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grand poohbah of hate fuck off you pointless little cunt. 010527
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gpoh i mean life really is too short.

::puts heads in hands and rocks::
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Sol Que? 010527
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blather spell check pardon me, mr. pooh. life's too short to bother to do things properly? and also, don't you get rather tired of saying basically the same dull, useless shit over and over and over again? if you're trying to be an asshole, at least be a creative one. thank you.
your friend,
b.s.c.
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baby satan i worship you. 010808
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baby satan perhaps "worship" drips of too much pussy-whipped christianity wussyness. if only i could think of a better word to describe my devotion. eh, i tried. 010808
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baby satan wait. i got it:

i adore you.

BINGO!!!
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baby satan one last thing. sorry to keep filling up your page repeatedly like this, but i'd like you to have this.

:::tosses bsc his frying pan:::

that's all that was left in flawless condition after my kitchen was trashed. use it well, whether you're frying eggs or smashing the skulls of those opposed to your existence. i'll be back for it. later, baby.

:::blows a kiss:::
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Grievance It's the meanings behind the words that matter, not the face of the words themselves.
It's all just symbol conforimty confirmation.
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certainly not perfect The more relaxed we become with our language skills, the greater the opportunity for miscommunication. And, if you've been paying attention, you will have noticed that the majority of conflicts in our world stem from some form of miscommunication.

Language can be a barrier to peace, through misunderstanding. I choose to work toward keeping the rules in place so that those who follow us will understand what we've written, and not be doomed to repeat our mistakes.

English is complex. However, the vast majority of spelling errors are not all that difficult to master. It's a matter of education and desire.
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niki guys...do you really have nothing better to do than argue about this? 011211
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blather spell check finally someone appreciates my efforts. I thank you, cnp. 011211
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certainly not me I want to have sex with the blather spell check. 011211
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Norm I luv u to much 011211
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blather spell check even spelling freaks like to have a good time. let's go, baby. 011211
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opie . what I want to know is,
who are you (b.s.c.) REALLY?

it's all just a masquerade....
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blather spell check I'll never tell. 011212
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intuitive I think it's nocturnal. 011212
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MollyGoLightly i appreciate what you're doing from the bottom of my critical little heart. 011212
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blather spell check nocturnal? nope. try again. 011212
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blather spell check thanks, Molly. it's nice to be appreciated. 011212
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Grievance certainly not perfect, the words you say are very true.
I'm just trying to communicate that in setting and following these rules, we must never lose heart of the heart of the matter. That is, that it is the meanings behind the words that matter, not how they are presented.
As long as the meanings behind the words are understood, it is clear communication.

Both points mingle in resonance.
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nemo .....i feel ambivalent.... 011212
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phil is admonish a word? 020207
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blown cherry yes it is.


I run for the stop button soon as I realise,
and fix the mistake, my words I revise, but it's always too late, it's out of my case
and doubled on screen, wasting precious blathing space!
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cube For those of you who consider me to be an overbearing, sanctimonious ass - I just want to go on record as saying that I AM NOT BLATHER SPELL CHECK.

I piss off enough people without doing that...
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User24 so, blather_spell_check, are you a really good speller or do you sometimes use Word / a.n. other spellchecking program.

Also, do you correct obvious typos, or just incorrect words?
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User24 blather_spell_check: despite a lot of people seemingly hating you, I actually like you, you rool. 030403
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Dafremen You are the wind beneath my wings. 030403
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bah This whole thing is just sad. 030410
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splinken my one and only blather_crush, forever and always. 030411
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blather spell check Finally, someone with good taste. 030411
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paranoid martyr where have you been?
i've been missing you lately.
everytime i do i typo, i feel this hole inside me that needs to be fixed.. *sigh*
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phil What would be nice is to delete all entries that have mispellings and email notices to the authors. 030412
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blather spell check Only in a perfect world. 030413
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Just cuz ^.^
*Hugzzzzzzzzz*
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misstree opinoin! opinoin opinoin opinoin opinoin opinoin!

*looks around for bsc*
*sigh*

still hasn't met hatur... uh oh.
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misstree erm, hastur.
*sigh*
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pipedream hates typos ;) i knight thee sir/dame spell checker of blather, for thy great good deeds in the elimination of that ghastly phenomenon, the typo. arise, milord/lady! 030919
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ClairE "Why do you people want to hurt me so?"

Just want you to feel needed!
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misstree miswritten words make the brain skip like a cd, lose the flow of the wordsong. bsc cannot reform skips, but can prevent future ones, and from what i've seen, goes after actual misspellings rather than simple typos. i would lick you if i could find you, darling check. 031028
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once again I have a spelling checker.
It came with my PC.
It clearly marks four my revue
mistakes I cannot sea.

I've run this poem threw it,
I'm sure your pleased two no.
Its letter perfect in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
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whome Haa this whole argument is hilarious! You people are a trip. 031105
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suzan Totally ignorant.
What's wrong with spelling things correctly? Sounds like an issue or deficit to me.
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white_wave_types_like_a_maniac having blather_spell_check would:

help me stay under typing_speed_limit
keep me from saying things I shouldn't
prevent me from postscripting my blathes

and

avoid those annoying screen names like:

and_white_wave_also_said
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u24 seems to have departed. is rueful. though he couldn't accurately define that word.
wonders if b.s.c differentiates between US and UK english.
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bsc I allow for both spellings. At least I mean to. It's not necessarily an error to throw in an extra u here and there. 060225
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blather spell check it adds a little colour 060226
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no reason there's now a real computerized blather_spell_check

i'm generally a fan of proper spelling, but the red marks seem stifling
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birdmad firefox 070822
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meta meta 100911
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