blather_crushes
yummychuckle good god!
i think everybody is getting hooked up on blather, or having these little relationships and...
things are starting to get complicated. its like ...highschool...
everyone has a thang for everyone.
(ok not EVERYone....)
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poetic_onslaught i have a thing for you yummychuckles :) maybe u would have one for me too if u saw my pic....j/k. how u like hispanics? lol 020428
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yummychuckle oh my god


its not plural!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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silentbob i have one on everyone. 020429
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sweetheart of the song tra bong Everyone's so cool here.
I'm in love.
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CrushinG I'm serious. Like how many have major attractions or crushes on these 4 blatherites alone? silentbob, yummychuckle, Mahayana, unhinged. I think there are at least 3 people interested in each of these examples. And, rightly so. 020429
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unhinged silentbob, yummychuckle, mahayana, unhinged...

one of those people is already taken and i am so happy for her(s)

but when i think of it, the four of us make a funny group, a cross-section if you will

i've had numerous crushes on blather, but they most always turn out taken. alas, that is the story of my life.
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yummychuckle (HAHAHAHHAHAHA)

you fools! all those blather boys that ever liked me are foooooools!!!

I am not the sort of girl you want to have a crush on.

and now I've made a mess of one blatherskite or, exblatherskite except i dont think i've made a mess of him, just kind of bothered him because how much can i ever mean to anyone???!!!

he'll get over it really fucking fast if he's anything like nick :(. and I guess its the best thing. THANKSFORNOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


oh and also...i really dont think many people on blather like me. a few stand up for me and I'm perdy sure the rest of you folks are annoyed out of your minds. right? right.

(~i liked paste~ he tastes like epileptic butterflies)
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Mahayana a-hehehe sarah i know what your prob. thinking --but-- i dont wanna hear anything about [{harem counts}] going on up... these people/this person is delusional...

[[how many fingers am i holding up?]]

at least ?three blather crushes/people interested in me? silly i say silly
i can think of [[one]] person interested in me that frequents blather & i am so completely all hers

unhinged i agree very interesting
cross section
silentbob
yummychuckle
Mahayana
unhinged
sort of makes you wonder why us four

!]check this out[!
yummychuckle,
unhinged
Mahayana,
silentbob,
[[[YUMS]]]

yums[{now i think i know why}]yums
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Mahayana ][funny group cross section][?
Big_brother_____blather_style
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EECP At least here people have crushes on your mind. These are simply delusions of possibility. Easy to overcome when put to the test of reality.

Crushes of the appearence are different still. You see and you like. Something close to that usually. Especially for men (I hate men, seeing as I am one it makes for an interesting combination). Still these are tollerable and usually short lived.

Crushes of both the appearence and mind are much more difficult, usually. Unless you are so saturated with the person that you just want to get away form them, like your parents.

Spirtual? Yes this is the worst. Sometimes refered to as "The one other person for you." It is painfully obvious once you are around other people that no others will do. When you know from the first moment that they are your dragonfly. When they instantly have a spirtual attraction to you. They say it and you know it is true for you too. When your body has been held by others, but they don't hold your body. When they hold your "body" you know they are actually holding your soul.
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Arwyn I used to think that people on here would find me captivating, witty and whatever, it was all about keeping up appearances in a way. But the more I tried, the less people cared, and you know what, I've learned that I can be me here and I don't really care if anyone likes what I write... if they have a crush on me or not... I just want to write and make friends. 020501
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possessed angel I love you yummychuckle, I really do.

And you too silentbob and especialy loser blatherskite number 47.
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loser blatherskite number 47 wow, all i had to do was complain a little and i'm loved. what would be really cool would be if you knew my regular screen name and loved me in spite of or because of what i have to say. but i guess loving me because i complained in a blathe will have to do for now. *smiles sheepishly* 020502
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possessed angel Actually 47, too be all too honest, its not so much love as a deep admiration I feel for you. You asked for acceptance and instantly got it, even if you did disguise yourself, and I could never be accepted like that. I may not know who you are but then again I don't know who anyone here is, but you'll always have a place in my heart.

silentbob, I mis-spoke. For you its just lust, like it is with softly spoken.

And yummychuckle, I really do love you and I would like to marry you. I know you are afraid of love but I can't help myself form loving you, don't hate me for that. Italy is empty without you and sky itself weeps for your absence.

