blatherorchestra
unhinged since i was nominated to lead this one i will accept. we are going to need a lot of people here.

15 1st violins
15 2nd violins
10 violas
10 cellos
6 basses
3 flutes/one doubling as piccolo
3 oboes/one doubling as english horn
2 bassoons
3 clarinets/one doubling as bass clarinet
3 trumpets
5 french horns
3 trombones/one on bass trombone
1 tuba
3 percussionists

not all woodwind and percussionists will be needed for every piece. string players must be willing to make a pretty strong commitment. if we can't find enough woodwinds to do the good stuff like brahms and beethoven maybe we'll scale down to a blatherchamberorchestra. i don't know. we'll see.
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Sol captain of music well done, i was waiting for you to take the postyou can be my deputy if you want 010607
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Sol captain of music somwhow i dont think your gonna get the full lot,. you may have to go for the blatherchamberorchestra Im not sure that many people even use Blather 010607
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unhinged i don't think that many people blather either but those are the necessities.

for a blatherchamberorchestra we need

6 1st violins
6 2nd violins
2 or 3 violas
2 or 3 cellos
and
1 bass

maybe with a few french horns and oboes occasionally so we can do mozart symphonies. i personally like the sound of a string orchestra ;) if you need some help with your duties, i could help you.
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Sol captain of music um, you may actually have to go for a chaber group, based of 1 st 2 2nd cello viola

and be lucky for that

damn these musical illiterates

oh yeah, you can be deputy if you want
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Sol captain of music oh yeah, and if you do manage to get a string orchestra together, im going to have to demand some Tippet, specifically, concerto for double string orchestra 010607
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Dafremen Alright, well I'm a pretty damned good vocalist.(Or so they say.) But I was only a 2nd Chair Clarinetist in High School Band. Got room for me anywhere?

I also play a MEAN kazoo.
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johnny west You play the kazoo too? With the right piece of music, I bet we could have us a mean kazoo duet. 010607
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Dafremen a kazuet? 010607
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nocturnal at work why do I get the feeling this could get ugly? 010607
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the voice cajun symphony for you nocturnal? 010607
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nocturnal hells yes! zydeco's my personal favourite. nothin like the sound of a washboard to get people's feet movin! 010607
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Dafremen Did someone say mouth harp? Why yes I do! 010607
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nocturnal don't tell me you're a zydeco fan, are you? 010607
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Aimee I should like to be second chair first violin..... and I should like Unhinged to be concert mistress. 010607
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unhinged uuuhhh...i might keep the clarinet in the back of my mind daffy just in case we get enough strings around and then we can think about expanding our instrumentation. i don't think that we have music for mouth harps and washboards at the moment. i'll look around for some. and it's not a blatherorchestra of any kind if there are only two violins one viola and one cello. that would constitute a blatherstringquartet and there are all kinds of music in the literature for that. so do we have a viola and a cello out there? i accept amiee's nomination. i like leadership positions. 010607
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Dafremen You would. Libra's a Cardinal sign.
We like to lead, along with Cancer, Aries and Capricorn.

Oh that and they say we have pretty dazzling smiles.
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Casey I'll just sit here if anyone needs me for like Timpani or a cowbell or something. 020402
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Kate I volunteer eklectic and I to jam on our blatherflutes, just like Karl Densen on dance track #4 on that mix tape she made me. 021218
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no reason i volunteer to be a percussionist.
especially if i can play a vibraphone.
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farmfish i'll be sweepin' thee floor after thee concert. 021219
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screwing for virginity i can play the spoons, and the washtub base.

and i have w friend who is hella good with a didgeredo.
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megan viola 050304
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jane i'll play cello
i've always wanted to learn
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god i'll do an interpretive dance. 050305
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phil cello 050305
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phil could probably work the bass

trumpet or tuba too
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phil trombone, I guess why not? 050305
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andru235 i'll compose for us a blathecaglia 050307
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unhinged woah



blast from the past
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stork daddy do you still need a streaker? 050308
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