blather_girlfriend
yoink sweet, nonsensical guy seeking sarcastic, cynical gal

sign up here
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nocturnal good luck with that. 'specially seeing as how that describes most of the people (girls and boys) on here. 010522
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yoink then i'll narrow it down.
she must also be shorter than five feet, six inches tall
010522
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nocturnal throw in that she must have red hair and be from the south and you got me. sorry, not interested. 010522
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yoink i forgot to add that red hair is instant disqualification. 010522
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redneckk i once shit on a girl who had green hair. 010522
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nocturnal and what, may I ask, is so wrong with red hair? 010522
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yoink my temporary dislike for it stems from the harsh rejection i experienced approximately 104 seconds ago. 010522
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nocturnal yes, well, we do have the reputation of being horrible bitches with bad tempers. of course, we do have that other reputation..... 010522
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nocturnal thank you. I'm glad someone has good taste. 010522
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yoink update: red hair preferred 010522
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nocturnal sweet. I'm so glad you've come to your senses. 010522
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redneckk wut the fuq is dat smell? 010522
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yoink the smell of blood as it drips down your face from the huge laceration i just gave you over in redneckk_versus_yoink 010522
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redneckk it's your blood all over my fist, beeyotch 010522
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unhinged hey stupid...yeah i'm talking to you redneckk. this page is for applications for a blather_girlfriend for yoink not for some stupid hick with a big fucking belt buckle, tall hat, and tobacco juice dripping down his chin to be throwing fists so go cry about it over at that other page that you started.

aside to yoink: i fit the qualifications i think
010522
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yoink to unhinged: do you play violin?


that is the greatest instrument ever invented. no violin music has ever bored me.
010523
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redneckk unhinged is eeeevil....eeeevil...

so what if i'm a hick?

you like seeing me eat my shit, so that's all that matters.
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unhinged yes i play the violin. i'm hoping to make a career out of it.


to redneckk: shit eating is something you should do in a dark closet. i don't like to watch any human being reduce themselves to that. i guess there really is nothing wrong with you being a hick. it's just that hicks generally agitate me.
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flo i like redneck, i thing he is just looking for friendship.
don't make any sudden moves, we don't want to scare him.
i think a saucer with some bread soaked in milk might make him trust us, and then when he has a collar, and we've given him some shots he could make a very rewarding pet.
in fact we could even make some money fighting him in the pit against others
010529
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flo p.s. ill be your girlfriend yoink, even though i'm a six foot three inch man with a beard and no homosexual proclivities, you seem like such a pretty boy. 010529
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burden He is very pretty... and I've seen him naked. I'm sure he'll validate this metaphorically somehow. 010529
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Sandra Bullock I heard some kid was looking for a girlfriend. I don't know if I want that sort of commitment, but I'd love to have sex with him every weekend, if that's okay. And maybe, just maybe, he'll let me suck his nipples... oh, please, I hope so. 010529
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yoink i don't think anyone can top that.
Sandra Bullock is my everything.
I am going to move to Houston for you, baby.

i lay unclothed, basking in the glow of the artificial sunshine, slipping and sliding on the grease of those who came before....
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nocturnal dude, she lives in austin. I go to school there. if you decide to stalk her, feel free for I will be stalking matthew who also lives there and you can stay in my apartment. we can team up. 010529
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BOO as in play basketball!
wow yes please.
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yoink doesn't she live in wimberly?

either way, i will definitely be considering this team action.

i know she wants me...she told me so.
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bijou someone_marry_yoink 010731
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Gollum would rather slather girlfriend 010731
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