ask_pipedream minnesota_chris Hi, Pipedream. What is the favorite blathe you've written? 030314 ... pipedream i've got a page! i've got a page! *sniff* wow! hehe sorry my favourite blather performance, so to speak, is definitely the one for shall_we_dance...came straight from the heart :) what about you? 030314 ... pipedream i think i will just stare at this page 'o mine and grin like a silly fool. yes, i think i will. *me hangs up a paper lantern* 030314 ... pipedream hassan says that that guy's got those amazing broad shoulders because he hasn't got a trapezius muscle. hey, whatever works ;) 030315 ... monolith hmm .. .hassan should know that its not having a trapezius muscle that makes you hott .. its the lack of it !!! 030315 ... Dafremen Ok pipedream, here goes. I keep getting these emails at my hotmail account. They're of an extremely personal nature and what's disturbing is that they're from complete strangers. My question is: How did all of these people find out that my penis needs enlarging? (You don't think it was that one girl from the summer of 89 do ya?) 030315 ... minnesota_chris hey, you, this isn't ask_minnesota_chris. I liked what you wrote there too. I've blathed on about 250 "words". Plus the words like "prawd" that I've blathed on, that aren't showing up on my word list. Sometimes I've blathed several times on a certain word. So let's say about 400 entries, plus about 15 with an alter ego, usually when I'm wacked out or cranky. Usually I just comment on something that I found wonderful, or awful, or silly. Boring stuff. I like the silly stuff I wrote under haunt, ot, prawd, someone_give_me_a_grant_to_invent, window, poor, minneapolis, state_of_the_union, blather_church. The rest I could pitch, if I was having a blather_rummage_sale. 030315 ... pipedream dafreman: the same people who tell me mine needs enlarging, only i'm a girl. tee hee. sliight problem, no? :D minnesota_chris: hehe...how's this for a word: gorp . it means to generally shovel into your mouth, gobble up, eat. my newest invention. *grin* i like prawd. whaddit mean? 030315 ... pipedream jabberwocky is pure, 100% delight...even roald dahl can't beat it, and roald dahl is the daddy of literature this side of the 1900s who else except carroll can invent a fantastic word like 'mimble' and be famous forever? j.k rowling uses 'mimblewimble' in the first harry potter book, when hagrid intimidates the living daylights out of the putrid uncle whatisname dursley..."ah, shut up dursley,yah great prune!" one of my favourite bits, that...*satisfied grin* 030316 ... pipedream hey minnestoa_chris, lets have a blather_rummage_sale here, on this page... gorp for sale! gorp for sale! 030316 ... minnesota_chris but gorp is already being used... here in Minnesota it means Good old Raisins and Peanuts, or possibly Granola, Oatmeal, Raisins, Peanuts. Trail mix, what you eat when you are camping. Prawd. Somebody else created that word. I wrote... well, go look what I wrote! 030316 ... pipedream gorp is a word? *stricken expression* oh no! how sad! i feel like a plagiarist now! (well, not really since i didn't know, but for histronics' sake hee hee) i saw the prawd entry...hehe..what's a GED? forgive my ignorance :D 030316 ... cube Please tell me, what does "that's the cranberries" mean? ³ 030317 ... megan GED=General Education Diploma 030317 ... minnesota_chris If you fail high school, but return and study, you can get the equivalent of a diploma, called a G.E.D. It's about the equivalent of being able to read and write and do simple math. 030317 ... minnesota_chris ok, new question. Without turning your head, look around the room and find the object that says the most about you. Describe it, and why. 030317 ... pipedream "that's the cranberries" means its from a cranberries song...star, to be precise oh, so thaaaat's what a G.E.D is...we don't have those here. Good thing you got one, minnesota_chris :) hm. i'm sitting in front of a computer at the university right now, so the object du jour would have to be my messenger bag, its sitting in front of me...it's black, kind-of leather and has a biker-chick strap...bigass buckle, copper-rimmed shoelace holes kind of things in the strap and bulging with mysterious things. plus its got a funny koosh kind of keychain wearing a red hat tilted at the brim and a pair of sunglasses, lol...so that'd be me, a little offbeat, a little tough, a little unpredictable...no wait, ante up the unpredictable factor *lol* 030317 ... pipedream The Cow Song (new lyrics are welcome) I am cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yougurt, curd, cream milk and butter All from liquids from my udder I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo! i am cow, eating grass methane gas comes out my ass and from my muzzle when i belch! and the ozone layer is thinner from the outcome of my dinner i am cow, i am cow, hear me moo the rest, later :D 030317 ... minnesota_chris *applauds* that was marvelous. 030317 ... pipedream saave tooniigghhttt, fight the break of dawnnn coomee tomorrowww tomorrowi'llbegone i've forgotten what i wanted to say. the cow song's two lyrics- the ones up there- are part of a real song. the other lyrics that i'll post when i get around to doing it were invented by me. *copyright ding ding* aaja mery vairey sohni, chadd de mahiwal -- punjabi rock song, that..quite fun 030319 ... monolith yknow .. ive been singing that all the time .. i still dont know what it means ... . help.. 030319 ... pipedream har har..it means leave romeo and come over to my side, babe Stop The War. Stop The War. Stop The War. 030319 ... minnesota_chris am I in love with you? Or annoyed? I keep confusing the two... 030319 ... pipedream there is a thin line between love and hate- so 'they', whoever 'they' is- say...so you very well may be both. generally people shouldn't annoy you if you couldn't care less about them. sad thing, though- usually we do, even about strangers and weirdos and stalkers. chains of sorts, having to care about what people think. personally, i hover between throwing caution to the winds and what we call prudence. spontaneity wins most times, though. life is too short to think about what that guy over there will think if you walk around barefoot. 