Sage of the Halo i saw this email and thought i would share:

As I Mature

I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

This made me laugh. Pass it along to your friends. They might need a good chuckle. Maybe something good will happen. If not...tough shit. :-D
Sage of the Halo that last line should look like this:

Doar good one 040319
her royal highness the quirk i edited your list because your old one sucked:

i've learned that you cannot make someone mature.

i've learned that assholes lie in wait and catch you off guard

i've learned that it takes very little to completely destroy trust

i've learned that someone's charm isn't worth shit in the long rum

i'm trying to learn not to compare myself to her and try to figure out what the hell's wrong with me that makes me unworthy of common decency

i've learned that sometimes there's no other option than to throw up, especially when the thought of them makes me nauseous

i've learned that people don't take responsibility for their actions and they don't bother to try to change or apologize when they hurt someone

i've learned that some people can move quickly from a passionate relationship into another relationship without thinking about the passion they kissed goodbye

i've learned that when something isn't working in your life, you should change it

i've learned that the people who care about you most are the ones who won't hurt you, and the ones who don't care about you are the ones who don't give a damn how much damage they do to you
. I get smellier, just like cheese; she gets more fragrant, like a fine wine. 050420
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