amy's_bible
amy bra-ha-ha! my new Bible with have talking scones AND talking coffee! and lullabyes and action figures. AND logic puzzles. lots and lots of logic puzzles. YAY! 001128
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amy it WILL be WITH all these things, and more... 001128
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Barrett Will it have tear-out "lite_Brite" patterns? 001128
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god hell yeh! now we're getting somewhere! 001128
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birdmad see: god_collection

gotta catch 'em all
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amy Lite_brite patterns that tear themselves apart, Barrett!

No, I'm very much *kidding*.

But for completeness, it would also include a book of Songs of Sobriety, Preservation, and Perserverance, which the talking coffee would slyly allude to when I need it most...
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Barrett Pleeeeeaaaase...
Lite Brite rules!
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god how's the book comin' amy? 001208
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amy It's getting there. I have an idea for it, and it's gonna be good.

I'm adding these to the quotes section:

"If you give birth to the genius within you, it will free you. If you do not give birth to the genius within you, it will destroy you."
-Gospel of Thomas

"Why do I love it so much?"
-Bjork
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god two thumbs up and smiling! 001209
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amy yeah, isn't that wonderful?

there's gonna be another chapter, and it'll be called "well, isn't that wonderful?" It'll be little anecdotes about how everything is wrong and doesn't matter at all. The real challenge about the chapter will be the pop music playing when the thing is open to these pages. i'm supposed to be able to concentrate on both words and music at once.
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god hell yeah!
go for it!
don't pull any punches!!
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god maybe even throw some stuff in about american history....
or rabbits... i like rabbits
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amy american history! that's a good idea.

In the seasonal section:
'Silent Night' is my favorite Christmas song. I'd like to hear it on the loudspeakers when I pass by. OK?
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god hey, no sweat! 010114
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