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Barrett May I declare myself the president? 001205
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Rhin We wouldn't have it any other way!
So, who are you naming as your right hand man, or woman?
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Barrett Hmmmm, difficult choice, so many fine pervs to choose from. It seems most everyone has been rather horny over the past couple weeks. I nominate Rhin to be my vice-president.
But we still have a full cabinet to fill.
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Glory Box Ooooh, baby, please, gimme a position. I'm good at all of them. I've had LOTS of practice. 001205
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Barrett Granted, Do you want to be the "Pervert General" or maybe the "Speaker of the Ho's?" 001205
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V.P.B.P.A. Rhin Mr. President,
I accept the position of Vice President, with preversion. This is so unexpected! I didn't even have a speech prepared. I would like to thank some special men in my life, for all of which, I might have never been preverted!
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Snakeyes can i be the Minister of Snakes? 001205
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V.P.B.P.A. Perversion 101

e before the r, after p in perversion & perverted.

Mr. President, may I retain my position, as Vice President, even though I can't even spell the name of our association?
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pat sajak can i watch you pee? 001205
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Barrett Snakeyes, why would be honored.

Rhin, of course!

Pat, only if it's on your head, I mean, no.
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Barrett Snakeyes, WE would be honored. 001205
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silentbob Members of the BPA, i announce my candidacy for Speaker of The Ho's. I would make a good speaker, cuz i get so much tang. 001205
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Barrett All in favor of Bobby being Speaker of the Ho's, say aye. 001205
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B.P.A. Aye! 001205
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Rhin As acting V.P. I second the nomination for Silentbob, as Speaker of the Ho's. Furthermore,I hereby nominate Glorybox for Pervert General.
Mr. President, would you be so kind, as to meet me in the Oral Office, for a little one on one?
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President Barrett of the United Perverts of Blathe Welcome to the team Bobby! 001205
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President Barrett I'm on my way, I have to stop for the whipped cream and pop rocks. 001205
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Not so hard V.P.B.P.A. Oh yes, and you Know, that a Glorious Box like that IS the Pervert General 001205
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Rhin Mr. President!!! I never! Well, I have, just not with you! Yet... (now look who's telling secrets!) Maybe we should declare this a holiday? 001205
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god hey all! this is god. i'd like to be like a coat-check girl or some kind of greeter for your little club. 001205
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Barrett Make it so, Number 1 001205
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god cool. 001205
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Presydent Barrett God, your first appointed duty is to invent the secret B.P.A. handshake. 001205
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grendel if there are any positions open, i'll take one...(god knows there aren't very many positions i HAVEN'T tried already)

i'll be the greatest power deviant since J. Edgar Hoover and his frilly pink panties!

Whoooo!
Space Mountain!

perhaps i'll be the Secretary of Pornography

(our very own baalberith)
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Presydent Barrett I knight thee "Sir Grendel, Secretary of Pornography." 001205
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gwyllynne ::peeks in:: is this a private meeting? if so I am sorry to interrupt ::wicked smile on face:: but somebody should bring in the kink, if this is in fact gonna be a pervert association ::places box in center of room:: there ya go ::winks and twirls on out:: 001205
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Presidente el Syd Oh sorry, we're just writing up the roster. When all positions are filled then we we'll get down to business.
Want a job Gwyn?
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V.P. (virtual pervert) of the B.P.A. (Rhin formally addresses the Head Pervert, after licking her lips, and remarking, "Lucky shot!")

Mr. Presydent,

I suggest that the first rule of order, after filling all positions, should be a mandatory qualification inquiry, of every member of our office. This inquiry excluding you, and your's truly. I think we have shown blatherers, time and time again, our unfaltering devotion, to the practice of perversion. Your second rule of order: "Lay down the law!"

"Behind every successful pervert, is a Si-Rhin".
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V.P.B.P.A. Our slogan should be:

"Behind every successful pervert, is another!"
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j_blue can i have a position? 001206
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Presydent Barrett Sure, j_blue. What position do you desire? 001206
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Rhin What is God's position exactly?
And...Gwyllynne?
I also love the fact that Silentbob is underneath me! (as far as the sequence of Presidential succession goes...)
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barnaclebill Aye Mateys!!
And I'll take the Position
Of Rear Admiral!!
Har!!
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V. Presydent Sequence of Presidential Succession

Mr. Presydent - Barrett
Vice Presydent - Si-Rhin
Speaker of the Ho's - Silentbob
Pervert General - Glory Box
Minister of Snakes - Snakeyes
Secretary of Pornography - Sir Grendel
- God
- J_blue
- Gwyllynne ?

Still time left to announce your candidacy!

"Behind every successful pervert, is another"
of the United Perverts of Blathe
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el Presidente el Syd But I'm on top! heh heh heh
I appoint God as our
Coatcheck girl/Sexual Spin Doctor.
And gwyllinne? she never said if she wanted a job.
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V. Presydent Barnaclebill is in!
Congratulations are in order for our newest member...'Rear Admiral'
(we need someone to bring up the rear!)

for a more perverted society!
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Presydent Barrett barnaclebill assumes the office of Rear Admiral. I was thinking the Chief Lick Naval Officer, but oh well.

