_I_N_N_Y. well done! try it again but backwards like "ynnin a MA I" as in what? oh may I. no your a bloody Lion and you'll kill me. I think if sharks couldn't swim so fast then, then, then, you cant't catch me. but if I was to be a little fish, my Daddy would just kill me. I mean how cruel. but you know too much about honey don't you darlin'! You have all the MGM cameras don't you! oh I'm so jealous. 010530 ... nocturnal I think I'm gonna have to drop out. I have a job now, in an office and everything. I came home exhausted, too tired to even make it up the stairs to see what went on in my wonderful blue world. work sucks. 010530 ... Sol Your blatherschool education should take priority over work who needs money anyway, tell your boss you are in need of extra time off to pursue your intellectual needs 010531 ... Sol oh and sissy, top marks for complete nonsense blather, but put your hand up next time Captain of music 010531 ... Sol we need more captains, suggest: Captain of various sports Captain of stuff, suggestions? first volunteers? 010531 ... unhinged i will be the captain of lacrosse. i'm pretty knowledgeable. my dad coaches and my brother is a goalie. we need some hardcore lacrosse action around this place anyways. 010531 ... m_e i will be captain of sex ed 010531 ... nocturnal I will be captain of employment advising. I figure, I'm in an office anyway, maybe I could help some of you out. 010531 ... burden Captain Picard. If not, then captain of musical trivia. 010531 ... yoink I can teach left-foot braking and emergency brake maneuvers. I guess that falls under Driver's Ed. That class isn't fre anymore. Pay up. 010531 ... yoink free is what i meant to say. i hate my keyboard. you hate it too. can i take a typing class? 010531 ... redneckk m_e teaching sex ed? hahahahahha!! i guess there will be one unit: abstinence. 010531 ... String I'll take religious education. 010601 ... Dafremen (Cupping joint in hand, muffling a stifled cough) Umm...HERE. They were passing out free condoms again at the guidance office...sorry. 010601 ... yoink I will play Ozma as I teach about penis and vagina. The female and male organs, respectively. The male labia are quite interesting. 010603 ... redneckk My cat pissed on your face, bitch. 010603 ... Sol captain of music you two, ill have no such language in this school unless structured into an ingeneous and entertaining truth. and what are you doing in on a sunday?? hmm? you know its illegal to place hidden cameras in the girls changing rooms 010603 ... nocturnal ozma rocks. good call, yoink. 010603 ... Kontrol Thankyou Dafremen, glad you could grace us with your presence. SOL 010604 ... Sol Yes? 010604 ... Sol What? 010604 ... nocturnal at work he was just calling roll 010604 ... Sol Oh fair enough, I just got hoem from school, so it didnt register with me 010604 ... unhinged for some reason this whole page reminds me of the breakfast club 010604 ... Dafremen I loved that movie and you unhinged? (here comes that scary Libra connection thing again.) 010604 ... nocturnal at work astrology's got nothing to do with it. that movie's a classic. everybody loves it. 010604 ... Dafremen Not exactly true. My dad hates it. I think that movies that revolve around and realistically portray human interaction and relationships, just naturally appeal to Librans though. We're such blatant people watchers that we spend about 99.9% of our waking hours thinking about what other people are thinking about or perceiving or feeling. It's annoying as hell and there's really no way to stop it. I try my best with the whole "Boy am I an ASSHOLE!" thing, but I still find myself jumping into people's heads and empathizing. It's a curse in dream's clothing. 010604 ... johnny west I will be captain of the Epiphone Casino, responding to anyone here with expressive guitar riffs sent through my gritty tube amp. I will also sneak out of class occasionally to smoke a joint. It helps fuel the riffs, y'know. Anyone who wishes to join me for a joint is welcome, but someone has to be designated as the person-who-will-stuff-the-joint-in-johnny's-mouth-while-he-plays-guitar. 010604 ... nocturnal at work OH ME, LET ME DO IT!!! PLEASE?! 010604 ... johnny west You got it. Who else could I trust not to burn my lips by putting it in the wrong way? 010604 ... Dafremen Well, I could do it do0d, but no guarantees about getting the end right. Bet my weed is better'n hers anyhow. 010604 ... johnny west We better have a tokin' test then. :::fires off a slimy blues riff::: 010604 ... Dafremen By the way, by getting the end right I meant there was no guarantee that I wouldn't shove the joint up yer ass... Still want me to roll one up do0d? 010604 ... johnny west What the hell. I'm in the mood! :::starts strumming "Jane Says"::: 010604 ... Dafremen Well I DON'T mean intentionally do0d. Good gawd do you have any idea how much this weed costs? Try $65 an eighth. OUCH!! I'm not sure which would be more painful, your ordeal or mine watching all that good booya go to waste. Ok so the end with sunglasses is right-side-up correct? 010604 ... johnny west Yep. The end with the tinted glasses and the bandana. And that must be some good weed you've got there! Yikes! 