My last name is Wilcken and that was my only post as Michael.
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stork daddy okay...how many people have crushes on me...don't be afraid to tell me...but please, keep it brief...i don't want this to become one of those 4mb pages that i am too impatient to visit. And by the way...if there was a blather orgy...you'd all have a place in my heart i guess 020503
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jane i want to know who Mahayana has a crush on 020617
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kerry at first it was silentbob
and no offense bobby, but as i have read more and more of your blathes it's not that i've liked you less but just gotten more respect for you... so it's DIFFERENT. it's more of an admiration kind of thing now.
and black-dyed gel product... aw man. but i haven't seen much of him lately. and Photophobe i guess.
that's weird for me to say. i don't know anyone here.


i feel kind of dumb.
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Toxic_Kisses I have mini crushes, for instance I'll totally crush on some one from here for about a week or 2 and than it just wears off like s sugar rush would and so while I don't crush on them any longer I still think of them as really spiffy and will still Blather Stalk them when ever the whimsy hits me 020617
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TK PS I_Miss cube *frowns* he never gave me week or two it would take for me to stop chrushing on him he just kinda vanished suddinly! 020617
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kerry cube too.
you can all admit if you have crushes on me. it's ok. i can deal with it.
haha i'm kidding.
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Mahayana well jane...

to answer your question its not so much a crush as it is love, and im madly {in love} with sarah whom happens to be silent_storm :]

[i hope i have answered your question to satisfaction]
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Aimee hmmmm I had a bunch but this all goes back to my early days on blather.... well at least the days pre August 31st 2001. Okay, here it goes,

Bobby (how could you not?)
DannyH (cause he signed my guest book)
Mikey (just cause)
Daffy (briefly now it's just a major admiration)

and that's it... :)
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jane i'm totally satisfied! thanks! 020617
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Mahayana how about you jane...
who are you crushing on here, anyone[s]?
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DannyH And I thought she liked me for my sparkling wit.
I guess I was just another hit on her website...

[slopes away hiding his eyes]
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freakizh if i could have a blather crush only taking in mind blathes.. i would pick typhoid and nocturnal, wherever they are. i love them. 020618
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marjorie mike's hard cranberry lemonade
tastes like an angel pissed on your tongue
and honestly speaking
i hope this makes everyone say:
"no blather crushes there."
and thusly, the world will be happy.
happy go lucky
nantucket
in a bucket.

uh, right.
whatever. mm.
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jane hmm...i don't know if i really want to say...for fear of leaving some undiscovered blatherite out..so for now i take the fifth
maybe later...?
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squint you remind me of one of those people who call in for some poll and pay 25 cents to vote "uncertain" or "i dont know".
you know?

oh well.
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jane i can spare 25 cents 020619
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phil That's nice mom, never talk to me again. 020619
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Mahayana :) good choice 020619
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phil I am usually on here, reading your stuff, just so my stuff won't look out of place. It can seem someone has written something that fits my mental image of a certain person, "in the real world".
I thought db was a 36 year old female pawnee bartender for a while.
hey, I get convinced. But they at least in some way are who I say they are, and I can't get over it for a while.
It keeps me on blather all day too, checking back in. I am sure I know at least one of you.
The first day I looked at blather, I wrote mgl a love letter of sorts.
I wish she would have been more interested, but it was fun while it lasted.
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Aimee oh danny danny danny.... your signing my webpage merely started my affections, your wit and intelligence proved you were worthy of them. 020720
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yummychuckle grrr
I talked to you last night and if I didn't enjoy your voice so much and the way you can slip up when you don't have the backspace key, I would say we should just stick to the computer as far as communication goes...

yumyum underrated_blatherer.
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infatuated i'd like an orgy with squint, yummyc, pushpins, yummychuckle, mistaken, jamie, zoe, pixie_dust73, click, & squintthing 021029
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bethany yeah i do
but he's not here anymore
how sweet

( further into the semester i get the more trite and less creative my blathes get. fatigue is a ugly beast )
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bethany yeah i do
but he's not here anymore
how sweet

( further into the semester i get the more trite and less creative my blathes get. fatigue is an ugly beast )
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squint repeat:
(~i liked paste~ he tastes like epileptic butterflies)
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Daria Werewolf, i love you, let you be a 41 year old pshycopathic killer, but it doesnt matter.

Silentbob, the social buterfly of the blatherworld, who welcomes shy new blathenerds.

paste, funny and crazy living for the imortal fun of immaturity, and not being at all ashamed of that.