(after we start, we should have shirts made, maybe V.P. Si-Rhin could design them)
oh well, in due time.
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V. Presydent I would be honored to design them!
What a lucious idea! I'm thinking....wet T-shirt contest!!!

for perverts everywhere
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gwyllynne ::stumbles in:: yes yes I'll take the job :) 001206
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gwyllynne can I just be the Conniving Wench secretary of debauch? 001206
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whos the mutha fuckn Presydent! gwyllynne (woo hoo, I got it right this time) V.P.Si-Rhin and I have thoroughly reviewed your resum`e, and have decided you are the most worthy applicant.


Woo Hoo,
only a few open chairs left.
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gwyllynne heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
would anybody like to taste some lemon-freshness?

::offering lemons to everybody as a delicious smile plays on her lips::
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gwyllynne oh and boys, just call me "Daddy" if you wanna get some special treatment. 001206
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V. Presydent Mr. President,
What is Gwyllynne up too?
Where are our damn secret service
agents anyway???
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Happy Birthday Mr. Presydent I'm not quite sure, but it sure is interesting isn't it?
I think they are at the "store" *wink*, buying some political "supplies" *wink, wink*
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V. Presydent Attention U. P. of Blathe,

I have begun to design our logo!
Any specifications, Mr. Presydent???
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P.Barrett of the B.P.A./U.P.B. give me one minute. 001206
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waiting in the oral office like Images or logos? 001206
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still waiting oops, how about...
AAAHHHHHH, i can't think.
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V. P. B. P. A. Images. Anything in mind?
(you can e-mail them to me if you like, your pervertedness!) Let me know...
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V. P. Si-Rhin Mr. Presydent,
Check your e-mail ASAP!
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Mr. Presydent try ........usa.net 001206
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V. P. Si-Rhin Done! Check your e-mail, Mr. Presidente' 001206
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barnaclebill Arh!
We'll keep a tight ship here
If it comes down to Discipline
I'll be more than happy
To show you the Ropes
(and whips)
Wasn't anyone going to open
that Box of Gwynllyn's?
Openin "Boxes" is one of
Me specialties Har!! Har!!
Carry on President Barret.
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j_blue i wanna be the official whipping boy. (does that make sense?) 001207
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barnaclebill It certainly does to Me, Matey!
We might have to start callin' ya
J black-n-blue
(slap)
how's that feel?
Now, Gitchee below decks!
We'll deal with you later!
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j_blue yes sir, thank you, i'll be waiting for my punishment 001207
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gwyllynne"you can call me wench" box? what box? I don't know what you are talking about. There are no boxes.....heh heh heh heh .......And I know I certainly didn't have any....umm errrr.....heh heh heh oh who am I kidding, I was only bringing in the kink. Who's got the kink? Bring in the kink! ......And there is nothing in this bag either, nope nope.....I mean only a few toys, and a lil pain NEVER hurt ANYBODY! So there! 001207
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gwyllynne "gwyn the wench" Umm I brought some refreshments. Would anybody like some chocolate covered cherries, body frosting, special punch, or some tea perhaps? Oh don't worry I am sure there is something here for everybody. 001207
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j_blue cute 001207
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V. P. Si-Rhin Gwyn the Wench,
Hand that body frosting over! I have a meeting with Mr. Pushitin...er...Mr. Presydent, in the Oral Office later. As a matter of fact, just toss those chocolate covered cherries over here too! It's gonna' be an all-nighter!

*smile & sigh*

B.P.A.
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Presydent "who wants a vibrator" Barrett I have just returned from rough trade discussions over seas, but fear not, the sex toy fiasco has been resolved.
There will be a briefing tommorrow.
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Presydent Barrett Oh, and V.P. Si-Rhin...
You know where I'm pushinit. Hmm Hmm Hmm
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V. P. Si-Rhin Mmmmm, Mr. Presydent.......I like it!!!

B.P.A.
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SnAkEyEs Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as SNAKES, and harmless as doves. 001208
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barnaclebill (barnaclebill walks over to examine the contents of the Box)
Hmm..Har! Rather nasty looking set of nipple clamps yer got here, My My and Where'd you get these Tongs? Is this all your Personal Play Pretties Wenchiepoo?
Why don't you slip into something less comfortable,and join Me n' The whiping boy Down on the Poop Deck? Bring along cabin boy Sajak if you can find his whiney arse!
You can be my arse-istant (wink wink)
Now get a move on there! Step Liverrly!!
Har!! Har!!
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Secretary of Pornography uhhh, in our case, collectively,
wouldn't that be a DE-briefing?
heheh

(not that it matters in my case, i'm not wearing any anyway)
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V. P. Si-Rhin (V.P.Si-Rhin addresses the crew, wearing nothing but a devilish smile, and some man's 'Sosa' jersey...)

"Sir Grendel-Secretary of Pornography receives the obligatory heinie smack, for his bold fashion statement! United Perverts, dressing down is just a portion, of the foundation, that we have built our society on. I can see we have nowhere to go, but up.....In Sir Grendel's case anyway..."

"Rear Admiral-Barnacle Bill, I may need to oversee the proceedings (hands-on-training), currently taking place, on the poop deck. Actually, I WANT to cum, damnit! So, can I, can I, pleaaaaasssssseeeeee!!!"