010604 ... nocturnal I really think it's safer for everyone if I just do it. if you have to ask, it's not worth explaining. 010604 ... johnny west :::lets loose with a guitar solo that sounds like a pregnant dog trying to sing::: 010604 ... nocturnal ::: tries to control her urges to mount the sexy guitar player ::: 010604 ... johnny west Give in! You can even wear my banana if you like. :::continues with the guitar solo::: 010604 ... nocturnal banana? hmmm. spelling error = potential turn off. :::considers whether to mount or not::: 010604 ... johnny west :::stops playing and rams his guitar through the amp::: 010604 ... Dafremen Perhaps it wasn't a spelling error. Perhaps it was blatant sexual inuendo with a convenient cover story in case it isn't well received. 010604 ... nocturnal so, you're suggesting that johnny actually wants me to wear a banana? I find nothing sexual about that. 010604 ... Dafremen No dear his exact words were: "...wear my banana..." If you wish to continue to be coy, that's certainly your prerogative, but isn't it obvious that johnny was suggesting that he might wear YOU as a wang cozey? 010604 ... nocturnal is a ho whatever you say. that's fine by me if he wants to come down here to new orleans. I'll be ready, willing, and able anytime he is. 010604 ... Dafremen Well you be his ho if it pleases you. Yer always that clever effervescent little dingleberry I met on blather to me. 010604 ... Sol High time for a sex ed lesson I believe, who is going in for the practical exam? 010605 ... Sol the halls of blatherschool are echoing and empty. Lonely, the smell of dereliction is begginning to creep in at the corners of the awareness. Time for a lesson in, um, archaeology, Time team style!! 1. Obtain a small funny looking man whose showbusiness career has gone stale, must have an annoying nasal quality to his voice and have played various diminutive and dimwitted smelly charachters, all with the same name, and a particularly stupid sherrif of nottingham (maiiid marion *you got to, carryy on witha what your dooin', etc) 2. take a JCB/bulldozer, or any similar available large earthshifting vehicle 3. use ultrasound techniques to locate very delicate and ancient roman/saxon/neolithic site. 4. discuss proper ways of excavating said site. 5. attack ground with recless abandon, sifting through wreckage of garden/field with the aid of bearded long haired smelly 'experts' all of which are wearing grimey multicoloured striped woolen jumpers. after 3 days conclude that a great step forward has been made in the understanding of ancient Britain, due to the use of modern technology (some woman drawing naff pictures on a computer while another 'expert' surruptitiosly looks down the neck of her (stripey woolen, but clean) jumper 010605 ... Dafremen Don't forget 6!!! Buy X-Large camo footwear from the Dog_Boot_Company. 010605 ... Sol are you mocking my classes? go and sit in the bath 010605 ... Sol you there, yes you!!add some more ice to that bath 010605 ... sol Tony Robinson is a highly trained and well educated archaeologist, ill have you know *stiffled snigger* 010605 ... Dafremen Feeling small? Insignificant? Do your credentials leave you feeling somewhat underdressed around your peers? Well feel underdressed no longer! Now there's ANOTHER WAY. That's right, watch those snide comments and snobbish looks melt away when they see you in your new footwear from the Dog_Boot_Company. They'll absolutely flip when they see you in your X-L Camo footwear WITH YOUR NAME EMBROIDERED RIGHT ON THE SIDE!! Add to that the incredible array of colors and patterns available and you truly have footwear for ANY occasion. So next time that pompous CEO or presumptuous archeologist looks down their nose at you, just look at them and say, "I see you haven't heard of the Dog_Boot_Company yet." You'll be glad you did and they'll be sorry they didn't. Dog_Boot_Company: Kicking cliquish snobs in the ass with quality footwear since 1956. 010605 ... unhinged anyway, since i hate archeaology or whatever the fuck the spelling of that science is, yes i love the breakfast club. the girl that doesn't talk for awhile in the beginning is my favorite. i just love sitting somewhere until people forget i'm there. you hear the most interesting things that you were never supposed to know that way. 010605 ... Dafremen What about the song at the end by Simple Minds? Don't Forget About Me. You like that song too? When I saw that movie the first time...it was in the theatre(showing my age again), the only way to put tears in my eyes anymore is with a song.(Tears In Heaven, Nothing Compares 2 U, etc) That song had tears in my eyes. 010606 ... Sol goodness me, look at this, im away for a few days and damp cobwebs and dryrot set in cobwebs are misting the hallways, the rooms are silent, that once were filled with the sound of clattering outpours of computerised thoughts. I think a squatter has moved into room 57 010615 ... Kontrol The hallowed halls of my alma mater, no longer ringing with the sound of yelping first formers being put through their paces. So sad, so sad. 010621 ... Kontrol Kontrols_blather_test 010621 ... Persona the saddest song I've ever heard is Street Spirit by Radiohead. It just leaves you hopeless 010621 what's it to you? who go blather from