a_water_heater_with_no_balls
h|s|g fuck_this_apartment

spent an hour using

1) what's left of the hot water to make a bath
2-5) *4 heating water on the stove
6)*4 adding hot water from the coffee pot

epsom_salt

broken_ribs

this_sux

still water heating on the stove

focus_goddamnit blood_circulation silicon_and_magnesium sleep anabolic a rainbow of nutrition. water_rest_and_love antiinflammatories cayenne_my_favorite_vasodilator

drink_more_water
heat_more_water
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lg sending_healing_thoughts
and
virtual_hugs




hope you feel better sooner rather than later
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unhinged oh my goodness

broken_ribs eek!!!!!!



not sure what's worse:

the_little_radiator_that_could losing her engine
or no hot_water for baths
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unhinged if you are concerned about your kidneys and liver from the anti_inflammatories make ginger root tea instead.


take a 2 in piece of ginger, peel and slice thinly, add to 2 c of boiling water and then reduce heat and simmer for at least 20 min to activate the anti_inflammatory compounds in the root.

strain and add honey or raw sugar to taste.

one caveat: don't drink too late at night otherwise you'll be up til 4am.


in ayurvedic medicine they say to drink ginger tea at lunch to help the digestive system
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h|s|g thanks and yeah i'm a fan of the ginger. 110115
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his sig byy a.i.f i mean tumeric, ginger, cayenne. none that lab bullshit. 110214
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h|s|g fine_fucker you half_sized cylindrical piece of.. you didn't think I'd find out, did you? You didn't know I'd drag a friend into this. But after said friend came over and we removed your kept_in_place_by_rocks sheet_metal cover, turns_out you have no temperature_adjustment_dial

I will work you harder. Don't think you get off that easily.


Strategy:
1) Foresee the desire to relax in bathtub at least one hour ahead of time along with having the means to semi-fill the tub.

2) Fill tub until it runs out of hot water.

3) continue_cursing_at_it (this seems to help).

4) become_fluent_in_french

5) Return to tub to see if there is more hot water. if_yes* get in (you're_already_naked you're_always_naked.) if_no repeat_step_three in French, go on to step 6

6) Foresee step four having to be repeated. Peruse various languages for ones which have interesting curse words such as German's das_schwein! If that doesn't work try Du scheißt mich an! Germans are great engineers. It's gotta work.

7) Return to tub to see if there is more hot water. if_yes* get in. if_no repeat_step_three in German.

*remember to look at timer which I so anally set to find out how much time it takes water heater to get in the mood again.

Du scheißt mich an!
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h|s|g try_reading_it_love_poems

Look into my eyes
Baby we can't you see
Can't you see you mean a lot to me
I am the color in your hair
I am the perfume that you wear
I kiss the ground you walk upon
Protect your eyes against the sun
praga_khan
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shpaaaaaaaaaaaa shpaaaaaaaaaaaa 110228
what's it to you?
who go
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