iron sausage
Got a flip-top pack of cigarettes in her pocket
Feeling good at the top
Shopping in sharp shoes
Walking in the sunshine town -
feeling very cool
But the butchers and the bakers in the supermarket stores
Getting everything she wants from the supermarket stores
Apples and oranges
Apples and oranges

Cornering neatly she trips up sweetly
To meet the people
She's on time again
And then
I catch her by the eye
then I stop and have to think
What a funny thing to do 'cause I'm feeling very pink
Apples and oranges
Apples and oranges

I love she
She loves me
See you

See you

Thought you might like to know
I'm the lorry driver man
She's on the run
Down by the river side
feeding ducks by the afternoon tide
(quack quack)
Apples and oranges
Apples and oranges
Apples and oranges

syd barrett
Barrett How the hell do you decipher those lyrics?

How 'bout "Candy and a CurrantBun?"
iron sausage line 3 and line 12 were the only hard ones. maybe i'll do "candy" tomorrow. 001130
velvet spasm wolfpack 010418
Dis I am not Kerry.
Perhaps this seems too obvious to mention, but there seems to be some confusion.

On Wednesday when I made you laugh,
(talking about my new CD,)
you said I was like Kerry.

On Thursday when I upset you,
(though I said I hadn't cheated,)
you said that Kerry claimed the same,
and look what happened that time.

You might not be entirely healed from that unfortunate ordeal, and you have my honest sympathy.

But it is with enthusiastic certainty that I remind you now,
I am not Kerry.
I will not be sentenced for her crime.
WingedSerpent (1984) (victory brand) " 'oranges and lemons' say the bells of Saint Clements" 011207
flo when will you pay me, sang the bell of old bailey. 011207
DannyH when I am rich sang the bells of Shoreditch 011212
lookie here i am a bad apple who dances in the night with exotic oranges... while drunk.

or so im told
Doar over and out It hit me last night, hard....and I could not stop laughing. Insanity....maybe...but I now know what KX21 is about.

I sincerely hope understanding smacks the rest of you upside the head.

minnesota_chris you going to enlighten us all, or remain superior? 040906
yea what he said 040906
kx21 * GOD_EQ_21 *

"Apple" + Ten_SHE = "Orange" - SIN...
epitome_of_incomprehensibility You can't compare New York and California... 050801
Anna Livia Plurabelle My computer runs like clockwork. (Taken from an earlier incident of me being a parody of myself yet again)

That which does not fall too far from the tree is not the only fruit.

The Garden of Eden story is intrinsically connected to the Protestant movement in Northern Ireland.
(Well, duh, they're Christian. But you know what I mean.)

I have an Orange Crush on you; you are the apple of my eye.

Orange you glad you didn't say apple?

Upset the apple cart by rhyming with orange.
ALP An extensive but not exhausted list. I was bored, okay? Comparing apples and oranges = one of my weirder quasi-obsessions, besides blather, quantum mechanics, and James Joyce 061013
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