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not french fries would you like bbq sauce on those fries? 020923
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yelp! what an uninteresting question! 020923
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splash of orange i agree. why don't we ask him something like...........uh.........

mr. superspecialking, are you a splash of maroon?
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splash of orange ps. for several reasons, i don't actually think he'll visit this page.

heh.

oh_well.
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kingsuperspecial I can answer. I like to talk to people - when I'm not busy ripping their hearts to shreds or being told I'm not nice or trying to single handledly make everone's dreams come true (except mine).

BBQ sauce sounds fine. I'm trying to stay away from fried foods, though - cholesteral, dontchaknow. Also, I gained 10lbs in 2001, and lost it last spring, and I'd rather not find it again, thanks.

I'd guess I'm a splash of brown. Or maybe silver. And blue on some days, but less and less as I realize how to handle all of that.

What else?
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paste! tacobastard dude-o, what sparked your blather comeback? it's about time you got your priorites straight. 020923
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sappy tree what else? boy oh_boy

what's in your desk drawers?
i want details.
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splash of orange sappy tree, that was silly.

but yeah, i wanna know too. what kinda stuff have you got in there, kingman?
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banjo uly's been saying that you favor him over me. is this true?

:(
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kingsuperspecial banjo, you should know that I love each of you equally. You each have your special jobs, and fuzzy place in my heart. 020923
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kingsuperspecial erm ... my desk doesn't have drawers, really. this desk does, but it isn't mine, well, not really. There's some interesting stuff in here, though.

Items of note:
a lovely black plasic spoon, several individually wrapped Bigelow "I Love Lemon" Herbal Tea bags, several small binder clips which appear to grazing on bread crumbs in the bottom of the drawer, a solitary 20 centavos piece from the Republic of Honduras, a tiny brass safety pin, several unloved pennies, a few dangerous looking pushpins, and a 5 centimes piece from the republic francias

"liberte, egalite, fraternite"
a small pink package that I believe contains a "sanitary napkin" - the kind that's not for your face.
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kingsuperspecial erm ... my desk doesn't have drawers, really. It’s glass, and metal, and there is a shoe box of all manor of crazy thing that I deemed worth saving at some point. That’s at home, so I couldn’t inventory that right now. Maybe later.

This desk does have a drawer, but it isn't mine. Well, not really. Since I’m a contractor, I get used to setting up camp in thecube-farm” of big companiesthe same gray walls, the same overhead storage bins, the same beige linoleum desktop. There is a drawer, though, and a quick rifling has produced some interesting bits of stuff.

Items of note:
a lovely black plastic spoon, several individually wrapped Bigelow brand "I Love Lemon" Herbal Tea bags, many free-range binder clips which appear to grazing on bread crumbs in the bottom of the drawer, a solitary 20 centavos piece from the Republic of Honduras, a tiny brass safety pin, a small pink package that I believe contains a "sanitary napkin" - the kind that's not for your face. About 27 cents in unloved U.S. pennies, a few dangerous looking pushpins, and a 5 centimes piece from the Republic Franciase.

"liberte, egalite, fraternite"
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kingsuperspecial woah. that was weird.

sorry about that.
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nocturnal here's my question:
what's up?
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kings desk drawers @ home yes, please do share our contents when you get the chance. 020923
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kingsuperspecial Lizard! uh, not much is up, really. Same shit, just a little bit older and a little less fun. I don't have email or AIM or nothing. Just thought I'd stop by blather and let people kick me around a little. For old time's sake. 020923
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nocturnal oh, you. always thinking of others. 020923
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ever dumbening i have a shelf full of nice bourbons
i have a freezer full of ice
i live mere minutes from oakland, CA

what should i do?
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squint fucking california blatherers.

I'll show you!

dammit.


thats it.

i'm coming to california.
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kingsuperspecial everDumbenKing -

you should remain calm. slowly step away from the bourbon. Email me, and let me know the bourbon is ... ah, that you are safe.

I think I know of a way to to properly dispose of the booze and the ice. We'll need two glasses, a DVD player, a Playstation, a big TV, an extremely loud stereo, and several Monster Magnet and Lyle Lovett CD's.

Let me know if you have trouble with any of these supplies. If needed, my personal"bourbon disposal lab" is available for 911 use. Worst case scenario, we load your burden into the back of my convertible, and head for Vegas.



it's going to be okay.
trust me, I'm a professional
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banjo squinty

bring me a lei, and be sure you have a warm sweater - the fog gets cold at night.

see you soon.
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uly damnit!
i want a lei too!
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ever dumbening: 51 percent corn vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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ever dumbening k-tell (wit cho ronco style),
obviously, you need to try buddhist bourbon meditation. it sounds like you need all these external pleasures to enhance your bourbon consumption. be present in the bourbon. everything is impermanent (except bourbon).

breathe in the vanilla and caramel and oak
breathe out
repeat


oh, and just so there's another question: what's the weight of an unladen african swallow flying from zachary's to fat slice (sans amotos)?
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kingsuperspecial obviously, a swallow would not fly from zachary's to fat slice. if a swallow was going out to pizza, it would go to the lane-splitter, lacoco's, or rustica.

zen_bourbist_medication, hey?

sign me up - I'll drill a fresh whole in my head, just for the occasion.

erist
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daxle hence the term, "bird brain"
a dolphin would go to fat slice
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kingsuperspecial Fat slice is yummers.

zacharys is not bad, but has achieved cult status for some bizarre reason. fine if you like hanging around with sheeple.

lane splitter is great 99.9% of the time, a wonderful beer/motorcycle/art place to eat, with YUMMY pizza (east coast thin style-e).

Fat slice is good.
Never seen a dolphin there, though.
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garlicia fat slice was better than lane splitter, but absolutely nothing is better than villa romana on the correct side of the bay... which i finally got, after bothering with all that inferior pizza 021213
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