a_modest_proposal person I say... off with his head! (bush that is...) it's time for us to rise up against this monster 030422 ... megan the rest of my life could be yours... will you take it? 030422 ... pipedream how about you coming over here and giving me a hug...god i need one real bad 030422 ... girl_jane The scary thing is...IT MADE SENSE... It also made me cringe and wonder how people think of such wretched things... 030422 ... stork daddy but babys are delicious 030423 ... Freak/Lilac/Jessica We talked about this in english class on Monday. It almost made this one girl start crying and throwing up. 030423 ... p2 i know it's a story by jonathan swift however, it makes me think of someone taking the movie indecent proposal and dubbing over "1,000,000 dollars" with "1,000,000 liras" fyi, 1,000,000 turkish liras equals 62 cents american quite a_modest_proposal doncha think? 030423 ... marvin gaye let's razmatazz and all that jazz let's feel each other let's feel each other's ass 030423 ... person people need to make their own modest proposal... lol , I'm curious as to what people have to say. 030423 ... smurfus rex my modest proposal would be to sanction the cultivation of marijuana on the scale currently enjoyed by the tobacco industry, thereby allowing the government to tax the sales of marijuana throughout the country, offer it in your neighborhood gas station and grocery store, drive down the price of a dime bag, and yet still turn out revenue figures that would rival Powerball...think of the roads that could be built, the schools that could be improved, the kids who could be fed, the bums that could be housed...all because Queen MaryJane takes her place beside King Tobacco. Take that, baby eaters! Ha! 030423 ... User24 a_modest_proposal was taken seriously at first. 030425 ... person I can see why... it wasn't all that long after the salem witch trial shit, if people belived that bull, then the satire doesn't surprize me. lol 030425 ... Fire&Roses A Modest Proposal From An UnRomantic You said for me to get in touch with my feminine side and then call you. Girls write poetry, right? The lady at the butcher shop said that freestyle was best because it looked like a stream of thoughtful emotion. I had to look up freestyle poetry. I get it now. I think. You didn't seem to like my modest proposal at the ball game last Friday. So I'll try again- bravely like the man you want me to be. (which shows how silly you are because- how big of a feminine side can a real man have?) But I like silliness. And I like you. So- What will it be? Will you make me happy and marry me? If you tell me by tomorrow I can get a discount on the ring and maybe use the saved money to fix our car because pretty ladies shouldn't have to walk. Besides, I heard that wives who didn't like their rings 'accidently' drop them down the kitchen sink. I don't have much money... so it's better you choose the one you like don't you think? Mom says I should compare you to flowers or an angel or something pretty because thats how things are done. But I don't see what you have in common with things so common You are like... like my trampoline! Just as I feel doomed, just as I am falling too far too fast you are there to catch me and take me back to unsoarable heights. And you have nice sturdy legs, too. Only I didn't give money to get you... I gave my heart. So, my wonderful lady- my beautiful friend- my favorite dog-sitter- will you marry me? PS. I bought fish for dinner. If you say "No" to my proposal, I plan to choke myself on a bone. ~Fair_GwenofAir (www.Quoteland.com) 030806 ... drstrangelove ok but first show it to me if it dont fit i must quit [or something] 030806 what's it to you? who go blather from