alfred'_inflamed_dark_flower Alfred My name is Alfred. I am a male prostitute. I have been one since the age of 14. I am 51 now. I cannot quit. I live in Singapore. I am a failed writer of homoerotic verse. Recently, I caught my lover of 27 years defiling the bed of our sorrows and shame with a college student from Lombardy. I wept for days. Then I found this place to play. I want frigates of young men to exhaust their affections upon me. I want to forget the pain my lover Brian has caused me. I want frigates of young men to prune my inflamed dark flower. There. Now you understand the cause of my hateful words. 040108 ... randomly recent and you expect sympathy? ! 040108 ... Alfred I did not write this. This is the work of some vindictive little prankster. Some post-adolescent soft ass that's got nothing better to do!!! The person who wrote this is incapable of honestly dealing with reality, unwilling to put forth the hard work and discipline it takes to get up off of that soft ass and get down to business. Like I said you are all drowing in fallacies. You choose to be lazy. You choose to be unemployed. You choose to be under employed. Correct the mistake of your insufferable little life and get on with it!!! Goddamn social handicap!!! 040108 ... p2 hey al still focused on soft asses? how insecure are you that you felt the need to respond to this lame attempt at provoking you? it's obviously false since there's no way a 51 year old male is getting any work as a prostitute you're more likely going to prostitutes than working as one so professor a.s.shat tell me more about my lack of exercise and my unemployment it amuses me when you show your own ignorance 040108 ... Alfred Soft ass=atrophied mind 040112 ... silver truncheon Hey Al, how 'bout a round of hot mansex with our gardener? 040112 ... Alfred How about one full weeks worth of hard honest labor without caffeine, or coke or alchohol or sugar? How about one week of being honest about what reality is and not whining or pining or pissing away the rest of your life? How about it? Out of Africa the first humans came. Before that though, 500 million years or so, life in the simple organisms used to be self-sustaining. Why have we abandoned that imperative? Platonic puss faces such as yourself piss away the time erecting cathedrals of fallacies and illusions. Depriving yourself and others of the virtue and self-respect of HONEST HONEST HONEST HONEST life sustaining endeavors. 040112 ... minnesota_chris don't you have anything interesting to write? I mean, sure, we all need to get off our ass and get to work, thank you mom, but... got anything else to say? 040112 ... Alfred If you cannot see the liberating epoch shaping virtue in those lines then you are sadly obtuse. 040112 ... p2 if you associate the ass with the mind you must be a butthead 040113 ... Alfred You are unprepared for this. 040113 ... p2 i'm shakin' in my boots 040113 ... Alfred It was not said to intimidate or threaten. It was said merely to clarifiy your inherent inadequacy. Be silent now child, this is for grown ups. Here, take this salt water taffy I bought for you. Suckle it as you've suckled upon the insidious and overt poison of American pop culture. Really, all of these overt emotional reactions, the phantom of tantrums. It's infantilizing. Get a hold of yourselves. Be smart. 040113 ... p2 you know nothing of me including the fact that i don't like salt water taffy and the only emotion to detect in my sarcasm is amusement continue with your ignorance and i will continue to be amused 040113 ... Alfred Another debilitating enfilade of reason and rhetoric. I lie upon the ground, paralized in the paralxis of your brilliant orchestration of pubescent non-sequitors and obtuse observations. Begone!! 040113 ... p2 Alfred - I'd like to set a match to that podium you seem to be "expectorating" from all the time. Who do you think you are? Tacitus or something? You are pretentious, wordy and please; everyone owns a dictionary. Why do you feel the need to rifle through its pages before trying to impress us with your verbiage? Verbal fluency and reading comprehension is one thing. Communicating, writing well is another thing entirely. You are pretentious to say the least. 040113 ... Alfred With my own words you smite me. We are living lives of evasion. Evasions of ourselves, evasions of our family, children, parents, evasions of reality. The seed of redemption lies inside the totems of profit and the core of commerce. Finished. 040113 ... p2 i evade nothing i simply point out your hypocrisy for your own enjoyment i know i've enjoyed it greatly on a side note, you bear a striking resemblence to dafremen your wordiness your condescension your "helping" through criticising even your name bears resemblence the only difference is your obsession with "profit" whereas he left his well paying (?) job to pursue writing 040113 ... Alfred Really? 040113 ... misstree i had noted the same, but was refraining from saying anything in case it was daf playing devil's_advocate, but daf does a better job of debate than this feller. 040113 ... RoXXXie "My name is Alfred. I am a male prostitute. I have been one since the age of 14. I am 51 now. I cannot quit. I live in Singapore. I am a failed writer of homoerotic verse. Recently, I caught my lover of 27 years defiling the bed of our sorrows and shame with a college student from Lombardy. I wept for days. Then I found this place to play. I want frigates of young men to exhaust their affections upon me. I want to forget the pain my lover Brian has caused me. I want frigates of young men to prune my inflamed dark flower. There. Now you understand the cause of my hateful words." OHHH, shit! LOL! Oh, this is great, whoever came up with this, I have to give you mass props, you're a genius! THANK YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE! I wish you would do one and sign my name to it. this is great. 