"Gwyn the Wench, if you feel the need for reinforcements...let me know? I have cornered the market in 'whips'!"

"Master Presydent, Welcome home! I also want to extend my apologies to you, for the 'tight ass' remark, during our last session, in the Oral Office, but dogdamnit, I really liked that ring!" (My bad! Sorry, Barrett!)

for blathering perverts the world over!
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Glory Box Well, since Bobby Blather has so UNGACIOUSLY stolen my position as Speaker of the Ho's, I'm just willing to take what I can get. Hmm. That kind of mirrors my sex life too... 001208
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god how's this for a secret "handshake"?...

in order to make one's presence as a pervert known in any gathering, i suggest that one should caress one's nipple(s) in an obvious,lusty fashion.

if one would want to express
carnal desire in addition to greetings towards the person/animal/object one is looking at during the nipple tweaking, one should bite his/her lip, also in an obvious, lusty manner.
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Your Presydent of the B.P.A./U.P.B. *Presydent Barrett steps up to the podium*

Not so Ladies and Hardly Gentlemen of the B.P.A., I have recently returned from the Trade disscusions in Japan. I can happily report to you the results from these talks.
The Japanese have graciously accepted our offer. We will give them anyone who does not approve of the B.P.A. to put into slave labor in the Japanese sextoy factories. In return, they will give us all of the sex toys, oils, and flavored lotions we desire.

Glory Box, you HAVE a very powerful position, The Prevert General.

God, I love that handshake. The rubbing of the nipples while biteing ones lip is what we are all about.

V.P. Si-Rhin, meet me in the Oral office, I've gt some souvenirs for you. heh heh heh
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roomful of perverts (applause and flashing lights) 001208
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gwyllynne the Wenchiest Wench of them all will be away for the weekend......it seems some circus freaks have decided to befreind her and she is obliged to be a part of the act......upon her return she will glad show off all her newly learned tricks....that should make play time REAL fun. ::tweaking her nipples and then proceeding to alternately tweak and spank her fellow pervs as she sashays on out :: 001208
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pervs (more tweaking and cheers) 001208
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kendra obviously an american association, of course. 001208
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uncle sam hey, let's kill the "indians", steal their land, then enslave all the negroes so we wont have to work! 001208
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Thanatos Perverts, eh?

Why do you deviate from the norm you all wish to be a part of?
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assorted pervs take it off! take it all off!!! (and let us sniff your panties!) 001209
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Presydent bend over and Barrett *Presydent Barrett steps up to the podium*

Recently, one of my critics inquired, "Why do we (B.P.A.) wish to deviate from the norm we all wish to be a part of?" And my answer to that brilliantly intellegent question is...(heh hemm) quote me on this. "Son, if YOU are part of the "norm" Well, just paint my balls red and call me a tomato bush, cause i don't think that "norm" exists. And if you don't like the way we are...
Then don't fuck'n read it.
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ugly (and perverted yet entertained) americans (cheer! cheer! hiel! hurray!!!! moan stroke cheer fart burp cheer cheer!!) 001209
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loud perv in the back of the hall who's norm anyway? 001209
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Blather Perverts (applause and whistles)
"Mr. Presydent, Mr. Presydent, he's our man, if he can't bend over, no one can!"
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perv the repeater see deviant 001209
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narration perv #2 crowd throws gatorade on the prez and slaps his ass repeatedly! 001209
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ass facely narrator Under the influence of a fantastic amount of TRENDY CHEMICAL AMUSEMENT AID, they proceed to perform lewd acts, rip each other off for small personal possessions, and dance with depraved abandon in the vicinity of a six-foot pile of transistor radios (each one tuned to a different station). 001210
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barnaclebill And now it's time for the BPA's favorite Game Wheel of Misfortune
where everyone's a Sore Loser! Har!! Har!! As you can see J Blue here is Lashed firmly to the Wheel, So let the game begin! (barnaclebill reaches out to spin the ships wheel spinning J Blue head over heels) And since our guest Wench has gone and run away with the Circus, I've got our cabin boy Pat Sajack here to arseist me.(pat is dressed in a black teddy and a pair of Leather Chaps)Now git over here with those Nipple clamps quick like arr I'll putm on you nstead of Blue here. Pat starts begging "please Sir I don't deserve such attention"
Damn Right you don't,(whack) now give em up. Bill Tightens one down on J blues left nipple (EEYow!) and now the right (OWeee!)There now, don't say I never gave you no Jewelry.
Now pat me girl, It's over the barrel with you for your whimpering insubordination has to be dealt with!
Bill bends pat over a Rum Keg tears open his Teddy exposing his ass to the breeze.with a soft carress bill says."this is gonna hurt you more than it does me"
Mr. President I'll offer you The first Lashing,( bill opens the cabinet to disply a wide variety af flogs and whips)help yourself shes all yours.
I'll take over when your arm gets tierd,I need to smoke a cigar and ask Blue boy a couple of personal questions.
Hope he can take the heat Har!!
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V. P. Si-Rhin Mr. Presydent,
I have made a change to our graphic! However, If you do not like it, use the first one... Check your mail Sweetie!
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pat sajak (savoring the intense pain) 001210
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Prez. Barrett for the whipping Rear Admiral, I much enjoyed delivering those first lashings, Thank you. 001210
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barnaclebill (over at the Wheel)..."and I wouldn't let the size skeer ya Matey, Though it did skeer a farm animal or to I was dating back in me youth,,.What done so soon, Poor Pat she'll think you don't Love her , But oh well I guess I needed an ash tray anyways. (puts the smoldering cigar out on the cabin boys asssssssssss owweeee!!)
Well VP Si Rhinn, Looks like it's your turn to spin the wheel! Cum on Down!an see what the admirals got fer you,a chrome plated dildo with three way action. But first spin the Whiping boy while I fan him with this Flog! Har!!
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Pervert General Glory Box I am proud and happy to be accepted in to this most emminent (?) society of *ahem* like-minded individuals. Now, barnaclebill, tell me, does one have to be invited to spin the wheel, or can you just step up and enjoy? 001210
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barnaclebill Do to Blue What you Like.
I hear no complaints so far.
But then that's What Gags
Are For! AR!! Har!!
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V. P. Si-Rhin (Rhin steps up to the wheel, and gives the whipping boy a mighty spin. She turns around, but the Admiral is nowhere to be found...)

