arguing_with_a_bird
yummyC
yesterday
,
logan
,
his
brother
(
ben
)
and
i
got
high
at
his
house
.
We
all
went
downstairs
and
i
was
watching
his
cockateil
and
the
bird
made
noise
and
i
was
suddenly
sooo
offended
by
what
he
had
one
.
like
i
knew
he
was
saying
bad
stuff
about
me
in
bird
talk
.
so
then
i
started
yelling
at
it
for
being
so
mean
and
it
was
whistling
back
(
i
thought
they
were
insults
)...
i
must
be
pretty
fun
to
watch
when
im
high
...
010709
...
birdmads worst gary coleman impersonation
what
you
talkin'
bout
willis?
010709
...
black-dyed gel product
"
That's
where
you're
wrong
;
it's
not
enough
to
just
want
a
cracker
,
you
have
to
earn
it
!"
---
Homer
[
to
parrot
],
The
Simpsons
010709
...
nocturnal
my
mom
does
this
from
time
to
time
.
there's
this
black
bird
that
hangs
around
our
house
for
a
few
months
out
of
every
year
.
it's
a
pretty
mean
bird
,
too
.
it
tries
to
attack
our
dog
(
a
doberman )
and
perches
itself
on
our
fence
just
screaming
.
so
sometimes
my
mom
goes
outside
and
actually
starts
yelling
back
. "
you
leave
my
dog
alone
,
you
nasty
old
bird
!
go
away
!"
it's
really
embarrassing
,
especially
since
we
live
on
one
of
the
main
streets
in
the
city
.
so
hundreds
of
people
are
driving
by
as
my
mom
argues
with
this
bird
in
broad
day
light
.
010710
...
nasty old bird
i'd
be
happy
if
she
threw
me
a
scrap
of
meat
and
the
occasional
bits
of
fresh
fruit
.
until
then
i'm
just
gonna
keep
picking
on
the
dog
.
010710
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