030320 ... pipedream some insect's bitten me and my nose, of all things, has been itchy as hell since yesterday. mercifully, nothing rudolph could identify with, but still. rather iffy. i couldn't go to a peace rally yesterday and am most upset. i think i'll make one of my own instead :) 030320 ... monolith rise and shine lil tree monkey . . .big day ahead :) 030321 ... pipedream heh heh yesterday i climbed a tree and sat on a high branch, up in the leaves and breeze and read a book. i haven't climbed a tree for a long time, it was the bestest fun. i think i'll do it again today, and play volleyball too. smacked my arms pink, but it was worth it- i think i'm getting better. i don't have much to say right now. :) 030321 ... sylphide I really like the cow song! *applause* Just had to say it :) 030321 ... monolith im confused i went thru a whole day and nothing happened. . 030322 ... pipedream thanky abt the cow song :) i'll post the other lyrics someday, right now we're waiting for the lab guy to fix the PC so we can get on with editing this commercial my media art group shot day before...'twas real good fun, hopefully they'll turn out brilliant :D 030324 ... brain stew khekhe for animal_magnetism 030328 ... brain stew khekhe for animalmagnetism 030328 ... minnesota_chris tell us about where you live, and what you like about it. 030328 ... pipedream i live in a city that's dirty and noisy and cultured and green and brimming at the seams with life, art, rickshaws. i wouldn't want to live anywhere else; the only equivalent i find to it is manhattan- the same buzz in the air. i've been living here for eleven years. i could live somewhere else if i had to, but i'd miss home a lot. what about everyone else? 030331 ... minnesota_chris Make a new word... call it "home" or "my_city" or something... and ask everyone what their city is like. 030331 ... Dafremen Pipedream I'm eating crackers for breakfast every morning. The problem is, they aren't my crackers and it's 6:00PM PST. What's wrong with my internal clock and...are there any health risks associated with dunking Saltines in milk? (Besides the obvious one of my getting pummeled by my neighbor if he catches me stealing his crackers) 030402 ... minnesota_chris Dear PipeDream, My nose feels like it's going to fall off. Has your nose ever fallen off and, if so, what did you do about it? 030403 ... pipedream Don't dunk Saltines, dunk Chips Ahoy- the finer points in life deserve appreciation. Oreos are getting to blah to dunk anyway. And nobody will kill your for stealing Saltines, they're too insignificant in the cookie hierarchy. My nose turns Rudolph and falls off every year around October. I just grow a new one ;) 030405 ... pipedream i am cow, smoking grass great big puffs inhaled so fast oh this rush is great, i hope it lasts and my head is getting lighter and disco lights much brighter i am cow, i am cow smoking grass 030416 ... Piso Mojado do you still swim? 030422 ... cube What would you like to be asked? ... 030422 ... pipedream 'course i swim! i get all shiny just thinking of the pool...*grin* i'm going to start in a few weeks now, hooray...want a new swimsuit, though. ask me anything, i didn't make this blather - which is actually the best part of it. hehe. 030423 ... bible humper lookin for a T what did ezekiel mean when he said the likeness of the firmament upon the heads of the living creature was as the colour of the terrible crystal 030423 ... Dafremen Why doesn't the Gospel according to John contain any reference to the First Communion during the Last Supper? Was John sleeping? Did he get up and go to the bathroom? And would the almighty later trust his Revelations for the future to someone who would forget to record something as important as the First Communion? Furthermore, why would a humble, giving man like Jesus ask people not to worship him throughout his ministry and then at the very end decide to immortalize and in effect diefy himself by introducing a symbolic blood ritual centered around him and his life? Just thought you might know. 030424 ... pipedream i COULD find out about that, but i'm a Muslim, and my version may be one that y'all may not agree with...basically, the Bible has a lot of discrepancies primarily because people wrote it, not revelation...and people are fallible, which is why you've got questions about the gaps in logic, which are justified, i think, because a Holy Book should be perfect :) 030424 ... Dafremen So would the communion be Halal to take if grape juice were substituted for wine? OR still Haram because it is a form of idolatry? 030425 ... minnesota_chris God god god, yadda yadda yadda. Let's talk about boys. Namely, the setback you just had. Is it anything juicy that we can talk about? 030425 ... niska i'm sure whatever was done on the sheets has been done on the blankets before. they change the sheets every day, yet the blankets remain... how often are hotel blankets laundered? 030425 ... phil Dear Mr Pipedream, I find your name offensive, it is used often to pursuade negative ideas of some lost confused person and I tend to think that is a bunch of shit. 030425 ... pipedream i'm a ms., not a mister. i suppose one could do communion with grape juice....you're supposed to respect other people's traditions in any case, so you don't haaaaaave to do communion, i guess, if you aren't christian. and phil luv, if you find my name offensive...well then, sucks to you :) let's talk about the flu, im getting it and i've been sniffing all day long. pass me the kleenex :) 030426 ...