040113 ... laughter is the best medicine :-) 040113 ... carraige of rotting flesh You're welcome. 040113 ... Still not Tacitus Okay. I confess. I penned the whole Al being a prostitute thing. I suspect there is a strong homosexual current raging through him that he has tried to swquash with all of his pseudo-philosophy cum capitalist speechifying. 040113 ... RoXXXie oh, way to go! do one about me, please, it's so frickin' hilarious! albert was all shook up, too, wasn't he?! "That's not me!" Oh, you are a master of wit! 040113 ... misstree roxxxie, over on "goths" you're going off about how accepting you are of homosexuality, and over here you're guffawing over some infantile impersonation that suggests that someone who is debating from a different viewpoint is a gay prostitute. well, does it make you the butt of a joke or not? consistency, darling. 040113 ... RoXXXie mistree, dont be fucking ridiculous. the only reason i think it is hilarious it because who it is about and his reaction to it. wow, aren't we a bit jundgemental on blather? i am not your dear. i really dont think i said anything offensive about homosexuals on goths. thanks for being over analytical, though, i love that in a person, and thanks for being condescending. i hope i am the butt of some joke and maybe it made you laugh because you are way too damn serious, i think. thanks for noticing, though, i appreciate your concern................. 040113 ... misstree i wasn't being "fucking ridiculous," i was making an honest inquiry. apologies if i don't find much humor in it any time something unchangable like sexual orientation or characteristics of meat is used to insult someone; i let it pass without comment the first time here because i'm trying to be more live_and_let_live. in fact, i fail to see the gratification in pointing and guffawing at someone because they have a different opinoin in the first place, but he has been rather virulent, so i can see how it would be an instictive reaction. i never called you dear, i called you darling, and i never said that you did say anything offensive about homosexuals on goths. i didn't mean to be condescending but i guess it's hard to avoid when i'm pointing out a percieved hypocrisy. aw, fuckit, do what you want, be what you want, think what you want, it means half a fig to me. thanks for the overreaction; you are indeed now the butt of a personal joke, and grins will be distributed accordingly. especially the line about me being too serious... whee, that's yummy. 040113 ... The Schadenfreude Club OMG, don't get 'Hulkanize' the tree. Please, we're begging you! Schadenfreude is lurking. . 040113 ... mt naw, too many sugarplums on the horizon for the real rage to pop out. that, and my horrible outbursts last tuesday kinda chilled me out (i still feel like a fuckwit for that). "i'm juss sayin', is all." 040113 ... RoXXXie thanks for permission, and it's always a pleasure to make you smile. oh, and then, im not your darling. wink, wink 040113 ... aspiring computational theorist is this a turing test? 040122 ... minnesota_chris miss tree, were you fucking ridiculous? I thought I told you to keep him out of your bed. 040122 ... misstree hey, he's good for a tumble *and* a grin. not too many of those left these days. 040122 ... marked . 040423 ... i am not a stalker...no really im not strideo isnt here and for him i fear a vague and horrific death from this world he has left so in boredom i come here now i have even more to fear if i do no work as a lass i'll be atrophied and a soft ass wiggle boo 040423 ... somebody 'Got some salve for you Al 040423 ... Als in a singapore sling by So there! I think my writing is prettier though. 040423 ... minnesota_chris Hee hee, another golden oldie. The arrogant ones don't last long. Or maybe it's just because they're not having any fun? 040605 ... Alfred I am still here. My gyrations, and exhortations are still rippling in the open air, still pushing up through the obdurate soil of your alkaline hearts, like babies and butterfly's wings, like a mother's coo, I am still part of that your ultimate awakening. I am incubating. Drink deeply dear Chris, drink as much as the hollow of your hand can hold. We will build empires together, you and I and anyone else who is tired and ready to set down the illusions and coping mechanisms of a live with no meaning. Believe me you cannot fathom what you are about to enter into. I am waiting for you at the ferry with a friendly smile. 040627 ... Lila Pause you_read_too_much 040627 ... no longer empty like_rain 040628 ... minnesota_chris well it's nice to see you're reading. I didn't really follow the rest, although I am drinking pretty regularly. 040628 ... three dots and a saxophone Well..seeds of truth glittering upon the path..get them before the crows come, get them before the harbingers of black dawn come sweeping down like a great funeral shroud shouting the body into the newly spaded gash in the ground..come before the days last breath and the dying embers of another day surrenders to it's final repose... ... 040628 ... Lila Pause What I think we should have is a blather book club where each month Alfred picks a title for us to read (e.g "Anna Karenina") as a pro-active attempt to combat literary laxness and generally improve the overall standard of blather. 040628 ... minnesota_chris or all the illiterates can come over to my house and drink wine. I'm not sure if that would help anything though. 040730 what's it to you? who go blather from