ask_white_wave pipers well...why not? :)) 040228 ... white_wave does this mean i have to be interviewed before a live audience? i get a little nervous speaking in front of crowds.... *places dark sunglasses on to avoid being recognized* 040228 ... pipers no, we can tape the show before a small studio audience if you like, it makes the laughter only slightly more natural... *pans camera around helpful blatherskite audience* 040228 ... oldephebe and out of ignorance a plaintive voice asked.."So what's your favorite cinema veritae of all time?".. and ah Have you ever surfed? 040229 ... white_wave oh dear. i must have walked into the wrong room. i thought i had just showed up for the filming of Breakfast_At_Tiffany's *removes dark sunglasses* 040229 ... white_wave_san_sunglasses okay i'm ready now. umm, does this dress make me look fat? do i have lipstick on my teeth? is my tie straight? oh wait, i don't wear a tie. *goes back to being nervous* 040229 ... white_wave_speaks cinima veritae hmmm..... that would have to be something circa 1950 like: "The Home Economics Story" "Body Care & Grooming" "The Chicken of Tommorow" *imagines self sitting in theater next to Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo* sometimes when my computer is broken, I pull out my boogie board. But the ocean is a much colder place to surf. 040229 ... oldephebe you know, i have these vertigo issues and sucked at skateboarding so i imagine surfing for me would probably be pretty much be out of the question..sounds really exhilirating though... 040229 ... white_wave i have vertigo_issues too. so that's why i consider myself more of a "smurfer" 040301 ... Death of a Rose somehow that sounds vaguely nasty. "smurfer" a smurf .......nah. 040326 ... whitechocolatewalrus what's your favorite type of tree? 040326 ... white_wave the jacaranda tree, or any tree that bears fruit with sweet juices. 040327 ... pipedream nope, the best trees are the ones you can climb up and sit and read a book in. or lie under and watch the clouds through the leaves with someone. and there is pretty grass underneath. uh-huh. 040327 ... white_wave can you build me a treehouse in my purple_tree? i'd happy to be living closer to the stars than the earth. 040327 ... minnesota_chris if you had to describe this past weekend as a beverage, what would it be? 040412 ... white_wave alka_seltzer 040412 what's it to you? who go blather from