baby_satan_withdrawl
kingsuperspecial I'm having baby satan withdrawl.

I checked for him underneath my
new 69_ultra_chicken_box, then smashed tiny_apes with my horf_mallets, took a big swig of "TWANGER", tried playing a Neil Diamond record backward, and even mumbled to myself while drinking gin.

no baby satan, anywhere.

what would vanderfookin do at a time like this?

penis!
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paste! i'm with ya kss.

where the hell is that styrofoam llama of death? i need some new recipes pronto, 'cause sockroda_poppers and goat_soda can only go so far.

not only is baby satan awol, but living in this nightmare post_agedafluwqeojflasuoewqjfadsoipwqjefads isn't helping much either.
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black-dyed gel product Where is that red-assed bastard? 010807
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baby satan sorry, guys. i've been all tied up fixing up my new bar -- The Chocolate Dildo. that's gonna keep me busy for a while, although i should at least wreak some degree of fucking-up upon my neglected blather. so, for tonight at least, i am back again to hump all of your psyches. i might take off again for a while after that, though, what with the bar to attend to and all. maybe i'll drop in from time to time. once the bar's done, i can reinstate my previous...uh...penile status. until then, here's to a one-night-stand of unprecedented shrinkage.

:::has a standing orgasm while on fire:::
010807
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baby satan that was a hell of an orgasm. alright, after a few more blathes, i'm out again. take care, all of ya. i'll be in to check on you again soon enough. 010808
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