Daffy, opinionated and wordy, sleeps softly as he hugs his keyboard.
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werewolf well i'm not 41 yet, but one out of two ain't bad. 021029
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Daria Ahh, how I still wish to be chopped up and thrown in a duffle bag. 021029
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infatuated sorry i started all that. it's my fault, really, for being a coward and posting anonymously. but can you blame me? how can i compete with epleptic butterflies? i'm more like a slug with tourette's.
(see: 10_blatherskites_i_would_love_to_meet)

judging by all the blather crushes on squint (along with my own), she seems like a blather_marilyn_monroe. she's beloved by many, but still feels lonely inside. ahhh, i shouldn't idolize so much. sorry, i must be making most of you sick. later.
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squint hates her curiosity ....how long have you been around? 021030
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infatuated long enough to find you, stickypants. ;p also long enough to find out your birthday is the same as my best female friend, whom i have had a crush on for the longest time as well. don't worry about me though, i'm not a stalker. i just htink you're pretty and also enjoy reading your posts.
(hmmm, don't all stalkers say, "i'm not a stalker"? ah well.)
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Jeca a)still crushing on a chemist in kansas i met last year

b)not sure of genders of everyone yet (still pretty new, and, no offense, but it might affect my psyche to crush on someone who might be another girl, which i guess on the net is possible no matter what so i shall try my hardest not to start crushing on anyone...)
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p2 i'm not gay but
silentbob

he's funny as hell
and he called me a hottie *blush*
flattery will get you everywhere

plus since it's a guy
it isn't cheating
right?
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simon and garfunkel making love in the afternoon with celia up in my bedroom. i get up to wash my face and when i come back to bed, someone's taken my place. celia you're breaking my heart, you're shaking my confidence daily. oh cecelia i'm down on my knees i'm begging you please to come home. 021030
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the cheer-up kid I FANCY DAXLE!!!

There...I said it.
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littlemiss bossywossy . 040101
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realistic optimist crushes and infatuations and memories and wishes please come together into a drunken orgy of realization and actualization. 040101
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Chalkboard Annie111 is cute
and smart
and probably
has a sexy accent.
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misstree drunken orgy? wot? 040101
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realistic optimist blather is a worshiping of words and concepts, so the crushes here are sometimes anthropomorphized, and sometimes not so human. blather is a wonderful alter on which to make sacrifice to such "thou art god"'s. 040110
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pobodys nerfect *has never had a blather crush* 040111
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silentlybroken Unsure if this counts as a crush, but, by the eternal, I believe Endless' sister "Norz" is one of the most breathtakingly beautiful girls I have ever had the wonder to behold. 040111
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silentlybroken genuinely captivating... 040111
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RoXXXie i have a crush on blown cherry, and i'm not even a lesbian...kinda makes me feel wrong inside, but oh, so right...:) 040111
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pipedream i'm blather-married to DOAR, i win!
*grins and laughs*
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eyedream I think Magicforest is freaky-deaky hot. 040112
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whitechocolatewalrus wow, eyedream meets self.
can I be hot too?
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pipers sure, but only if you don't melt, little smallrus...t'would be lonesome without you :) 040112
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endless desire ive never had a blather crush
except i wanted to have one on that viking blatherskite from new england that i talked to once. he said something 100 facts about me that really interested me.

but now i have fallen madly in love with eyedream. i am watching her from the window, standing outside freezing in the snow.

i wondered what she looked like and asked her and i think she's gorgeous.

yeee for eyedream, one true blather love.
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ice anybody living in india :) 040124
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pipers i live next door, if that helps. :) 040125
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blown cherry Well I have a reciprocal crush on RoXXXie and soon to be bub :)

And I'm sure a few of you already know how obsessed with Photophobe I was before I even began to blather...
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ethereal The more I read the more I develop teency crushes on practically everyone on here. 040331
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Death of a Rose well, pobody needs somebody to have a crush on her. i'll volunteer for that.

.
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Crusher My nickname is 'Crusher'. Awl be crushing you soon. 040331
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eyedream I am devoted to desirue always, first and foremost, of all the skites...you are requited 040331
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Lemon_Soda Well, two types of crushes here, and I think I'm over them both.

I had the biggest crush on Miss Tree for years, and I had a mind-juice crush on Old Phebe.

Since I'm past them and all I see no point in not sharing. Maybe some egos will glow for a bit.
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Death of a Rose Geez, what does it take to get crushed around here? 040331
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fixer fixes 040331
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misstree become a puppy? 040331
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Death of a Rose transmorgrification. righto. get right on that magical box transmorgrification box...thingamajingy......i'll draw the dial with crayons. 040331
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TK doar, have you been readin Calvin and Hobbes lately? 040331
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Death of a Rose Eek. It's the terrible and terrifying TK monster. Where is my ray gun?


hehe


(yeah TK, I have all the Calvin and Hobbes collections, as well as all of Bloom County, Mr. Breathed, I miss your zaniness)
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Death of a Rose oh and TK can I have a crush on you? It's strawberry flavoured and I need somewhere to sit.

:-)
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Toxic_Kisses mmmm, I like that
You asked my permission to crush on me, I like that and strawberries a lot ^.^ but no sitting on me I my sink into crevasses of Blather and not be able to find my way out! and yes I'll allow you to crush on me seeing as how you were polite enough to ask ^.^
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Death of a Rose ALRIGHT!

i promise not to sit on you.

maybe...........