She heads off to find him "Oh Barnacle Bill, I've something for you!", she calls softly, while strolling the deck. A mischevious smile plays on her lips, as the long strand of beads, entwined in her hands, behind her back, brush the back of her legs. "Admiral!", she demands. Still searching for him, she thinks of the promised dildo...her thighs moist, easily gliding together as she walks. Rhin then hears something below deck. She walks over to the banister, and leans her body over the railing, for a closer look, unaware that the Admiral is close on her tail...

a.k.a. 'Barrett's Energizer Bunny'
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barnaclebill Well well Me little she devil, But ain't you the eager one now.
And a sight for sore eyes, all bent over and properly submissive like. Arh!
Just hold that railing while I unholster Me Tool, give me a second to make it all Chrome-like.(barnaclebill pulls his sizeable horse sticker out of his pants and slips a silver condom over the swollen head of it) We wouldn't want to go spreadin some VENERABLE DISEASE around.
Rhin asks what about the beads I brought?
I doubt there'll be any room for them
once long john silver cums aboard, so maybe we should start small after all and work on up to bigger things.
She hands over the beads and the admiral strats to slowly insert the up her tight little asshole, he spanks her and tells her not to let go of the rail again. Withhis other hand he pinches her nipples and begins the slow descent to the waiting wonders below.
My Gawd but yer moist already, a novice seaman could drown down here.
As she moans the admiral takes the plunge burying his face, she thrusts back as the beads fly free again.
Wiping his face he stands grasping her hips. "Prepare to be Boarded! Here comes Long John Silver To take you to the promised land!"

From the deck below Bessie the cow and Trigger the mare look at each other with relief, nodding as if the say "thank god it's not my turn again"
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Glory Box Oooh... Hot and steamy. A true pick-me-up for any true pervert. I'm going to have to run to the bathroom and, well, you get the idea.

It's my turn to spin the wheel J. Blue. Get ready for the ride of your life.
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pat sajak somebody please kick me in the crotch as hard as you can (repeatedly)! 001211
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V. P. Si-Rhin (Si-Rhin steps up to the plate, assumes the position, and gives Cabin Boy a good whack, in the family jewels...)

"hiiiiii - yaaaaawwww"

"Cabin Boy, need a massage now?"
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j_blue thank you for my punishment, may i have some more? 001211
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j_blue please spin me, it makes me so nauseous, and i know i deserve it. 001211
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pat *ouch* sajak o yessss.... a massage would be great, but please kick me again!
and could i have rhin AND jblue piss on my wounds??
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V. P. Si-Rhin "Cabin Boy, I have no problems concerning your desire for genital abuse. However, may I ask, what you have done that could possibly warrant such a violent punishment? As far as pissing on your wounds go......J Blue, you up for it???"

"Mr. Presydent, please meet me on the sundeck......I've got a wet #$@%& with your name on it! If that doesn't get your attention, then I will just tell you that Syd Barrett has returned, in the form of a pizza delivery boy, and is heading my way, with a mischevious grin on his face......so drop what your doing, and move your sweet ass, in my direction, because I'm feeling a little randy!!!"
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V. P. Si-Rhin "Mmmmmmm!", moans Rhin, with her eyes closed, legs spread wide in anticipation, hands already caressing bare skin. Her body quivers, as her hands begin the journey south......"just warming up baby!" 001211
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Presydent Barrett Presydent removes his wet finger and moves it to Rhins lips...


(the rest of this submittion has been deleted due to graphic depictions of perversion)
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V. P. Si-Rhin "Ohhhh....Mmmmm....." Si-Rhin looks in the Presydent's eyes, as she parts her lips, and takes what he has to offer. Then she removes a wet finger, the juice dripping on her belly, as she moves it up to the Presydent's face, and begins to caress his lips with it, before......... 001211
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el Presydente The Presydents pants become very tight. Could he get some assistance?
He needs constants attention.
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V. P. Si-Rhin (I caught that!!! Very sneaky B(e)arrett!)

