animal_tourney
paste! the international animal martial arts tournament is happening this week! gambling is allowed. possible first round match-ups:

muay_thai_howler_monkey
vs
judo_jackal

hapkido_hamster
vs
wing_chun_cheetah

tae_kwon_dolphin
vs
jeet_kune_do_duck

unfortunately, animals will be harmed and then eaten.
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Sol I wish to propose, as an adjudicator
terry the tai chi Pterodactyl
his beady eyes spy all that goes on as he gracefully and slowly moved acros the sky, liberating his chi energy and freeing his mind.
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Casey Sammy the Gazelle feels sad and left out because he doesn't have a cool fighting name.

Lets all feel sorry for Sammy the Gazelle
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bijou attack_hamsters 010822
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Strideo you can't have an animal tourney without an animal_attorney!
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