alice_in_wonderland
all the pretty colors everyone is mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 010822
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Aimee I feel like alice, falling through the rabbit hole... not knowing where I'm going to land and whether or not I'm gonna make it through alive... I can only hope though. 010822
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cheshire birdmad standing on his head (grinning) 010823
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translucent Don't step on the mome-raths,
They will not appreciate.
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nah....! red_buttons, white_rabbit
jam_tomorrow_jam_yesterday
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nah....! red_buttons = white rabbit 011207
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bzzmel drink me 011207
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no reason eat me 020531
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no reason "I simply MUST get through!" -alice

"Sorry. You're much too big. Simply impassible." -doorknob

"You mean impossible."

"No, impassible. Nothing is impossible."
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velvetdesire "i'm mad. you're mad. we're all mad here" - the cheshire cat 020531
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Betwixt too much crack..too much crack.
I love the book & the movie for exactly those reasons.


& that it was writen by a child pornagrapher.
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Ariadani I passed by his garden, and marked, with one eye,
How the Owl and the Panther were sharing a pie:
The Panther took pie crust, gravy, and meat,
While the Owl had the dish as his share of the treat.
When the pie was all finished, the Owl, as a boon,
Was kindly permited to pocket the spoon:
While Panther recieved knife and fork with a growl,
And concluded the banquet by eating the Owl.

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Ariadani "'You are old, Father William,' the young man said,
'And your hair has become very white,
And yet you incessantly stand on your head,
Do you think, at your age, it is right?'

'In my youth,' Father William replied to his son,
'I feared it might injure the brain,
But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.'

'You are old,' said the youth, 'As I mentioned before,
And you have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door-
Pray, what is the reason of that?'

'In my youth,' said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
'I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment -one shilling the box-
Allow me to sell you a couple?'

'You are old,' said the youth, 'and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose-with the bones and the beak-
Pray, how did you manage to do it?'

'In my youth,' said his father, 'I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.'

'You are old,' said the youth, 'one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose--
What made you so awfully clever?'

'I have answered three questions, and that is enough,'
Said his father, 'don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs!'"

page 47-49
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reitoei when entering strange, drug created fantasy worlds, one should always stop by the tourist centre. its to the upper left, just after the rabbit hole. 020602
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silentbob somehow blather always knows what is gonig on in my life. we tried to watch this last night but we had to wait til one, so we were too tired too continue and i just went home.
weird that this comes up at the same time
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Joana. The same happened to me as I first heard of Steve Zahn through here... and on that same night, I realised who the guy was as he showed up on a documentary on the making of 'You've got mail'. Funny that. 020602
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Dafremen Wow...funny how I happened upon this blather and I was accused of looking like Steve Zahn AND I mentioned Lewis CarollĀ“s Alice_In_Aimeeland just the other day. Spooky (insert Twilight Zone sound effect here.) 020602
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girl_jane "Eat me."

Boy oh boy, I loved playing Alice in this show.
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DannyH why_is_a_raven_like_a_writing_desk 020603
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Dafremen Danny! Hey do0d! How hangz it pal-o? 020603
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jane my favorite! 020607
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jessica fletcher hmmm...last year i had an alice in wonderland christmas. i asked that most of my gifts would revolve around alice in wonderland. my mom got me snowglobes that were supremo cool. my dad got me the digitally remastered version, not knowing that i hate digitally remastered shit. everyone else gave me money. this year i think i will go with the wizard of oz or the nightmare before christmas.
but i don't want to go among mad people. oh you can't help that here. we're all mad.
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squigglybee "oh cheshire cat! it's you!!"

"who were you expecting? the white rabbit perhaps?"

"oh no! i'm through with rabbits!"

a very merry unbirthday to all!
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little fury bug Alice
She drank from a bottle called DRINK ME
And up she grew so tall,
She ate from a plate called TASTE ME
And down she shrank so small.
And so she changed, while other folks
Never tried nothin' at all.
by Shel Silverstein
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squigglybee ooh i remember that poem. i have some of shel silverstein's books. 020709
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little bug eat_me_drink_me 020916
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jessica fletcher need you
dream you
find you...
anyway... I bought the game Alice, and it is some really sick shit, let me tell you. the cards actually hack you to death with those big iron bar things they carry around. it's a trip. and alice wears johnny the homicidal maniac boots. its really insane, but i must admit that it brings me joy.
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screwing for virginity The Walrus and The Carpenter
Lewis Carroll
(from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)

The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.

The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"

The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"

"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.

"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."

The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head--
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.

But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.

Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more--
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."

"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.

"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."

"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?

"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"

"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"

"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.

"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.

you have just read (at least i think you just read) the best poem ever!
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scuzz Oh jeez, I am NOT kidding you, when I was prob'ly 4 or so, I saw Alice in Wonderland for the first time, and THAT scene gave me nightmares for a month! All I knew was that THAT walrus KILLED every one of those little oysters! Think about it; whoever wrote that story was OBVIOUSLY doped up, and they looked so innocent and pure! That combo doesn't leave many options, despite my own naive ete! I saw that movie again a few weeks ago, and almost wet myself! You know how some ppl block out horrifying memories from their childhood? I think I did that! When I heard Tweedle Dee/Dum say 'oyster' I got chills!!!! Does anyone relate, or at least empathize?! 021211
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me yes i totally relate with that! that movie is so messed up i cant even watch it anymore! its one of those freaky movies that you just dont understand and dont want to 021221
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c.o.r.e. i felt like alice when he looked at me...his admiration was like a great wonderland. but now, all is gone and i feel like the fat stupid queen. 021222
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phil L.C. was a nice guy 021222
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mandin6ostar the last time i did acid it was called alice in wonderland. i laughed for hours with jay and tim. mark gave me a porno tape that was never ending. this fat slimmey kid named rieger came jumping over the moon. jay said who's that. i said, "BROWN". 030716
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megan `They were learning to draw,' the Dormouse went on, yawning and rubbing its eyes, for it was getting very sleepy; `and they drew all manner of things--everything that begins with an M--'

`Why with an M?' said Alice.

`Why not?' said the March Hare.

Alice was silent.
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ferret was lost

M_theory
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amanita muscaria mushroom killer!!! 050224
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Violet And you eat the psilocybe, and you see, colors flying, glitter falling from the sky. Why can't everyday be like this? 050330
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amanita muscaria madness is
like staring @ the sun;
for the truth will make you
blind -
madness it evokes.

eat me then
i
i
I
i get you closer to god.
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ungreat I feel like I ate the mushroom that made me for times to big. I walk around here looking at all the pale sugar cookied girls and I feel like I've fallen through a rabbit hole into an alternate universe where every one is the same and only very vaguely different. Where they go out every night and still get good grades. Where I'm the total loser because I'm still four sizes to big stuck in a tiny house with my arms and legs sticking out. I wish this was the wizard of oz where I'd just click my heals and be home in bed. But instead I'm stuck here in the land of the wicked witch, and I'm just much to big. 090110
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