As the Presydent stands before his Si-Rhin, she sits up, facing him, and begins to remove his pants. She finally exposes his attention-seeking member, and wraps her fingers around it, brings it to her face, and begins to massage her lips with the head. She looks up into his burning eyes, their gazes locking, right before she............
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The Presydent of Hazzard County she... she... Yeeeeeee Haw! 001211
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V. P. Daisy Duke Mmmmm....lickin' her lips, rollin' that strawberry tongue 'round and 'round..........mi-tee' tasty - dat ther Barrett. Jus' a good 'ole boy (said with her best Kentuckiana drawl).

(G)Rhin & Barr-ett
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el syd el Presydente *Presydent Barrett, leans back, closes eyes, and hum's a little dixie tune* 001211
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V. P. She-Daisy (The Presydent's song...)
"Jus' the good 'ole boys, never meanin' no harm, beats all ya evr' saw, been in trouble wit the law, since duh day they was born. Makin' ther way, the only way they know how, dat's jus' a little bit more then the law will allow."

(from the V.P. to the P.)
The ship jus' docked, and the General Lee is waitin'. I'm spread n' ready, an waitin' on the hood...my hair fanned out, short shorts ridin' up my sweet ass, my gingham button down is fallin' off, and my ginger lips is as bright as dis here' car... Cum n' git me!!!
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narrator pay sajak dies in a fit of ecsatsy after witnessing unbridled white trash perversion at it's finest. his smiling body is cheerfully passed to the necrophiliacs lurking in the back of the room. 001212
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V. P. Si-Rhin *heheh*

Presydent Barrett & I got a little side-tracked, in the hills of Kentucky. I never intended for that sexcapade to carry on like it did, but sometimes being with the most powerful man, in the world of free love, is nerve-wracking, and requires a little spice. I guess I would say, that he makes me more nervous than a long-tailed cat, in a roomful of rockin' chairs!

On another note:
"Presydent Barrett, you've got what I want. You know I want it, and you know you're going to give it to me!"
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Rhin *****silence***** 001212
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barnaclebill Har!! "d"?
We takes it then you just ain't
What i would term a "DV8"
So back you go Heave Ho!! it's late
Or stay and play
Just sign the slate
You can help ol' Blue
To masterbate!!
Har!! Har!! "d" Har!! Har!!
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Rhin Fuck. 001212
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Rhin Jazz Man?! 001212
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jazz man uh, yeah baby... what's cookin"? 001212
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Rhin Jazz Man Impersonator,
It was a statement, not a question.
I can't tell you what a treat this is!
Really!
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startfires *walks in quietly, sees she is way out of her leauge, and turns to walk out. still can't help one last look over her shoulder...* 001212
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startfires what are they doing over there? my virgin eyes are not ready for this. i better get back to kansas. 001212
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dirty old man want some candy, little girrrl? 001212
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twiggie *peeks in* handcuffs, motion lotion, anyone? 001212
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Megan FUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKK.......... FRAAAANNNKIE!!!! Did you know that Catholic girls are actually shown to be more wild in bed because their sexual tendencies have been supressed and "forgiven"? 001212
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barnaclebill Aye! You Catholic Girls , all torn up with the confusion of Sin,So willing to be down on Yer Knees. If you Please!
I loves Your little costume (plaid skirt white blouse ,Little Green Scratchy Sweater) I can see by your errect little nipples that you're just drippin' in sin. So tell Father Bill your cornfession ... then Ye can do Yer Penance...Like a Good Girl!
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Megan You know why there are so many saints in the Catholic religion? So we can find new names to scream.

I volunteer to be Chairwoman of the naughty Catholic School Girls
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twiggie and i volunteer myself to be the Bitch of the Naughty Catholic School Girls.

can i polish your boots ma'am?
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barnaclebill In the dimly lit room, incense in the air, Gregorian Chant soft yet filling the background,Father Bill waits to hear yer cornfeshuns Arh!!
So down on Yer Knees, if yer please,
so 's to gain yer absolution. Har!!
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V. P. Si-Rhin "Father Bill, I would love to get down on my knees, and confess my sins, but I'm not Catholic..." 001218
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Megan Father, I don't think even you could absolve me of MY sins. It's why I'm chairwoman instead of Bitch. HAHA yessi! 001218
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barnaclebill Arh! Tis quite alright fer you to cornfess ter Me Dearie, Don't let this out, But I'm Not really a Catholic Preist now don't cha know? I'm more the Druid type Meself, I just couldn't Pass on a chance to sit here fondling my Tool while listening to those catholic harlots Unload. Might even Unload meself. Don't let any Holy water get in yer eyes.Har!!
And Megan Dear, why don't under estimate the power of true penance!
We're not talkin' Hail Merries here, Oh No! we mean to explore the devil out of yer! Why yes we do.
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syd um, uhhh.....
yes.....

did someone here order a pizza?
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erin the luftwaffe time for a night of efficient german sex. 001228
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Megan The naughty catholic school girls hereby suggests a universal confession to barnacle bill here. In this confession, we suggest lighting his balls afire with the unholy passions of the flesh, lived vicariously through our naughty, naughty ways. All in favor say aye! 001228
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twiggie *runs in with the holy water and communion wafers*

