bad_breath_keeps_people_away
Dafremen
I
have
been
known
to
manufacture
severe
halitosis
just
to
make
people
keep
their
distance
.
If
I'm
working
on
a
project
where
EVERYONE
is
constantly
coming
up
to
ask
questions
and
I
NEVER
have
time
to
get
my
work
done
...I'll
stop
brushing
my
tongue
.
After
awhile
the
number
of
questions
just
sort
of
tapers
off
.
I
also
keep
a
jar
of
assorted
loose
mints.
If
during
these
times
someone
tries
to
give
me
a
hint
about
my
breath
by
offering
me
a
mint
...I
take
the
mint
...and
say
"
Thanks
man
!
This
is
PERFECT
for
my
collection
!"
Then
I'll
drop
the
mint
in
the
jar
of
assorted
loose
mints
and
watch
their
reaction
.
The
same
person
rarely
offers
twice
.
Heheh
people
can
be
quite
entertaining
when
they're
not
busy
annoying
the
hell
out
of
me
.
010705
...
Tank
so
does
a
bad
attitude
...
010706
...
Dafremen
NOW
yer
getting
the
picture
...
:)
010706
...
black-dyed gel product
Wow
,
your
a
sick
fuck
.
Well
done
!
010706
...
casey
My
6
year
old
brother
has
the
worst
breath
i
have
ever
smelled
...if
he
keeps
this
up
all
those
kindergarden
girls
will
drop
him
like
a
sack
of
potatoes
.
010706
...
dafremen
He's
waiting
for
the
right
girl
..then
he'll
be
all
over
that
shit
.
160717
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
