blather_impersonations
oren I'm not really oren. I'm just impersonating him. Not bad, huh? 011229
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oren Hey! That's pretty good! You almost had me there! 011229
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muggo me a-wannaa be-uh me likey mistuh muggo 030331
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User24 (or is it?) I have often worried about the possibility of impersonators. 030331
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User24 but then I comfort myself in the knowing that no-one has bad enough typing. 030331
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endless desire haha no one would want to impersonate me anyways! 030611
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endless desire because all I do is ramble. Someday I'll learn to stop boring all of you with self deprecating blathes... 030612
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endless desire hmmm really don't know what to say that.
don't mean to bore.
don't mean to ramble.
but i guess i just do.

rolls her eyes.
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foiled again tsk tsk. fatal mistake, unknown shit raker, endless always leaves (his/her) email address. 030625
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User24 I'd rather listen to heartfelt ramblings than the neural diarrhea a lot of people here spew out. 030625
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nemerfaD fan ie daf 030625
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somebody i am a fortune cookie. eat me. 030626
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somebody eats the cookie 030627
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Dafremen ie my heartfelt ramblings no doubt. I believe stork_daddy has caught and passed me in the neural diarrhea department. 030627
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stork daddy either you keep assuming i'm the one saying mean things to you, or you're deciding to rile me up unprovoked. either way...i'd never accuse you of neural diarrhea. i don't think my opinion that you're wrong on a number of issues is enough for me to conclude that all of your brains outputs are wasteful, as at least your discussions show you are using your neurons (or they're using you, whatever) by thinking about answers to what are difficult problems. and if anything, i obviously enjoy responding to your posts and find the debates your solutions imply interesting even if i find the solutions dissatisfying. but me finding the questions you raise in me worth expressing does not stop me from feeling you're wrong on certain points anymore than me thinking you're wrong stops me from finding the issues you tackle of vital importance, and so i tend to argue with you on a point by point basis, and regret the few times i have stooped to personal attacks (a tactic you seem to use in every response to me by using words like intelligence or monkey or who knows what strange metaphor) And since i take it all in on a point by point basis, who knows, i might even agree with you on some point someday as i have with many others i have disagreed with, although a precedent has yet to be set for that possibility in your specific case. One thing i would not do, however, is accuse you of wasting your brain. i merely think you demand of it more than it's capable of when you argue with me. kidding. still, the very act of trying to elucidate and defend the worldviews that you do as the only strictly rational choice, riddled with conjecture as they are, is admirable and should never be considered a waste of a brain as it is a very good example of rhetoric, a wonderful excercise of the mind. like i said earlier, argument is revelation, and each debate i engage in, for me, clarifies where i stand on things, and brings me that temporary stay against confusion that expression offers. if you think that's a waste of a brain i can only imagine what you think a brain put to good use is. either way daf, i'd buy into your lovey dovey shit a whole lot more if you weren't so filled with billious vengeance and vitriolic justifications everytime someone attacked you. cat stevens has done more for me wanting to learn about islam than you ever have. i was considering just coming on here and doing a dafremen impression but i thought that'd just compound the problem, so this is the route i'm taking. more "neural diarrhea". 031202
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stork daddy and just so you don't get any ideas. i'm going to impersonate myself. here it goes...

blah,blah,blah,
i'm important look at me,
blah,blah,blah
031202
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stork daddy wait there's more...

you're hypocritical for insulting people while recommending a more respectful forum. i respect people because there should be a more respectful forum. you're also an ass.
031202
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stork daddy now i'm going to go write bad poetry under one of my other names because i'm sick of all this. part of the fun of blather is saying the word ass. ass. 031202
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still yet another person violently wretches, jettisoning the partly digested cookie all over his dates ivory/eggshell blouse.. 031203
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stork daddy i think i forgot some blahs. 031203
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speculum man watches the intestinal and gastric effluvium slowly dry on dates shirt..mutely..impales her to the stone of the moment by hooking his feet around the wooden embrasure of her chair, and serendipitously slips the waiter a fin to keep her occupied..just until the variegated vomit dries..and eech! whatta smell!
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031203
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speculum guy sereptitiously slips the waiter a "fin"
cheeky munger!!!
031203
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impersonating sabbie grump
blood
rambling words
cute nasty
sweet but unexpectedly sharp
like a teddy bear stuffed with razor blades

i think my brain is bleeding
031203
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stork daddy i forgive you 031204
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ha ha i remembered not to put my name! i think i'll impersonate me impersonating somebody else.
hmmmm, lets see:
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eh, i got nothin.
im gonna go to bed, i gotta stop my body clock from waking me up at 2:00 in the afternoon.
cheers!
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falling_alone i'm just not that popular that you'd want to be me. 040619
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meta meta 060606
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neesh *tries to look like a twisty tangly web of pontification, insight and nonsensical delight* 060607
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Not the Doar Please not the Doar you didn't succeed, but over here we have some nice tweed jackets. 060607
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