Umm...umm...do we need these to go on with the confession?
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pat sajaks ghost oh my, those catholic girls are hot! 001229
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barnaclebill Megan me dearie,
Please tell us sincerely.
Those deepest desires,
That alight sensual fires!
To Burn in this Fashion,
Is a Perverts true Passion!
I Await here all Trembling,
With my Cock now resembling,
The stake where young witches,
Like yer selves soon will burn!
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Thyartshallshant Ok, its obvious to me that theres a problem here, and luckly im here to help you. Upon inspection, I see your fine sex organ-ization does not have a Head of Masturbation. Considering this is what most of my life revolves around (actually, it IS my sexlife), and also considering that my current project is that of "beating" my previous record of 8 times in 1 day (ive tied 3 times now), I see myself as the PERFECT man for the job. Please gather amoung yourselves and make your pee-cision. And may i add, im sure you'll do the right thing. Whose ever thing that might be, im sure you'l do it. 001229
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anonymous pervert
(The Presy. & V.P.Si-Rhin are a little in-disposed at the moment...)

*Si-Rhin breathlessly whispers* "Mr. Presydent...damnit!, we have company!" The Presy. licks his lips, and mumbles a confused, "Huh?"
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V.P. Si-Rhin *Si-Rhin grabs her red lipstick, and procedes to scribble on her tummy*

Thyartshallshant leans over her and reads these words...

While your waiting, please take advantage of 'The Blue House' tour, and don't forget to stop by the united_perverts_of_blathe room (7th door on the right, up the hall from the United Prudes of Blathe)

*Rhin whispers* "Presy., where were we?" "Oh yes! Mmmmmmmmmm......."
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Thyartshallshant *standing in standard gawking-tourist manner, mindlessly snapping pictures of all the perverted historical items along "The Blue House" tour path*

"Wow, this sure is neato. I cant belive theres so much pervertedness here at Blather!"

*peeks inside united_perverts_of_blathe room* O wow, *whispers* theres people having sex in there!!! *excitedly snaps more pics* These are going to Grandma!!!!

*continues down the hall to the United Prudes of Blathe room* *steps inside* haha, look, theres a picture of Richard Nixon tied to a bed getting whipped! Thats gatta be valuable! *hums to himself* do do doo *continues on tour*

"And here we have the actual 'fuzzy' handcuffs used at the inauguration of our current Presydent Elect, Mr. Barrett"

*choking on Cheeze-Nips he was casually eating* "Whaat!?!?" *drops 'Fun' size bag of Cheeze-Nips to grab for the disposable camera hanging around his neck* "Oh i gatta get a picture of this!"

"Sir, would you like me to take some pornographic pictures of you with the handcuffs? I'd be glad to do it if you liked, Sir."

*already stripping* "Hell Yeah!" *bends over naked on hands and knees infront of glass case* Can you get a pic where it looks liek the pink 'fuzzies' are actually touching my ass???"
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Presydent Barrett The Presydent returns, looks around, and inquires...
"pink fuzzies?"
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Thyartshallshant From the inaugural 'fuzzy handcuffs'! You kno! The ones they slapped around your wrists at the ceramony! Then they turn you upside down and throw cherries at you and try to make a hole in one! dont you remember? Too much JD that night i guess. 001230
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Presydent Barrett sorry, i thought they were white fuzzy-cuffs 001230
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Thyartshallshant No, those are the ones they put around your ankles. You probally still have them. 001230
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Chairwoman of the Naughty Catholic School Girls REPENT! REPENT! deny thyself the luxuries of this world and gain the kingdom of Heaven! Fuzzy handcuffs are for wusses! gimme the regular old metal ones any day. 010102
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god whew, what a day. i need a beer and a blowjob from a catholic girl, stat! 010102
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Catholic Girl Thy Don't look at me. I'm only dressed up like this on a dare! Hey! Get that away from my face! I said NO! 010106
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Chairwoman NCSG Thy, if you are truly dedicated to our cause, I'm sure we can work something out... 010106
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Thyartshallshant Yeah, but me preforming sexually for god, WITHOUT getting paid, is a little outlandish for me. But you on the other hand... 010106
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god you all want cash? sure you do. 010106
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Thyartshallshant *wants cash*...

*dosen't want god penis*
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god doesn't want his dick sucked by anyone but a catholic girl. 010106
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twiggie hmm...*rethinks her position as bitch of the naughty catholic school girls*

