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i want answers
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ok. . . . .so what name did you write under before? in "average_blatherers_age," you sort of alluded to being around here for a while...
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i still want answers
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answer me or i shall die! (wait.....that wouldn't be such a bad thing...)
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The Devil Himself
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the next day...
are you dead yet? ;)
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Satan Satan Satan
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i dunno.
are you daed yet?
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have i got it?
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birdmad!!! :)
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The Devil Himself
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"what do we have for the persistent one johnny?!"
.:.johnny.:. "not a damn thang!"
(anonymity remains in my favor)
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no way....
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barrett?
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The Devil Himself
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Barrett? in your wildest, peanut-butter between the thighs dream!
my point. your serve.
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please with peanut butter
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say more
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021018
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pathetically devoted to candy corn
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if you don't say more, i am afraid i will die a shiveringly sad death which will most likely consist of seven very powerful elves eating my entire candy_corn stash before they go on to buy every last bag, box, and container of the beloved candy_corn from every store in existence. i will be dying due to complete candy_corn heartbreak.
is this what you wish upon me?
yes, i am a pathetic sort.
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not peanut butter
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dear devil
is peanut_butter_is_your_friend?
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021018
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oooooooooops
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just kidding. what i really meant was,
"peanut_butter_is_your_friend, no?"
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The Devil Himself
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as you wish... "more"
oh persistent one,
you seem to think that by playing upon my sympathy, with your threats of dying a candy corn heartbreak, it will somehow force me into identity submission? is this the manner in which you really want to play this game? if so, then let's make it interesting. i want to know just how deserving you are of those very candy corns that you speak of. i challenge you to write, here on this very page, 21 (no more/no less) ways in which to use a single candy corn. you may not be repetitive. what's in it for you? one single hint is the prize that you will claim. no holds barred. you may begin.
is peanut butter my friend? if peanut butter were my friend, then God and i would have something in common. that'll be the day!
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candy corn is my life
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1. put it in an envelope
2. mail it to barrett
3. sneak it into god's hat
4. watch god pull it out of his pocket like a magic rabbit
5. sing it a lullaby while rocking it back and forth in my hand
6. eat it
7. drop it in a glass of lemonade
8. put it in the blender
9. hide it under the cheese in a slice of pizza
10. defenestrate it
11. flush it down the toilet
12. fry it
13. boil it
14. toast it
15. microwave it
16. run over it with a bicycle
17. hide it in a shed
18. break it in thirds
19. introduce it to a jellybean
20. smile at it
21. apologize to it
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candy corn is doing me in
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piskadooly! revision on #4: watch god pull it out of his HAT like a magic rabbit
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The Devil Himself
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persistent one,
thank you for playing. i honestly can't believe that you didn't tell me to go fuck myself. regardless, you have completed the task at hand, and as such, you shall be rewarded with your clue. however, one question first... are you male or female? i'm assuming female, because of your dramatic statements thus far. am i correct, or are you male?
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candy corn sillyhead
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i'm a female indeed.
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The Devil Himself
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my days of blathering precede those of Silentbob's.
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candy corn chica
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okay.
i am thinking you are either brad, barrett, or grendel/birdmad.
hey - if i email you, will you tell me? or is the email address you posted a fake?
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raining candy corn
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by the way, i am fully aware of how you tried to deny being barrett as well as birdmad. but hey, i still think there's a chance.
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candy and a currant bun ;)
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b b b
the b-men! heh.
please__you_know_you_drive_me_wild!
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The Devil Himself
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what's in it for me?
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candy corn yeah yeah yeah
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sorry. i guess nothing, unless you consider good conversation to be "worth it".
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Jeca
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yikes, devil. i'm sure you're making the other guys jealous.
(second yikes-- read the average age link and we're all young, young, young... goes to show the people who have time for this anyway are teens (and early 20s) and 50-year-olds)
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information
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i know a handful of people who're in their 30s on here
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information
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(including mr. devil)
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The Devil Himself
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i can't get enough of your candy corn talk. it's quite stimulating, to say the least, let me assure you ;). it would surely be to my disadvantage if i were to call it quits at this point.
however, my last statement was quite vague, and hinted to the contrary. i apologize for that. what i was hoping in answer from you was something along the lines of 'i'll show you mine if you show me yours' (my true blather identity in exchange for yours)?
also, your presumption was correct. the email that i previously used was fictitious. however, the address that i am using this time does in fact exist, and it belongs to me.
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Jeca
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the devil can be flattered
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candy corn falling from the sky
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dear devil
please check your mail again.
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021029
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Daria
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FOr some strange reason I sense a relation between this page and "ask_satan".
Am i going to hell?
And if i am, can I get out of any hard labor by being your personal sex slave?
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satan satan satan at the library
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this blathe is not related to ask_satan so i will decline an official answer here
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Rhin
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you seem to be amused (that's not the adjective i was initially aiming for, but it will do) by quoting executed death row inmates, so here's one for you:
'"How about this for a headline for today's paper?: French fries."'
who, how, where and when?
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reitoei
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what temperature is your thermostat set at?
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Dafremen
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Does your tail ever fall in the toilet?
If not, how do you keep that from happening?
If so, does it make a sizzling, steamy hissing sound when it does?
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the devil seems to have disappeared from bl_a_th_e_r
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actually, scratch that.
i'm sure he's somewhere around here
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Jeca
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Holy shifty vocabulary, batman! how the heck did you do that with your name, candy corn?
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helper
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look at test2
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muahah!
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Ask him if he'll give you your soul back....
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spoken:)
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candy corns are orange caution cones of doom i want to run them over and squish them into oblivion reduce them to stale shards of hard pulp. i detest the foul unpalatable villianous candy
die, candy corn, die.
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ahhhh
Candy Corn is the Devil's napalm for frustrated children
cook them into a foul poultice and see for yourself
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In_Bloom
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"Mr. Handsome Devilman, what do you intend to do with that phone number you asked for?"
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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