ask_dr_ruth Ill-fated in Indiana if all else fails! dr. ruth, my boyfriend is caught up in one of his brilliant ideas and i'm going to be the one paying for it. he's convinced, after watching one of those real sex episodes on HBO, that a 'sex doll' is the answer to a 'safe' threesome. apparently, this doll is life size and gender optional. the doll has a working tongue, and life-like, working genitals and such. a doll that can actually suck and lick is what were talking about here. 'it' can be ours for a mere 5,000, and my boyfriend is serious as hell! i could deal with being replaced for another guy, but for an animatronic balloon?! he's trying to convince me that 'it' will be for both of us, but i believe he's talking out of his ass. while i'm sitting at my desk at the office, he will be sneaking home to screw a balloon. it can't get much worse than this, right? i swear if he does this, i'll gut her like a fish...which shouldn't be too extremely difficult. omg! if he ejaculates inside of her, where does it go? ewwwwwwwwww! i can't believe i just said 'her'. 'it' is not real! she's not a she-she! HELP! p.s. it's not that i'm against sex-toys. the more the merrier, right? however, what if 'it' short-circuits (or something to that effect) and begins to have a flesh fest! ...or what if my boyfriend becomes more aroused by 'it' than me? i consider myself to be fairly open-minded, but isn't this beyond the extreme?! 021025 ... endless desire i have the magical power to add this blathe to recent blather, when it was only there for two days before. i'm feelin crazy. 030919 ... Dr. Ruth Dear ilffated in indiana - i think your boyfirend is a pig. He will likely escalate this concession of yours to include a real live girl who will compete for his attentions. Stop it dead in its tracks. right here. right now. believe me. i was once a strapping male of nordic descent before the gamma ray bombardment. Us guys. We are objectifyers that's it. We are not self reflective or neccessarily cued into to any empathic emanations or needs but our own appetites. Uhg! Food. Ugh! sex or really intense self gratification the whole thing takes about 53 seconds ugh! i go to bathroom now and splatter my excretions all over your painstakingly cleaned and gleaming porcelain..ugh!! no wash ahnds after doing number 2.ugh! beer! ugh! the smell of diesal fuel really gives me a chub..ugh! Zo that aut it my dear. Nip it in ze bud. 040313 ... former strapping nordic youth now post-mentapausel Gute Nacht können meine fornicating Kinder und Flammen der Hölle an Ihrem Kopfende weich lecken. AHHHH 040313 ... post mentepausal Ruth with a dubious Phd that was good night my fornicating children and may the flames of hell lick tenderly at your bedsides..or something like that...AAAHHH! *humms a goethe ditty put to music by shumann and silently contemplates wether or not schopenhauer had really indulged in psycho-sexual fetishistic rituals in which he wore candy striped big boy shorts, no shirt and suspenders with a sailors hat at a jaunty angle and a large lollipop..with the music cranked up really loud..shuman's darker musings the whole infantilizing dimension is particularly intriguing to her dr. ruth because of the being formerly before the endforced sex change and strapping but chaste nordic youth who harbored some pretty florid fantasies of his own..mind you..and so here's the....* 040313 ... sameolme Dear Dr. Ruth, Me and my girlfriend recently began exploring the joys of nasal sex. We have had some truely mind blowing experiences and have transcended old conjested prejudices. Last night she suggested that we shave our nostrils. I am intrigued but am worried about going out in public with naked nostrils. Are there hair piececs available for people like us? Thank you PS. Can you recommend a good nostril shaving technique? Depilatories make me sneeze and we are both devote Luddites so nothing electric please. 040823 ... sameolme devout? 040823 what's it to you? who go blather from