i want a new religion.
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Thyartshallshant *isn't a catholic OR a girl, so BACK OFF god* 010107
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Chairwoman NCSG Listen up, your position as Bitch, NCSG is YOURS FOR LIFE! Did you not read the fine print at the bottom of the contract? Now shape up or we'll have Bishop Fronapful chastise you. 010107
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Thyartshallshant *thinking he might like that* 010107
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twiggie OK OK i'll STAY i'm sorry! don't go bringing in any of those old gross religious figures...*shudder* 010107
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Chairwoman NCSG Watch it Thy, or we'll have him chastise you, too. 010107
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heidi heidi heidi the ho hello, i have been reading up on your association and would like to inquire about any avaliable positions. i assure i am experienced in any and all that might need filling, and if need be, i'm sure i could create one for myself and whoever might like to share one with me.
i feel this association could cater very well to my needs and would love to become a member. if i must, i will start at the bottom and work my way up into a better position. i would gladly perform any task, such as hard labour, french maid or yes-man (as in I never say no).
If any positions are open and need to be filled in more ways than one, and you are interested, please scream my name.
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Trysexual HEIDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 010108
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Thyartshallshant Wow, not much going on here. 010122
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barnaclebill You stumble in
To this world of Sin.
Now here's the position
You end up in.
Caught up by lust,
You can't Resist,
As think you must
Of forbidden Trysts,
While your Virgin Meat
Makes Love to Fists!!
Thy Art Shall Surely Beat,
Yet find no Satisfaction.
Har!! Har!!
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Chairwoman NCSG We always welcome new lambs into the fold here at Naughty Catholic School Girls. If you so choose, Heidi, we would be glad to take you under our wing. 010122
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HMThyartshallshant I support this. 010122
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G_wiz13 OH MY GOD!!! finally i have found some meaning a page devoted to blathering perverts.*thinks*maybe there is a god. no there cant be. wow! i can publish my exploits here. hehe where to start theres always porn to talk about or... nope wont start there dont want to scare any catholic school girls. If you people think you are perverts then think again Thyartshallshant and i are best freinds and we think of things that would break you puny images of pervertism(something i suffer from cant think of any other word for it) well I have a feeling I will be writting here alot so see ya later. Oh yeah congrats on being president Barret. 010206
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RYANTHERED WELL IT SEEM I'M NOT ALONE IN PERVERTVILL. I WOULD LIKE A POSITION BUT MY FAVIORTE POSITIONS HAVE BEEN FILLED. I ASURE U ALL THAT I CAN FILL (ALMOST)ANY POSITION. I AM A CATHOLIC BOY AND HAVE BEEN GOING TO MY LOCAL PERVERT MEETINGS. NO THE PRIEST DIDN'T GET AHOLD OF ME BUT SOMEONE MUST TALK ABOUT THE NUNS. SISTER MARRY CUNNELINGS WAS A HORRER & A DILITE. WELL WILL U ACCEPT ME. CAN I FILL ANY POSITION? 010206
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pat sajak hey! can i join too? 010206
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god junior mint? 010206
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pat sajak oh yes, please! here's that twelve cents i owe you from ten trillion years ago. 010206
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god ah yes!, scumbag manifesto 010206
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Formerly G_wiz 13 now Deputy Mayor I elect myself as Deputy Mayor of The Bather Perverts Association. Hehe never thought i would want to be a part of anything but I have to say that i want to be a part of this. 010208
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mikey *joins* YAY! 010318
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lost awwww. no one ever writes here anymore. comeone people has the pervertism died. 010430
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Dafremen That's easy for a hot steaming pile of nothing to say. 010430
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claudia is there room for women? what about little girls? 010430
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pat sajak and goats?? 010430
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if i was up your ass youd know who i was upon joining the "Piece" corps, your presydent resigns; and appoints God as the Presydent.

(sorry my little blue friends)
hope all is well, if not.... drink more
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Sol ahem, i see you have no minister for undercover activities, is this post available to a brown eyed busyhaired bloke from Brit.

*cunningly displaying yetilike legs at bottom of stained trenchcoat*
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god presydent? i don't know what to say. my first rule is "DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU LIKE" 010607
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god oh yeh, Sol, yer hired. 010607
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kingsuperspecial so, I suppose I can appoint myself to a position.

I'd like to be the
"Gregarious At Large Representative"
that way, if someone seems a likely candidate for joining, I can give them a nice promo, or just lick them.

I'll assume this is okay, and start
immediatley!

. at large
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ass facely cool 010616
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nemo i feel like i should say something, but i really have nothing to say... so umm, well my shirt has a fat ass shroom on it! alright, i said something. 010616
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lost YAY!!! the perverts are back. woo hoo 010907
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Casey I would like to make a statement that I can at many times be perverted, such as being a percussionist and all and always finding fun things to do with instruments...but I feel as if I may not yet live up to the standards of the rest of you. So for right now maybe I should just guard the place and punish any good looking trespassers and um...bad people, by taking them to the dungeon and getting out the leather, ropes, and whips 020221
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Syrope mm i think i like it. blather orgies are such a turn on. 020221
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Ahmad cool word,
can i join?
*experianced pervert*

(kidding - ime a gent realy)
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melissah dammit, i missed out on everything! 020811
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lost my pervertism went through a swift decline kinda but now it's back up even higher that thy is in regular skool again. besides that my girlfriend in a perv too so it's great. 020904
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lost wow now that i read that i realize how bad the grammar is so theres no need to mock me about it i shall mock myself 020904
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werewolf alright, get out of here you leering perverts! ...unless you let me leer with you. 020904
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lost *skoots over* heres a spot for u to leer 020909
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stork daddy at the last meeting did someone leave red and black leopard print panties? they were stuck to my shirt, and i found them on the way home. they look like they probably belong to a girl. but we are perverts so who knows? anyways. just come to my house and i'll be happy to give them to you. but you have to try them on first, because i don't want anyone trying to pull a fast one and taking someone else's panties. it's like cinderella with undergarments standing in for shoes. 020909
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freakizh anyone wanna play with me and my virgin kittie? 020909
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stork daddy panties aren't the greatest thing in the world...but they are next to it. 020909
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NCSG bitch it feels so appropriate here. 020910
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blue star I've been lazy in my duties as Chairwoman of the Naughty Catholic School Girls. I'm sorry ladies.
(which one are you, bitch?)