:-)
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realistic optimist hehe how cute.
a permitted crush.
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but dont tell him I told you! zeke 040403
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TK sitting on DOARs lap Not if I sit on you first! ^.~ 040403
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Doar Holy joy joy Batman!

and a wink too!

is in Heaven (I just earned my wings!).
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realistic optimist and i'm not telling all my blather_crushes. it's more fun to crush in secret. unless you are lucky enough to be a petaler of thorns, however. 040403
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P to the O to the T it's because I'm a shameless hussy. oh and I_crave_attention. sad really :-) 040403
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metamantrg my crush is a 3 year one but it seems they cheat with others 040420
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Toxic_Kisses / TK Disclaimer:

I_Have_A_Boyfriend
.
.
Just so the few of you who were previously unaware now know
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I live for bad puns Thanks for playing TK. Although now I'm crushed. 040421
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any pun is punny hahaahahahahaha 040421
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i am not a stalker...no really im not i luv myself some strideo, but im gonna post anon so he doesnt laugh at me...no im not paranoid, of course not! why would you think like that! HAVE YOU BEEN READING MY DIARY???????????

...im sorry...i have a meet tomorrow and i am psyched, and its throwin off my brain...i ran on wednesday and i rolled everybody up, smoked em, threw them on the ground, smushed them into the dirt, and then rolled them up and smoked them again.

...im sorry, really this time. strideo i luv your little silences at the ends of your blathes!

...(pretending to be strideo)
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Strideo aw, sweet ^_^

that just makes my day. of course now I'll be wondering who you are but thats okay.
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i am not a stalker...no really im not yay!!!!!!!
(you dont know how happy this makes me)
lets see if you can guess who i am, i am female, have ten fingers and ten toes, two arms and two legs and i have teeth...but ive said too much
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Strideo hmmm, i think so far this eliminates any skites who are missing body parts. yep, that narrows it down.
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ST oh, and it eliminates male skites too.
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Anima Mundi my blather_crush | blather_love
has truly crushed me
when she decided to cheat on me

It seems in this world that nobody else means what they say and that they cannot commit to me with such intensity and devotion that I have to offer. Sometimes, I view myself with the elusive discarded-ness of a vampire, destined to be forever alone for their very nature of being.

[plagued with all my ugliness i stand single-handedly]
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minnesota_chris I got a new blather crush (what is new?) No, I'm not going to tell you her name.

She's smart. Not just "everybody is smart in their own special way," but graduate student smart. Professor smart.

And you'll never hear her shove it down someone's throat either. She is refreshingly un-full of herself.

She's the person I hope to meet, years from now, traveling across Europe in a hostel. Hooray for her.
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Special K I know i have just discovered this site and i haven't really given too much input back... BUT I STILL DESERVE SOME LOVIN'!!! COME ON PEOPLE!! i'm alone and lonely, (and rather "excited") just kiddding :) sorry... but do really want some lovin... you have to welcome the new comer!! 040625
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cinzento I have a crush on Special K. 040625
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Jess You must be warped!
Special K is a little crazy!
I have a bit of a crush on dudeinanigloo and I'm fascinated by Pete!
I don't think I'm the object of anybody's blather crush!
sigh!
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Stalkers of Jess while its not a crush,
I've decided to stalk Jess

consider yourself warned
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Jess Cool!
I'm not sure it should be a warning!
I'm rather flattered you've chosen to stalk me!
Why me though?
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dudeinanigloo If I'm not mistaken, Jess, you still have a boyfriend? 040714
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magicforest For a long time I have had an abashed and lovely smittenhood with u24. I don't know if he requites, but I do hope he doesn't read this. He's just very gentlemanly and seems to be more deeply entrenched in the blatherworld than others. 040715
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Jess Dudeinanigloo, yeah, I kinda sorts do!
But what you gunna do, eh?
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Tea everybody knows each other? crazy. Does that make me "new"? 041018
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pete i doubt many people 'know' eachother more than what we know from blathes 041018
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meta meta 060105
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a girl. unhinged.
is it a crush when i rarely write here anymore and the only thing that regularly brings me back to the blue are her words?
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unhinged all my crushes come here eventually; it is like my diary. the things i can't say. blather is a chronicle of my crushlife crush_life



*blushes*
the reason i can't leave blather, the people around here the only ones that see me, that notice, that have access to what's really inside of me.
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In_Bloom I am your scarlet blossom
Your are my bruise on a wing
Come by to look on me kindly
Don't mind the light
Please sing
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what's it to you?
who go
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