I would like to declare this Sunday "Go to church and think naughty thoughts" day. God be with all of you.
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blue star nevermind, I remember now. I think you've been a little lazy in your duties too! 020910
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bethany my name is purv
i don it proudly
and any association of perverts wouldn't be complete
without purv (with a U)
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angie Hey I can be in the NCSG club!!!!!! 021010
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jane me too angie
i bring shame to my school
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kss what then, is your blather_pervert_fantasy?

I have been asked more than once, and I honestly don't have any kinky thing I need. Maybe I'm really boring. Then again, maybe I just know what I like. And, I'm good at what I do. you gotta get credit for that ...
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jane wow...forgot about this

i'm founding a new department,
the department of voyeurism

i am now the head of the dept. of voyeurism, or

hdv
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NCSG Chairwoman I would like to address the issue of a bake sale. As our funds are diminishing quickly due to the absence of Thy's prostitution services, we need some kizash!

Any ideas for location, advertising, and additional fundraising is hereby requested.
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:_) ...
I knew that stork daddy was here.

he said:

panties aren't the greatest thing in the world...but they are next to it.

that makes me hot...
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:_) ...
Syrope said:

mm, i think i like it. blather orgies are such a turn on.

************************************

and i agree....
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Doar absolutely hilarious 040316
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NCSG bitch I don't know about a bakesale, but you could always whore me out if the association is truly in dire need of some money. Bake/whore sale?

I don't know, I'm just the little bitch in a plaid skirt.
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girl_jane Those red and black panties are mine. I left them here quite a while ago. I spied on a meeting, and it made me so hot I just had to take them off-right then and there...I guess I forgot them. You can keep them anyway, as long as I get to be a part of BPA.

I would like to be the official back scratcher and biter of the Catholic School Girls.

In order to have my nails down your back or my teeth in your shoulder, please pull my panties to my ankles or slide them to the side, hike up my skirt, and proceed to give me a proper fucking in the confessional booth.
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jane & on account of you spying in order to get heated up, i'm giving you a bonus savings card from the dept. of voyeurism 040407
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girl_jane Rock on-thank you. 040407
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kookaburra could i be the tester of new ideas? im always willing to try something new :) 040407
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jane hmmm - what are the age limits for the club? 040408
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stork daddy you of all people! 040408
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stork daddy of course you knew that 040408
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misstree you are all sick, sick, sick. you should be spanked. or beaten. on your knees, i'll get the toys. 040408
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ambermoon i'll be the offical wipping girl! get in line!
*snaps eight foot long bull wip*
ok whos frist?
hey now...
no pushing, every one will get there turn.
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girl_jane I want to see marks on my skin for days after...make it happen. 040423
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jane i watched a girl give a guy a blowjob in the movie theater the other day, & it got me so hot i had to race home quick enough before it faded 050626
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. You're not a real blather pervert, you should've joined in. Missed opportunity, Jane. Bend over! 050627
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. This is a bloody coup! On your knees blather scum! Present your butts for fucking with my monster cock!

Now!

All of you!

Viva el Presidente .
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jane you need a spanking, asshole 050627
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jane topped off with a punch in the nuts 050627
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perv ALL THIS IS TURNING ME ON 050627
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Shut the fuck up beyotch I'll be turning you off once we get these electrodes attached. 050627
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realistic optimist i have my mind OUT of the gutter for once. i read the word "perverts" as a verb. 050627
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. Now you're talking my language Jane. But I've already got a spanking asshole and I've got balls of steel. Never mind though, let's get the revolution started, Mrs el Presidente.

Viva el Presidente & Mrs el Presidente

Viva!
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. Hey "Genaralissimo Shut the fuck up beyotch" - you're in! Welcome compadre. 050628
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Em when did the association transition into a dictatorship? 050628
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. Transition? There weren't no fucking transition. Now on your knees and suck my cock, bitch whore. We're gonna stick you like a peeeeeeg.

Viva el Presidente & Mrs el Presidente
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minnesota_chris doesn't this all sound so official? Would this group be more like a bunch of people groping in a closet? 050628
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. Hey, that's allowed too, if it floats your boat. Not very perverted though. 050629
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. Only ones in the closet now are the old regime. They're chained up in there cos they're our beeeetches - yay!

Viva el Presidente & Mrs el Presidente
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Roaul Duke i wish to reclaim the position of deputy mayor once more 060616
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. you're reclaiming nothing Duke bitch!suck my cock first and we might just re-consider your position. On your knees motherfucker.

Viva el Presidente & Mrs el Presidente
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Roaul Duke if your cock is a vagina than maybe but the title is mine and you have no say over it 060616
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Deputy Mayor Roaul Duke ha 060627
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. pah - not even perverted enough to suck cock, eh pussy boy? we'll see. Have your poxy worthless title, charlatan.

el Presidente & Mrs el Presidente
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